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#428507 - 06/04/09 07:33 AM Kung Fu Gone!
Bluecipher Offline
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David Carradine found dead in his Bangkok hotel room. I hope no trannies were involved. This will be a blow to my memory of the Kung Fu series. Loved that show.


From AP:
U.S. actor David Carradine, best known for his roles in the 1970s TV series 'Kung Fu' and the Kill Bill movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital Bangkok.

A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-lead actor. He said Carradine died either later Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not reveal further details out of consideration for his family.

The Web site of the newspaper The Nation, citing unnamed police sources, said Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room, and is believed to have committed suicide.
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#428508 - 06/04/09 07:42 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Ohh, fuckin' A! Now I gotta re-cast for the part of "B" in XPT:The Movie!



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#428509 - 06/04/09 08:34 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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i bet he died of INXS disease
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#428510 - 06/04/09 09:10 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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#428511 - 06/04/09 09:11 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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This is a bad omen.

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#428512 - 06/04/09 10:03 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Registered: 10/05/08
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This is a bad omen.




better remove your shoelaces before the temptation overcomes you

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#428513 - 06/04/09 12:08 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Hmmmmmmmm. Bangkok. I'll bet a whore or two were involved and caused his 71 yo ass to go into cardiac arrest.
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#428514 - 06/04/09 12:35 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation ? It's for this very reason I try to keep my wanking procedures from including ropes, burning candles, incense, shears or any potentially hazardous materials.

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(CNN) -- American actor David Carradine has been found dead, hanging by a nylon rope in a hotel room closet in Bangkok, Thailand, according a Thai police official.

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#428515 - 06/04/09 01:49 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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i bet he died of INXS disease





You win.
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#428516 - 06/04/09 05:28 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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#428517 - 06/04/09 05:59 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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I feel guilty. I associated him with XPT and pervyness just the other day... Maybe I'm bad luck...



@ Uncle Bornyo. Call me up soon, so we can hang...






PS. HOLYFUCKINCHICKENuGGETS! in Bangkok OF ALL places. Fuckin' iRony.


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#428518 - 06/04/09 07:56 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Registered: 01/16/06
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Too bad- I liked him in Kung Fu and Kill Bill. He was a quirky actor with a great presence on screen.


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#428519 - 06/04/09 08:59 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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he did a great job playing oriental for a non-slope
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#428520 - 06/04/09 09:07 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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I never understood why he got that role. It ruined the series for me. Every time a bad guy called him "Chinaman" I wondered wtf.

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#428521 - 06/04/09 10:42 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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#428522 - 06/04/09 11:08 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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yeah i was sad when i heard that. i love kung fu theme song!
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#428523 - 06/04/09 11:47 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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I never understood why he got that role. It ruined the series for me. Every time a bad guy called him "Chinaman" I wondered wtf.




Cain was supposed to be half chinese, his mother a chinese and his father a white man. The role was originally supposed to be for Bruce Lee but the television execs thought that American audiences would not accept the show with a chinese protagonist so they decided on the mixed ancestry back story and a Caucasian actor to fill the lead role.
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#428524 - 06/05/09 04:56 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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he had a rope around his neck and genitals




Isn't that standard Hollywood wardrobe? Like European tourists in sandals and white socks on NYC streets, a Florida retiree in loud golf pants, or a NJ or LI princess in a belly shirt??
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#428525 - 06/05/09 09:54 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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#428526 - 06/05/09 06:26 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Goodbye, grasshopper.




Fatman beats me to the punch yet again.....damn it!

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#428527 - 06/05/09 06:28 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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fuvkin awesome Spunko

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#428528 - 06/05/09 09:39 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Registered: 01/07/06
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he had a rope around his neck and genitals




Coke!

Stop thinking about this! Get this idea out of your head! Whatever you do, do not let this cross your mind! Try to think about something else, maybe baseball, or alleged college degrees!

Is it working?

Wait, are you still thinking about auto asphyxiation?!?!?

Oh well, I tried.

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#428529 - 06/05/09 11:55 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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those lady boys can tie a mean knot- getting a few of them to scurry around on deck as you raced the america's cup could give quite the advantage. if nothing else, the emerging Carradine stories give us men hope that crazy shit well into our seventies is a distinct possibility -- chasing down that sweet release. i had my doubts honestly.

granted, i know there was that story about tony curtis knocking a chick up when he was seventy, then the enquirer put out photos of him pushing a baby stroller with headline "babystroller or walker?" and everyone laughed it up, but David makes it almost seem romantic by comparison. red silk robes, cute little games with the local sex rats, a bjork remix looping nonstop because he wanted it that way, all set to an ecstasy-fueled slow motion. one can only imagine.

i was driving today and suddenly wondered "what was david's last thought? i bet it was ice cream.. or maybe a sandy beach, kind of empty with no people, just looking out onto the span of the thing. low tide." after that I thought about something else.

three words: honesty, fragility, sex machine. THAT was David, and that's how we'll remember him. he didn't just have 'em. he had 'em all over the world.

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#428530 - 06/06/09 01:33 AM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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I never understood why he got that role. It ruined the series for me. Every time a bad guy called him "Chinaman" I wondered wtf.




Haaa ever watch The Larry Sanders episode when Hank is talking about his acting career? He played disgruntled shop keeper number 3. His only line was "Move along, Chinaman!"...
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#428531 - 06/06/09 07:26 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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Haaa ever watch The Larry Sanders episode when Hank is talking about his acting career? He played disgruntled shop keeper number 3. His only line was "Move along, Chinaman!"...




Fuck, that's obscure.

"Larry Sanders Show" is on my Amazon Wish List...
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#428532 - 06/06/09 09:32 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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i think that hoe who was there freaked the fuck out when that nigga start turning all purple and shit and ran.
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#428533 - 06/07/09 01:05 PM Re: Kung Fu Gone!
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#428534 - 06/14/09 11:35 PM Re: Kung Fu photo leaked
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The same publication (Thai Rath) is supposedly going to publish leaked autopsy photos too. Eeeek.
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