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#428467 - 06/03/09 11:10 PM My penis and north korea...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Will not be reasoned with.
Have nuclear capabilities
Are not the biggest of all but if you sleep on them you get banged out
Do not heed warnings
Don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Are soon to be a superpower.
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#428468 - 06/03/09 11:20 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Do you call your penis the Dear Leader?
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#428469 - 06/03/09 11:22 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Im glad to see that you are out of your funk, son, I just hope it has nothing to do with jamie foxx's new smash hit song
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#428470 - 06/03/09 11:28 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
Bishop Offline
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Do you call your penis the Dear Leader?


I have broken off all communication with my penis since it resumed unsanctioned testing
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#428471 - 06/03/09 11:38 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Monkey, I'm waiting for you to say King will be worshipping at the sight of Bishop's penis...since King had the Kim Jong avie for a long while.
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#428472 - 06/03/09 11:45 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Monkey, I'm waiting for you to say King will be worshipping at the sight of Bishop's penis...since King had the Kim Jong avie for a long while.




I can't, K1ng paypaled me $800 to stop picking on him, im a monkey of my word so I won't break the agreement until he does.
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#428473 - 06/03/09 11:55 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Will not be reasoned with.
Have nuclear capabilities
Are not the biggest of all but if you sleep on them you get banged out
Do not heed warnings
Don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Are soon to be a superpower.




And can't be seen at night. (Satellite surveilance joke)
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#428474 - 06/04/09 11:16 AM Re: My penis and north korea...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Will not be reasoned with.
Have nuclear capabilities
Are not the biggest of all but if you sleep on them you get banged out
Do not heed warnings
Don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Are soon to be a superpower.




Are part of the "axis of evil".
Have to do whatever it's Chinese masters tells it.
Sucked the cocks of 100s of Jap soldiers as "comfort".
Have an average salary of under $50/month.
Are led by a bizarre leaders who has a deluded view of their own importance.
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#428475 - 06/04/09 11:37 AM Re: My penis and north korea...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
If I lit a quarter stick of dynomite in your anus, how long would the echo reverberate? Half an hr? 45 mins? Surely you have lost your keys down there. How long till they turned up?
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#428476 - 06/04/09 12:30 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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If I lit a quarter stick of dynomite in your anus, how long would the echo reverberate? Half an hr? 45 mins? Surely you have lost your keys down there. How long till they turned up?




You are a bit too fixated on putting things up my ass.

Did you recently get dumped by your white, plump, sugar daddy?

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#428477 - 06/04/09 10:42 PM Re: My penis and north korea...
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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If I lit a quarter stick of dynomite in your anus, how long would the echo reverberate? Half an hr? 45 mins? Surely you have lost your keys down there. How long till they turned up?






Im with bishop on sticking some form of explosive up fatman's ass

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#428478 - 06/05/09 05:56 AM Re: My penis and north korea...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

If I lit a quarter stick of dynomite in your anus, how long would the echo reverberate? Half an hr? 45 mins? Surely you have lost your keys down there. How long till they turned up?






Im with bishop on sticking some form of explosive up fatman's ass






My ass belongs to WindSock.
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