Alexora has implied that few more photos might liven up these stories, so here goes>>>

To start, here are two pics:





The first is (left-to-right) yours truly, porn publicist Alex Raymond, and Jeff Steward, owner of JM Productions (Gag Factor, American Bukkake, The Violation of..., etc). The second is of porno cutie Missy Monroe (blonde, pictured with Ashley Blue). So we've known each other from online for a while. Jeff and I are jabbing Alex--nickname "Monstar"--because his pimp hand is kind of weak, and he frowns on using the term "whore" too often. We're giving him plenty of light-hearted grief about this. Out of the blue, Jeff says, "Watch this." He walks over to Missy Monroe. Before I go further, Missy is cute as heck but also fucked up in the head like a crazed wombat, and also probably high as a kite at the time. So Jeff raises his hand like he's gonna take a swing at her with the back of his hand...I swear, he never touched her, but she crumpled to the ground like last week's clothes. I felt sooo guilty laughing, but we were all busting out. Missy stumbled back onto her heels and laughed along...a little--she knew the joke was on her.

I talked to Missy a few times that afternoon. Her main goal was to get off the show floor an hour early, but that never happened. Seriously, even the best whores must just get dog-tired standing up all day, pretending to be sweet young girls who just happen to like getting Brian Pumper's jizz on their face every week.

Oh, and remind me what a fag-hag Brian Pumper is. And how Sean Michaels is a dead ringer for Dave Chappelle.