Once the "video age" of my porn-weatching life began around 2003, the first whore who blew me away was Ava Divine. I saw her first scene from MFHM and I didn't know people like this existed.

So I was very happy to learn she was signing one year at a booth where I knew some people. She showed up around noon to replace Melissa Lauren, another uber-whore.

Before going further, you need to understand the "trade show etiquette." Most of the whores show up with bad attitudes and hiding bottles of booze to numb the effects of having to stand up for eight hours a day; after all, they're used to laying on their backs. Anyhoo, the basic protocol is that you can touch the whores anywhere there isn't clothing, assuming they will come out from behind their table to touch you. The same rules go for a lot of strippers. And when you see some of the sweaty perverts that show up for these events, you'll understand why.

Back to the story, I chatted Gina up for a little while she set up shop, signing posters and all that kind of crap. I got out a sock for her to sign, she thought that was pretty damn funny. Basically with Ava, what you see is what you get. She is uncompromised in admitting she loves sex, and loves being a whore. Her "persona" on camera is not too far from how she comes across live. We got to talking about the "touching code," and she proudly said, You can grab anywhere I have clothing." So they did, people grabbed her tits, her crotch, her ass (did I neglect to mention she was wearing jeans and a corset??? ). She stood on the "fan" side of the booth all afternoon and refused no one. It was hilarious to watch, because most of these perverts had been led to believe you can't do this sort of thing.

Ava and Gia Jordan hamming it up in 2006:



We exchanged MySpace messages intermittently. When she retired last year, I think she had put away some decent cash, which is pretty rare in the whore community. Easily, she was one of the most open-minded and honest whores I ever met. She knew exactly what she got into, did it, and got out.

I heard she was at the NA booth last year in some Wonder-Woman type of getup, and gave some dude a wedgie so hard she tore the boxers off the guy.