Whatever floats your boat. I didn't see any distinction between what you might have posted and what she posted. The avatar change and norths lack of avatar made it easy for me to make that mistake.
The egg is on my face on that point.
But it ruins your argument.
I don't think for one minute you would mistake a willied post for anyone elses, much less someone they are obsessed with.
Get some air man... go to the pistol or driving range, shoot some shit or try to hit the ballboys.
I built two potato guns with a local youth using PVC pipe, fittings and a coleman grill ignitor. We use Aquanet hairspray and whatever potatoes are on sale and it's done wonders for me.