I never said there was no rhythm in the post or that it wasn't readable- just that it's black-speak not ignorant Southerner-speak. Anecdotal evidence is worthless so they say, but I don't hear poor whites saying "he be gone to the sto'" (he is gone to the store).

I talk to all sorts of people in my community from the mayor to the dude who be gone to de sto'.

I think you are a racist and are stereotyping Southerners.