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#428370 - 06/10/09 01:28 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
electrostatic Offline
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Guy who's posts I never notice said:
Quote:


And now Northrop who the fuck is this guy[actually its obvious who he is]...And the she-beast Electro....These people are just fucking irritating..



Who's northrop? My baby's daddy? and "She-beast" or not, you'd still put you dick between my cheeks...




Freestylah said:
Quote:

Boo-Hoo-Hoo! I'm not on Hungwell's A-list anymore.



He never mentioned you in the post above... Unless you are saying you are...


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#428372 - 06/10/09 10:12 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
khan fusion Offline
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Registered: 09/13/04
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Quote:

Boo-Hoo-Hoo! I'm not on Hungwell's A-list anymore.




One again contributing nothing as usual unless you consider hatin' on hos or your fanboyish jumping in to defend electroskanktastic a contribution.
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#428373 - 06/10/09 05:20 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Man, I don't know how you can believe that. POsting on the board, I've found out it looks completely different than when lurking. But, when you're lurking, damn Willi is one of the most obvious things about this place. The self-designated most vocal mouth-piece for XPT mods. Not everybody's this smart, but of the smart ones, if you don't like the guys who run a place, they think it's a pretty good bet you don't wanna be there. Not all the people who think about posting would this place want. But, that Willi guy, I just don't think he's got the juice to chase the unsavory ones off anyway. Willi's got some good friends here, but is he really the guy you want Lou running around calling the sheriff of Monkey County? And yes, he really is doing that: Click

But look, you guys gotta start going easy on Will. Take down your game a little bit so he feels comfortable to post. Whoever asked him what he was thinking calling someone Guapo is an insult was a jackass anyway. Willi has managed to post, allbethey innocous, twice today. He's all flying over head again checking the post history to see when it's safe to start posting regular again. The Sheriff must look good!

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#428374 - 06/10/09 07:41 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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I think you are spending too much of your time thinking "what is WillieD thinking?"

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#428375 - 06/10/09 07:45 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Hey B, I think you have spent too much of your time thinking "what is electrostatic doing?"
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#428376 - 06/10/09 07:48 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Hey B, I think you have spent too much of your time thinking "what is electrostatic doing?"




Not even close. I took care of the electrostatic problem on this board in about 30 minutes. I seldom addressed her on this board prior nor have I addressed her on this board much since. Seems like my way works. Yours looks...well...weak and obsessive.

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#428377 - 06/10/09 07:59 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Not even close. I took care of the electrostatic problem on this board in about 30 minutes. I seldom addressed her on this board prior nor have I addressed her on this board much since. Seems like my way works. Yours looks...well...weak and obsessive.



No you haven't adressed me much, uncle B. on public forum, at least. Why is that? I said something to you and you are still talking to northrop. Obsessive?


I'd also like to know more about "your way", you know, the one that "works"?
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#428378 - 06/10/09 08:13 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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I thought northrup was your new alt-id.

No, actually I didn't notice. I don't recognize your posts without the ted bundy avatar or excessive smilies. I was expending minimal effort on a response to a post I assumed was from northrup though I did notice the "B" reference.

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#428379 - 06/10/09 10:01 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
Northrop Offline
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Bornyo, you're a trip!

Quote:

Not even close. I took care of the electrostatic problem on this board in about 30 minutes. I seldom addressed her on this board prior nor have I addressed her on this board much since. Seems like my way works. Yours looks...well...weak and obsessive.




And, exactly what has that accomplished? Electro is having more fun than ever.

Quote:

I thought northrup was your new alt-id.






How'd you get that discombobulated?

Quote:

No, actually I didn't notice. I don't recognize your posts without the ted bundy avatar or excessive smilies. I was expending minimal effort on a response to a post I assumed was from northrup though I did notice the "B" reference.




Hmmmph, well, I see. But, perhaps if one must expend minimal effort in the fear of one looking obsessive, would that not make the board seem, well, a little borrrrring?

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#428380 - 06/10/09 10:26 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Whatever floats your boat. I didn't see any distinction between what you might have posted and what she posted. The avatar change and norths lack of avatar made it easy for me to make that mistake.

The egg is on my face on that point.

But it ruins your argument.

I don't think for one minute you would mistake a willied post for anyone elses, much less someone they are obsessed with.

Get some air man... go to the pistol or driving range, shoot some shit or try to hit the ballboys.

I built two potato guns with a local youth using PVC pipe, fittings and a coleman grill ignitor. We use Aquanet hairspray and whatever potatoes are on sale and it's done wonders for me.

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#428381 - 06/10/09 11:27 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Whatever floats your boat. I didn't see any distinction between what you might have posted and what she posted. The avatar change and norths lack of avatar made it easy for me to make that mistake.




It's not a big deal. A lot of people have mistaken me for Electro!

Quote:

The egg is on my face on that point.




Nahhhhh, someone as cool and smooth as B never get egg on the face. You're just flattering me.

Quote:

But it ruins your argument.






Can you explain that one?

Quote:

I don't think for one minute you would mistake a willied post for anyone elses, much less someone they are obsessed with.




Oh, you're still trying to prove you're not obsessed with me?

Quote:

Get some air man... go to the pistol or driving range, shoot some shit or try to hit the ballboys.




Damn, I had no idea it looked like I posted that much.

First Lou all up on my ass with his fist in my face, saying he know I got something to say when no, I really got nothing. Then Fatman bitching I don't put enough efforts into my post. Now Bornyo saying I'm too drawn into this place! WTF is with this place???

Quote:

I built two potato guns with a local youth using PVC pipe, fittings and a coleman grill ignitor. We use Aquanet hairspray and whatever potatoes are on sale and it's done wonders for me.




Only time I've ever seen a potato gun, I was out of state visiting my cousin. He let me test fire it for him and it smacked his house like 3 feet in front of where his wife was walking to! She didn't talk to me the rest of that entire trip. Those things are awesome!

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#428382 - 06/11/09 07:10 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Seriously northplop, 11:30 at night you still want to talk about me?

Like your alt darth used to say, Dance, monkey!

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#428383 - 06/11/09 10:55 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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This faux dialectic reeks of desperation, Northrop. You've clearly had your asshole blown out here before and you will remain low on the pecking order.
Sorry to be the one to break this to you, now please leave or try another alt that doesn't suck.

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#428384 - 06/11/09 11:47 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
khan fusion Offline
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Quote:

I thought northrup was your new alt-id.

No, actually I didn't notice. I don't recognize your posts without the ted bundy avatar or excessive smilies. I was expending minimal effort on a response to a post I assumed was from northrup though I did notice the "B" reference.




actually, northrup could be the alt id for electroasskisser freestyluh.
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#428385 - 06/11/09 01:41 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
Northrop Offline
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Willi - Have I got you seeing double again? I just checked, my later posts didn't even mention you. Just me, Bornyo, and a little Electro. But, nice going at least trying to get some kind of shot in there.

Floofin - desperation? I never imagined talking shit on XPT could be so much fun. But, nice going covering up for your buddy's buffoonery. You did good.

khan - Yeah, and you're an alt for Bornyo. He was propagating the same lies last night. So, what now, what now? (challenging khan because apparently he's the only one who can post in good spirits... )

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#428386 - 06/11/09 02:51 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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khan mumbled:

Quote:

actually, northrup could be the alt id for electroasskisser freestyluh.




Maybe you, BIFF and CumStains can form a secret society of some sort. 'The Society in Search of freestylah's Alt-ID'

But you would probably fail at that as well.
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#428387 - 06/11/09 05:36 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Uncle B said:
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No, actually I didn't notice. I don't recognize your posts without the Ted Bundy avatar or excessive smilies.



I put my avy back, I know you missed it. I take it you didn't like when I had my pic up there either? And hey, I thought you'd like me using less emoticons. You men are so complicated.




northrop said:
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Electro is having more fun than ever.



Quote:

Just me, Bornyo, and a little Electro.



You know a lot about me! You know I'm having fun and that I'm little.. Who are you wonderful mystery man!? <3




Khan said:
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electroasskisser



What does electroasskisser mean? Isn't my name fun! You can add all kinds of stuff to it!

Here, I just learned this one the other day.
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#428388 - 06/12/09 08:55 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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I hear northplop is sleeping on his brother's couch in San Diego these days. Confirmed by the CIA's black helicopters.

Hi Hydei.

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#428389 - 06/18/09 06:17 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Confirmed by the CIA's black helicopters.



I prefer the CIA looking in my window, than some creepy old guy...
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#428390 - 06/19/09 08:07 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Electro you know you would love for me to peek at you in your nightie !
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#428391 - 06/19/09 10:24 AM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
electrostatic Offline
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WTF, nightie?! I had to look it up. I don't wear that, I wear Hello Kitty jammies, sometimes ones with kitties, or fluffy clouds. I know, very unsexy.
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#428392 - 06/19/09 12:10 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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WTF, nightie?! I had to look it up. I don't wear that, I wear Hello Kitty jammies, sometimes ones with kitties, or fluffy clouds. I know, very unsexy.




Electro wants Jiraiya to molest her like she was a little girl in her "jammies".
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#428393 - 06/19/09 02:45 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Electro you know you would love for me to peek at you in your nightie !




alright is there any doubt left this guy's place needs to be turned upside down with a good search warrant? seriously who talks like that besides dudes that look into windows or hang out at toy stores..

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#428394 - 06/19/09 03:00 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Creepy huh ?
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#428396 - 06/19/09 04:32 PM Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Quote:

Mind you, he has shown an affinity for Electro.




Is that good or bad? He is a nice guy, really. I don't think he is gay either, just young, maybe even clueless. You all should help him become more like you, the good grown men perverts I know and love...




PS. Even before kids, I hung out at toy stores, but I assure you I am not a pedo bear.


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#428397 - 12/17/09 06:51 PM XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Have You Attended a Porn Convention?

I went to the AEE a couple of times a few years back, mainly because I got the pass and the award show tickets for free.

It's a hilarious time. You get to see all these people exposed to the general public, which results in many hijinks and funny stories. Example: I got to know Ashley Blue a bit. She talks shit while she's around her prono people, but she's painfully shy when she's confronted by strangers. Anyway I talked with her a bit, and discovered that she absolutely hates Tiffany Holiday. And Ashley found out her friend Jay Ashley did a pissing scene with her, and told Ashley that her urine tasted rancid.

So I convinced her to play a little trick. She stood in the background while I walked up to Tiffany at the Anabolic booth, and asked her to sign a calendar; in true whore style, Tiffany's "month" came with a picture of her getting a couple of loads in her eye. Anyway, she asked me who to address the calendar to, so I told her, "How about, 'To my friend Ashley Blue?'"

The look on her face was priceless. She obviously knew I'd heard the story, and she stormed into the background. I could hear Ashley laughing hysterically behind me.

I got tons of these stories, share your own.

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#428398 - 12/17/09 06:52 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Ive been at the AVN Awards in Vegas






I haven't been since the award show was moved from the Sands Expo Center. The "red carpet" back then stretched all the way from the Circle Bar down to the last ballroom at the Sands, it must be a quarter mile. This was back before there was any stadium seating for the public. One year I got tickets in the front row and had to listen to Jim Norton get drunk and call Greg Fitzsimmons (the emcee) a faggot all night. BTW I hear Jim Norton is a huge porno addict, but that's for another day.

I suppose I've known Gen Padova on and off for almost five years. She's out of the business and working in health care, but a few years ago she got into a huge pissing match (pun intended ) with Cytherea and her suitcase pimp Brian, nicknamed "Plus-One" because he was so fat. Think I'm lying? Here's the happy couple at the height of her earning potential...


I digress. Back then Cytherea and her pimp had a radio show on KSEX and they would hurl tons of insults around, Brian called Gen a "cancer cunt" (Padova had non-Hodgkins lymphoma, similar to Mario Lemieux) and other ridiculous comments, like being so rich she could afford an $8,000 a month mortgage payment, how her will was so strong she had been off drugs for a week, etc. etc.

So we took turns picking these two apart. I pointed out that, to have an income level to support $96,000 in housing payments every year, she'd have to do two DAPs every day for at least eight months, not accounting for food, drugs, booze, and the money Brian stole from her. Robbie from Pariah Pictures (Midnight Prowl, etc) swiftly pointed out that "being off drungs" in porno is code-talk for "don't have enough money for drugs." T.J. from Vertigo Video once said, "Cytherea would snort clorox off an aids patients ass if it would get her high."

So when I met Padova in her booth one year, we naturally started joking around about Cy and her douchebag boyfriend. So Padova and I are just rehashing some of the meanest things I've probably said about another human being, laughing like school kids, when a fan of Gen's walked up to her booth, looking for a poster or something. That didn't stop Padova from contiinuing to throw her porno rival under the bus. And out of the corner of my eye, I can see every illusion this poor kid had about the porno business ignited in some huge conflagration. Gen took a picture with him and was very polite, but you could see the kid's heart wasn't in it anymore. I'd bet you he left that convention hall a very different person.

And as lucky as I was, I ran into Cytherea at the award show. I walked up and asked her about still being off the drugs, and basically made fun of her. But she was so glassy-eyed, she was obviously either drunk off her ass, or had just ascended one huge heroin mountain. Sometimes I wonder why I detested her so much: probably because she tried to talk shit about anyone who came into her radar, but she crumbled like feta cheese when it was handed back to her. Like many a porno whore, she built up a mountain of lies about herself, and she doggedly stuck to them, even when they were fully exposed.

She flushed out of the porno business quickly after that; last we heard was a phone call she made to Suze Randall's daughter, saying Brian had dumped her because she was pregnant with someone else's kid, and living on welfare somewere in Utah.

I once made a pronographic version of those "Successories" posters, and of course had a special one reserved just for her.


P.S. The rumor that Gen Padova is Ronnie James Dio's (Black Sabbath, Rainbow, etc) niece are untrue.

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#428399 - 12/17/09 06:53 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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The first year I went to the porno show was in 2005. I'd gotten to know a few of the whores, mostly Kami Andrews. Kami is a decent girl, if she likes you she actually tries to be personable, and not just another attention whore. But her forehead is enormous. And she drinks like a fish. Anyway, we wound up with a few other people at the Circle Bar. If memory serves me right, just to the south of the main casino area.

The Circle Bar during the AEE is like a whore's heaven--sweaty fans are waiting to buy them free booze (Lexi Bardot actually asked me to bring her a bottle of Ketel while she was working at the Naughty America house/booth), there are drug deals going on out in the open. But the funniest scene was around Gia Paloma. Gia's suitase pimp who called himself Coffee Ron, was as high as a kite. He would give her small spoons of blow, and she could care less if anyone saw her. Kami told me some stories about Paloma on the set--she's a kleptomaniac. Anyway, Paloma is starting to do a stripper dance at her table, climbing up a pole basically to the cieling, and everyone is now watching her. She's in total attention whore heaven. Right after that, things start to unravel quickly. Yo can tell she's not walking too well, and suddenly she just collapses onto a guy (Jeff Steward of JM) who barely manages to catch her.

It's total lights out...no response whatsoever. Someone called the EMTs and they carted her off to the hospital toute suite. So everyone's buzzing about what just happened. Kami turns to someone and says, The best part of this is that she'll have to admit every drug her's ever taken to the doctors if she even has a remote chance of living. Man, that was cold.

Anyway, they pumped out the whore's stomach, and she made it to the award show to collect the porno "Kiss of Death" aka the Best New Starlet award. Vic and TJ from Vertigo Video (later American Hardcore) thought the whole indident was so funny they made promo posters centered on it.



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#428400 - 12/17/09 06:55 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Once the "video age" of my porn-weatching life began around 2003, the first whore who blew me away was Ava Divine. I saw her first scene from MFHM and I didn't know people like this existed.

So I was very happy to learn she was signing one year at a booth where I knew some people. She showed up around noon to replace Melissa Lauren, another uber-whore.

Before going further, you need to understand the "trade show etiquette." Most of the whores show up with bad attitudes and hiding bottles of booze to numb the effects of having to stand up for eight hours a day; after all, they're used to laying on their backs. Anyhoo, the basic protocol is that you can touch the whores anywhere there isn't clothing, assuming they will come out from behind their table to touch you. The same rules go for a lot of strippers. And when you see some of the sweaty perverts that show up for these events, you'll understand why.

Back to the story, I chatted Gina up for a little while she set up shop, signing posters and all that kind of crap. I got out a sock for her to sign, she thought that was pretty damn funny. Basically with Ava, what you see is what you get. She is uncompromised in admitting she loves sex, and loves being a whore. Her "persona" on camera is not too far from how she comes across live. We got to talking about the "touching code," and she proudly said, You can grab anywhere I have clothing." So they did, people grabbed her tits, her crotch, her ass (did I neglect to mention she was wearing jeans and a corset??? ). She stood on the "fan" side of the booth all afternoon and refused no one. It was hilarious to watch, because most of these perverts had been led to believe you can't do this sort of thing.

Ava and Gia Jordan hamming it up in 2006:



We exchanged MySpace messages intermittently. When she retired last year, I think she had put away some decent cash, which is pretty rare in the whore community. Easily, she was one of the most open-minded and honest whores I ever met. She knew exactly what she got into, did it, and got out.

I heard she was at the NA booth last year in some Wonder-Woman type of getup, and gave some dude a wedgie so hard she tore the boxers off the guy.


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#428401 - 12/17/09 06:56 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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OK, time for the story about Shawna Lenee/Kara Bare/Kara Mynor. There's a reason she changes her name so often: she might be the ultimate attention whore.

Kara was due to sign at the 2006 AEE show, except for one small problem: she tried to kill herself and was in rehab at the time, despondent over a certain cervical infection, a custody battle, a Xanax addiction, and boy problems. How do I know this...I read it.




She was in a house with Joel Lawrence, owner of her agency Gold Star Modeling. Evidently she cut herself, then ran out into the street begging for help. We know this is true because at least one other porner, a publicist, lived across the street from Joel and heard all the commotion. The tragic-comedic part of all this is that she tried to slit her wrists with a table knife, not exactly the sharpest instrument of all time. Anyway, no chance to ever meet her since she was laid up in rehab for a whopping one week.

Before you get all broke up about Kara, know that she is a complete attention whore. We've estimated her guy-to-girl friend ratio is at least 30:1, and suicide attempts are ways to get things from the men in her life. Is it any wonder she was gone from the Gold Star website the next day?

To evidence the attention-whoring going on, she showed up looking for porn work 10 days later.


Close-up of the handiwork:






Obviously, as you can tell from her scenes these days, her face, breasts, and body have changed quite significantly since then. But it's always fun to look back on a whore's past and see what makes them tick.


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#428402 - 12/17/09 06:59 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Alexora has implied that few more photos might liven up these stories, so here goes>>>

To start, here are two pics:





The first is (left-to-right) yours truly, porn publicist Alex Raymond, and Jeff Steward, owner of JM Productions (Gag Factor, American Bukkake, The Violation of..., etc). The second is of porno cutie Missy Monroe (blonde, pictured with Ashley Blue). So we've known each other from online for a while. Jeff and I are jabbing Alex--nickname "Monstar"--because his pimp hand is kind of weak, and he frowns on using the term "whore" too often. We're giving him plenty of light-hearted grief about this. Out of the blue, Jeff says, "Watch this." He walks over to Missy Monroe. Before I go further, Missy is cute as heck but also fucked up in the head like a crazed wombat, and also probably high as a kite at the time. So Jeff raises his hand like he's gonna take a swing at her with the back of his hand...I swear, he never touched her, but she crumpled to the ground like last week's clothes. I felt sooo guilty laughing, but we were all busting out. Missy stumbled back onto her heels and laughed along...a little--she knew the joke was on her.

I talked to Missy a few times that afternoon. Her main goal was to get off the show floor an hour early, but that never happened. Seriously, even the best whores must just get dog-tired standing up all day, pretending to be sweet young girls who just happen to like getting Brian Pumper's jizz on their face every week.

Oh, and remind me what a fag-hag Brian Pumper is. And how Sean Michaels is a dead ringer for Dave Chappelle.


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#428403 - 12/17/09 07:01 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Here are a few more pics I dug up, with some brief recollections:

Tyla Wynn.



I doubt Tyla Wynn is literate enough to read. I sat next to Hillary Scott at the award show one year, I think it was the year she lost to Mckenzie Lee. Hillary was telling how she used to work in the mortgage business, yeah right. Anyway, Tyla walked by; as she passed, she looked away and said, "What a crackhead." LOL.

Hannah Harper

I actually don't remember much about her, except that she was nice and English accent wasn't as strong as I expected, and she was sitting next to Scott Fayner. In case you don't know, Fayner used to be Taylor Rain's boyfriend/suitcase pimp. They used to load tons of cocaine into their luggage and to to visit his family on Martha's Vineyard. I think they also lived in the apartment downstairs from Ashley Blue when she was living with Trent Tesoro. Ashley actually went on Judge Joe Brown shortly after Trent moved out because he didn't pay his part of the rent.

Gia Jordan. Her t-shirt reads "Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed."


I think she was signing for Anarchy Films that year. True story, if you phone Anarchy's offices (not sure they are still in business), your call will be answered by their new receptionist...Leah Luv.

My back to the camera with Gen Padova.


The guy flipping off the camera is her former agent. I think he sells insurance now, I'll have to call and ask.


There are always a few anti-pron booths that set up. In 2006, there was one called the "JC's Girls." I have to admit, they were about the best looking girls in the building. I forgot their names, but they were very nice and understood they were probably fighting a losing battle in this environment.


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#428404 - 12/17/09 07:06 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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A lot of people don't believe porn girls really do consider themselves whores. If you think I'm kidding, I sat next to Hillary at one of the AVN Award Shows...she was handing out her "business" card...



She's lucky she didn't win the "Best New Starlet" award that year---it's been the kiss of death for most of them:

2006 McKenzie Lee...lasted another 6 months and quit porn;
2007 Naomi Russell...didn't even show up to collect her award...she had already quit;
2008 Bree Olsen...is now a drama-laded "escort" back in Indiana, being stalked by two separate weirdos.
2009 Stoya...won, got a contract, then got fired 6 months later. Rumor is no talent agency will have her for "social" problems.


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#428405 - 12/17/09 07:08 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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#428406 - 12/17/09 07:15 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Are we supposed to read all of that? Dude, I'm sorry he hurt your feelings but really give it rest.

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#428407 - 12/17/09 07:19 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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BangBros - Mz. Berlin Likes It Rough - Added: January 22, 2009:



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#428408 - 12/17/09 07:23 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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more "adult industry"gossip here


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#428409 - 12/17/09 07:23 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Aids/mopez might be Darth.. He's got that whole "Willie D and Gia assraped me and never spit in my mouth" type jaded vibe going.


fucked up.
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#428410 - 12/17/09 07:29 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Quote:

Aids/mopez might be Darth.. He's got that whole "Willie D and Gia assraped me and never spit in my mouth" type jaded vibe going.

fucked up.




Loucy still playing on the flute when the orchestra has gone.

screen caps are from Lou's favorite piracy board - his homie billy is a mod mod mod there - dunno if the "suzy" LouCypher is the xpt LouCypher.


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#428411 - 12/17/09 07:31 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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600K is a palatial mansion in AZ. just sayin.' good for willie d, hell yeah!

hey mopey, give it up already. no one cares what you bring to show n tell.
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#428412 - 12/17/09 07:52 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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I'm not reading ALL of that.




















Oh.













a+D





















Willie D is soOooo like 2 seesons ago. Bold, sweetcheeks.
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#428413 - 12/17/09 07:57 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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I didn't think we were supposed to read all that. Jaaay-sus already with this dude.
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#428414 - 12/17/09 08:01 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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reading + dental healthcare for kids is fundamental.


& parents shouldn't smoke infront of their kids inside their trailors.


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#428415 - 12/17/09 08:26 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Wait a minute ...

No one else cares about this? This is a profound accusation ...

It states that a mod here has over 7k thanks in 1.2k posts on a pirate forum? A mod here is not simply a member posting clips, but a moderator keeping a pirate board up and running? A pirate forum I belong to and have a grand total of ONE post on?

And, no one is saying that this isn't him?

No one???

And, all the people who prided themselves in protecting Jeff and called for my ban are saying nothing? Not one "bad pirate" comment??

And, all the people who constantly rip on Tritone as a "thief" are saying noting about this? Isn't bill_az a "thief", too?




Well? Is this true??? Does bill_az = Willie D???


If not, pound the libelous idiot with facts and abuse.

If so: This is too much!!!

Nothing could make me happier!!

Either AIDS is an overt lying cocksucker or a good many of you have been exposed as flaming HYPOCRITES!!!






Can't wait to see how this plays out .... What's the truth, kids????













[btw, I like Willie D, and he didn't join the mob that wanted me run out of here for pirating, so he's OK in my book however this turns out ]
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#428416 - 12/17/09 11:42 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Quote:






Not cool. I don’t mind being a punching bag around here, where I know people are busting my balls. But some unknown forum that I’m not even a member of (and therefore couldn’t defend myself if I cared enough to) where this jerkoff runs his cocksucker as though I seriously drive by her house hunting the cunt down or something? Sorry kids, never happened.

What a douchebag move. Here’s hoping that “bill_az” is just an alt for CrapFart...

And $600k isn’t terribly palatial in suburban Phoenix. It’s one of the more expensive cities in the country to reside in today, and Albuquerque is next. [


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#428417 - 12/18/09 01:04 AM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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LoL!


Aids, "meethmommy", wow, yeah, we knew. So sowee and all. I only know whats going on because of Fatty's summary. (Thanks Didy!) Maybe a pop up book would be better next time, Aids dickslap.


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#428418 - 12/18/09 08:00 AM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Someone should buy that forum a globe. Among their responses in the Best European Whore thread were Shy Love and Tiffany Mynx.
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#428419 - 12/18/09 09:37 AM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Holy holiday meltdown.... I guess we should have at least
shown some appreciation for all that hard werk. I did like the Gia pics so umm , yeah. And Eric doesn't seem happy so there's value in that for some of you.

I still don't get it though. Are we supposed to be angry that Willie is using the internet somewhere else and recycling xpt stories?. Is that it?.
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#428420 - 12/18/09 05:17 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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Actually... I just read the "other board". We should have Thanked Him.

Also, Mopez missed Willies douchiest comment where he said he can't get off on whores he had lunch with. lol

I still like Willie. Anyone else here like Willie?.
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#428421 - 12/18/09 07:24 PM Re: XPT Storytellers: Willie D
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What happened with Willie that everyone is talking about now? Read somewhere else he has his own site. The Stormy Daniels site? I'm completely out of the loop on this one.

I always liked him and he was cool with me when I first came on here. But he just lost it and hated me and I think it's because of what I would write about "elsewhere" and he didn't like what I was writing. He then started stalking every post I made on here and just pissing me off and causing many of my deletions and penalty box moments. So I took him off my Myspace page and tried staying away from him here. After it was announced he was no longer a moderator here, I requested to be friends with him on Myspace again. I never had a problem with him and had always liked him. But he just turned on me because what I would write elsewhere wasn't always factually correct. Not like I did it on purpose. And not like I was writing about him either.



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