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#428317 - 06/03/09 03:54 PM
Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Back from a moment in time when Willi wasn't so easily discouraged by the awful hate in this place such that he'd have to sulk off, too pissed too post so easily. The awful hate we all need a break from from time to time. From the illustrious XPT archives, we find a moment in time where Willi's at his best. Roaring the truth whether we like it or not! And, after having delivered some devastating blows to one Mr. William Hyde, he wants us to know he's made the trek to Vegas. That in actual real life, he's sat at a table, salivating over those porn whores from not really that much afar. And, not only that, he's persevered the lines, and made his conquest. So, in the coupe de gras, piece de resistance of his post, he actually is such a fanboi, he goes:
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Oh, and as to your obsession with Padover...scoreboard, bitch...
(puts gloves back on, leans back )
Here is the hard, physical evidence Willi posted of his conquest. The photograph he got when he reached the end of that line:
Padova's got her hand behind Willi because she's checking his pockets. To see if he's got $500 in it.
Source: Click
Read the whole thread, it's a fun read.
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#428318 - 06/03/09 04:00 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jesus Chriiiiist wtf is Padova wearing? You'd think that was AEE 97 and she found that hat at Contempo Casuals next to the Spice Girls platforms.
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#428320 - 06/03/09 10:37 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Yep, whoooeee, I took a picture with Padover. We joked about Uncle Ronnie (another XPT joke that probably eludes you). I even borrowed her camera to take a picture of Kyoto. Now go and find the picture of Burg, Gia, Monstar and me. Post that, see where it gets you. Then find the pic of me, Monstar, Burg and JeffMike, that will cement it. You have to be one of the most clueless people not to recall my trip to the AEE. Those posts that LizardLips hated. My suggestion is to frequent the "search" section more often. Because getting my picture with the Padover doesn't mean I wack off to her porno...maybe just that she was a mod around here at the time, as was the Mon*, Baby G, and Burgie. Remember, every moment you obsess more about me, the more I win. Peace out, Nory Frye. I really enjoyed your "Anatomy of Criticism." 
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#428321 - 06/03/09 11:32 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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wait wait wait, theres a REAL picture of kyoto?
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#428322 - 06/04/09 02:03 AM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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All I remember from that 2006 AEE... (and BTW, neither Willie NOR I have gone back and been as involved or visible at another event since, it was really a one time thing brought about by Jeff's invitation for all MODS to attend)....is Gen had her Boyfriend with her at all times instead of the porn whore who was supposed to be her partner at her booth (Bianca Impureheart). ANd Mr Padover was clearly NOT enjoying himself or Gen's role at this event. Willie had to sneak the picture you see....
As for myself, Gen wouldnt sit in my lap to snap a picture because of the Boyfriend (Later on at Erotica LA in June, Gen did, because then she was Sans Boyfriend.) At the time, I didnt know Gen as well as I do now, and it was custom to get your pic snapped with any whore who wandered by....Gia Jordan was not only extremely hott and slutty at 2006 AEE, she was also VERY cordial and friendly to both Willie and myself because she is both considerate AND aware enough to recognize that Willie and I were outsiders, and she went out of her way to talk to us, fill us in and make us feel comfortable amidst so many rotten whores. She was Servicey in the extreme.
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#428323 - 06/04/09 03:00 AM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I was so excited to meet you guys. Totally gay of me, no? I remember a guy coming up to the booth and flipping his badge around to display the "Willie D. XPT.' I threw my arms around him before he even said a word. Then I monopolized my own line a bit, making other guys wait. Sorry, Swami.
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#428324 - 06/04/09 05:59 AM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#428327 - 06/04/09 02:24 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Yep, whoooeee, I took a picture with Padover. We joked about Uncle Ronnie (another XPT joke that probably eludes you). I even borrowed her camera to take a picture of Kyoto.
Nah, Willi. You got me all wrong. If you wanna go to AEE, more power to ya. I bet Gia really was happy to see ya. She seems into that kind of stuff. And, I was serious about to devastating blows to Hyde in that post. From what I've read around XPT there's little doubt he was a tough and solid poster. As I recall, Hyde managed to peel off the support of a few regular posters in yall's war. You held your own in a tough match.
Me, I spend a few hundred dollars a year to join a local gym that has an outdoor pool. I can usually take a few hours off to head to the pool once a week. That's where the fun, good-looking women hang out, where they can show off their bodies. Only a few of them have been into casual sex, but it's still fun to talk to the rest of them. And, you're not competing with a 1000 other drooling fanbois over a woman who has decided to commercialize herself as a sex object to anybody with money.
My feelings about heading to AEE are the same as Electro's. But, if being a fanboi is your thing, more power to ya. I just thought it was cute how excited and proud you were to have gotten your picture taken with a real, live woman. (scoreboard, bitch! puts gloves on...)
I've changed my mind on the copy and paste thing. Done in moderation... I'm dying to brush up on my photoshop skills and write "Scoreboard, bitch!" on that damn picture. Every time you make another one of your conquests via your prized ban button, just throw that shopped pic up in that thread!
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#428328 - 06/04/09 02:48 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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And, Will. Thanks for bringing LizardLips up. A quick search on him brings up a poignant little story you wrote about Hillary Scott's nomination for an award. I've chopped out the good parts:
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The only things separating me from a fanboy moment are (1) I still haven't slept and I'm snoozing 5 seconds at a time like you used to in Triginometry class (2) some himbo tweaker is sitting between us and playing video games on his MotoMeth Razr. So the show starts and tweaker must have had a spare 8-ball out in the lobby 'case he never came back. Hillary has her back to me, watching tonight's love-in to Ali Joone. As I ponder the back of her head, which many a degenerate have done before...I notice in the program she is up for the Best New Starlet award. I was hoping for the Cytherea/Jenaveve Jolie bitch-slapping contest, but somehow Smutty's unwholesome fixation on her talents has come to mind.
"Hmm...Smut voted her Most Extreme and a dozen other 'Mosts...' in his list...she can stick her hand up her ass, that's gotta count for something." Conclusion: Give her the award. If being extreme and new is good...she's the best. Now the time for the award comes up...some camera operator is kneeling beside her so he can film her response if she wins. Cytherea is blathering away with her new balloon lips (more on that later).
Mind you...Hillary is sitting utterly alone, except for this camera fag. I'd have said something now...but the moment "XPT" came out of my piehole...she'd flashback to the Burglar episode and stab my neck with her fingernails.
Long story short...they give the silly award to English whore MeKenzie Lee. Hillary claps a few times, doesn't change position. Maybe she didn't care, but all of a sudden, I did (I know...WTF?). Within seconds the would-be camera is gone to another table...and now noone is within 5 feet of her. For a single minute...I actually cared about this award.
Here's old salt and vinegar, LizardLips, response:
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an article about how a fatfuck fanboy in denial didn't talk to her because he was too scared? Big Fuckin Deal. You did her a favor which I'm sure Katsumi wishes you'd done for her you douchebag. These "whores" are better people than you'll ever be you fuckin waste of space.
Source: Click
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#428330 - 06/04/09 05:04 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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And, Will. Thanks for bringing LizardLips up. A quick search on him brings up a poignant little story you wrote about Hillary Scott's nomination for an award. I've chopped out the good parts:
You're welcome. You're not much of a poster so I feel a need to help you along. Also do a search for "pornactorforhire," "ghostshadow," and "Biggun." Also check AdultFYI and find search results with both "Skeeter" and "Willie" in them.
Remember, when you and methmommy obsess more, I keep winning.
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#428331 - 06/04/09 07:00 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Remember, when you and methmommy obsess more, I keep winning.
What is that Willi, your personal statement on how emotionally pathetic you are? Why you gotta roll like that?
You been using that line since I first posted bout you. So, I have some fun laughing at somebody on the board? Don't be a petty little frail ego fucktard. Even my boy Panzer handles a little laughing about better than you. Next you'll be telling me you own me because I bothered to talk to you. Or, better yet, that I melted down because I spoke your name...
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#428332 - 06/04/09 07:11 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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MM + DD = <3<3<3 MethMommy + DrunkDaddy 4eVeR!!!  Willie, I KNOW you LOVE it... But remember everytime you give me attention, I cum, and THAT's A WIN!
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#428336 - 06/05/09 05:27 PM
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#428337 - 06/05/09 10:32 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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I pictured the badge as shiny and with five points.
It read "XPT SHERRIFF" on top and "SIMIAN COUNTY" on the bottom.
Yeah, that probably how Will picture it too. All riding high in the saddle, one hand in front holding the rein. Big silly grin on his face while he waving at all the hoes. Then, any real trouble come round and BLAM! Scared he shit his pants! He scurry down off that horse and hunker back off somewhere fast as he can. Checking their post history from under his desk, make damn sure it been 2 hour since any last post who might have been bad. Then he giggle and sneak something in. If he sneak in at all. Gotta look good, if you the sheriff.
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#428338 - 06/06/09 11:10 AM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think northrop might be Sammura now that it's devolved into ebonics. Well, probably not Sam but whoever was Guapo. It makes sense.
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#428340 - 06/06/09 12:53 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I agree. Hyde's brand of evil is genuine.
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#428342 - 06/06/09 02:03 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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I think northrop might be Sammura now that it's devolved into ebonics. Well, probably not Sam but whoever was Guapo. It makes sense.
Nah, I've seen Guapo's posts. He was a funny little guy. Loved his stuff. But, as a I remember it, he had a big smile on his face. Even when he was insulting Willi. I'm just plain being mean.
And Bornyo, you're reaching with the ebonics. Stuff like "scurry", "hunker". That's the uneducated good ole Southern boy accent. The kind of guys who fight chickens. I thought you'd be more in touch with that?
And besides, the style isn't limited to the uneducated portions of the South, check the OP in the thread. I was hitting hard on that for Lou. His yippity-yap, I was hoping he'd like it.
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#428343 - 06/06/09 02:05 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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... and thus the DubyaDee obsession is explained ... 
Guapo was a W fan?
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#428344 - 06/06/09 02:16 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Where the fuck is Guapo? This board could use some Guapo.
¡Esto es una llamada!
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#428346 - 06/06/09 04:23 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yeah, that probably how Will picture it too. All riding high in the saddle, one hand in front holding the rein. Big silly grin on his face while he waving at all the hoes. Then, any real trouble come round and BLAM! Scared he shit his pants! He scurry down off that horse and hunker back off somewhere fast as he can. Checking their post history from under his desk, make damn sure it been 2 hour since any last post who might have been bad. Then he giggle and sneak something in. If he sneak in at all. Gotta look good, if you the sheriff.
Sorry northrop, this is ebonics. If you want to call it Southern you are mistaken. It might be in the style of Uncle Remus, but again, that's black, not typical Southerner. I'd know...these are my people.
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#428347 - 06/06/09 05:09 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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There was some researcher getting publicity not too long ago who's studies showed that poor white and poor black accents derived not from some unique cultural phenomena particular to either demographic which should be preserved. But, instead came down from poor (and uneducated) British and Irish immigrants who were easier for the black slaves to identify with while they were learning English. The accent was as criticized in the UK way back when as much as it is now. I wish I could be more specific about how to find the study, but if you think about it for a second, it makes sense.
There are similarities between both accents. Hunker, sheriff, riding high on the horse, scurry, this is all stuff that sounds Southern country. Things like "gotta" instead of "got to", Southern. I'll drop more g's off of ing's next time.
When I read that post, I hear more up-beat rhythm than you'd get in a Southern accent. But, that's natural. I was mixing it up a little bit. Just out of school, some executive made the blunder of putting me in a highly customer facing position. Did so because he said everything I said sounded so believable, due to me having a rhythm to how I speak. I don't know how it comes out on the board, but I've heard that few times in real life. The position was a blunder because it really irritates me having to sugar coat things. The rhythm doesn't sound authentic Southern country at all.
I'll try harder for you next time. I'm sure you're just out of breath in anticipation.
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#428348 - 06/06/09 05:24 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I never said there was no rhythm in the post or that it wasn't readable- just that it's black-speak not ignorant Southerner-speak. Anecdotal evidence is worthless so they say, but I don't hear poor whites saying "he be gone to the sto'" (he is gone to the store).
I talk to all sorts of people in my community from the mayor to the dude who be gone to de sto'.
I think you are a racist and are stereotyping Southerners.
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#428350 - 06/06/09 07:47 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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Where the fuck is Guapo? This board could use some Guapo.
Yesssssss!
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#428352 - 06/07/09 04:42 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Yeah, that probably how Will picture it too. All riding high in the saddle, one hand in front holding the rein. Big silly grin on his face while he waving at all the hoes. Then, any real trouble come round and BLAM! Scared he shit his pants! He scurry down off that horse and hunker back off somewhere fast as he can. Checking their post history from under his desk, make damn sure it been 2 hour since any last post who might have been bad. Then he giggle and sneak something in. If he sneak in at all. Gotta look good, if you the sheriff.
Sorry northrop, this is ebonics. If you want to call it Southern you are mistaken. It might be in the style of Uncle Remus, but again, that's black, not typical Southerner. I'd know...these are my people.
That's guapo-style fake ebonics. The worst secret on the board is that guapo was white. read his first posts and compare them with later years. Dead giveaway.
The best part of it was that northplop was obsessing over it at 10:30 pm on a Friday night. 
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#428354 - 06/07/09 05:17 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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The best part of it was that northplop was obsessing over it at 10:30 pm on a Friday night.
Are you projecting your own emotions? Slow weekend, had some fun at XPT. The obsessing part must be something introduced in your own psyche.
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#428356 - 06/08/09 01:55 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Willi, why you thinking it's an insult to be called someone who was so beloved by the board? yes noGuapo come back baby - started by another XPT'er people wish would post more on the board, Ceara. Seriously Will, as someone who's a mod, why do you think being called Guapo is an insult? You got all these little facts and pieces of history memorized. But, the big picture, as a mod. Are you just that out of touch with the board?
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#428359 - 06/08/09 06:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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#428360 - 06/08/09 07:00 PM
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Human Garbage
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#428361 - 06/08/09 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Hey, he copped to it and said he was gonna step it up. The sheer delight we've all experienced with the Desi Foxx antics and the Howard Stern call is proof that this has happened.
And I think northrop is actually kind of funny.....
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#428363 - 06/09/09 05:12 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/09
Posts: 58
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No doubt Willie is an idiot, but in a harmless way.. But no where in the same league as Shit-Goat[jersey mike]believe me you allways have and will continue to be not very interesting..... And now Northrop who the fuck is this guy[actually its obvious who he is]...And the she-beast Electro....These people are just fucking irritating.. 
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#428366 - 06/09/09 06:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Back from a moment in time when Willi wasn't so easily discouraged by the awful hate in this place such that he'd have to sulk off, too pissed too post so easily. The awful hate we all need a break from from time to time. From the illustrious XPT archives, we find a moment in time where Willi's at his best. Roaring the truth whether we like it or not! And, after having delivered some devastating blows to one Mr. William Hyde, he wants us to know he's made the trek to Vegas. That in actual real life, he's sat at a table, salivating over those porn whores from not really that much afar. And, not only that, he's persevered the lines, and made his conquest. So, in the coupe de gras, piece de resistance of his post, he actually is such a fanboi, he goes:
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Oh, and as to your obsession with Padover...scoreboard, bitch...
(puts gloves back on, leans back )
Here is the hard, physical evidence Willi posted of his conquest. The photograph he got when he reached the end of that line:
Padova's got her hand behind Willi because she's checking his pockets. To see if he's got $500 in it.
She would have also strangled him with his own lanyard but he was lucky enough to get away. Whores have much in common with black widows, offshoots of the same species.
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#428369 - 06/09/09 11:15 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Guapo was awesome, he had an entertaining schtick, and he had it down pat.
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#428370 - 06/10/09 01:28 AM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#428373 - 06/10/09 05:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Man, I don't know how you can believe that. POsting on the board, I've found out it looks completely different than when lurking. But, when you're lurking, damn Willi is one of the most obvious things about this place. The self-designated most vocal mouth-piece for XPT mods. Not everybody's this smart, but of the smart ones, if you don't like the guys who run a place, they think it's a pretty good bet you don't wanna be there. Not all the people who think about posting would this place want. But, that Willi guy, I just don't think he's got the juice to chase the unsavory ones off anyway. Willi's got some good friends here, but is he really the guy you want Lou running around calling the sheriff of Monkey County? And yes, he really is doing that: Click
But look, you guys gotta start going easy on Will. Take down your game a little bit so he feels comfortable to post. Whoever asked him what he was thinking calling someone Guapo is an insult was a jackass anyway. Willi has managed to post, allbethey innocous, twice today. He's all flying over head again checking the post history to see when it's safe to start posting regular again. The Sheriff must look good!
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#428374 - 06/10/09 07:41 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think you are spending too much of your time thinking "what is WillieD thinking?"
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#428376 - 06/10/09 07:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hey B, I think you have spent too much of your time thinking "what is electrostatic doing?"
Not even close. I took care of the electrostatic problem on this board in about 30 minutes. I seldom addressed her on this board prior nor have I addressed her on this board much since. Seems like my way works. Yours looks...well...weak and obsessive.
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#428378 - 06/10/09 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I thought northrup was your new alt-id.
No, actually I didn't notice. I don't recognize your posts without the ted bundy avatar or excessive smilies. I was expending minimal effort on a response to a post I assumed was from northrup though I did notice the "B" reference.
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#428379 - 06/10/09 10:01 PM
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#428380 - 06/10/09 10:26 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Whatever floats your boat. I didn't see any distinction between what you might have posted and what she posted. The avatar change and norths lack of avatar made it easy for me to make that mistake.
The egg is on my face on that point.
But it ruins your argument.
I don't think for one minute you would mistake a willied post for anyone elses, much less someone they are obsessed with.
Get some air man... go to the pistol or driving range, shoot some shit or try to hit the ballboys.
I built two potato guns with a local youth using PVC pipe, fittings and a coleman grill ignitor. We use Aquanet hairspray and whatever potatoes are on sale and it's done wonders for me.
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#428381 - 06/10/09 11:27 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Whatever floats your boat. I didn't see any distinction between what you might have posted and what she posted. The avatar change and norths lack of avatar made it easy for me to make that mistake.
It's not a big deal. A lot of people have mistaken me for Electro!
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The egg is on my face on that point.
Nahhhhh, someone as cool and smooth as B never get egg on the face. You're just flattering me.
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But it ruins your argument.
Can you explain that one?
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I don't think for one minute you would mistake a willied post for anyone elses, much less someone they are obsessed with.
Oh, you're still trying to prove you're not obsessed with me?
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Get some air man... go to the pistol or driving range, shoot some shit or try to hit the ballboys.
Damn, I had no idea it looked like I posted that much.
First Lou all up on my ass with his fist in my face, saying he know I got something to say when no, I really got nothing. Then Fatman bitching I don't put enough efforts into my post. Now Bornyo saying I'm too drawn into this place! WTF is with this place???
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I built two potato guns with a local youth using PVC pipe, fittings and a coleman grill ignitor. We use Aquanet hairspray and whatever potatoes are on sale and it's done wonders for me.
Only time I've ever seen a potato gun, I was out of state visiting my cousin. He let me test fire it for him and it smacked his house like 3 feet in front of where his wife was walking to! She didn't talk to me the rest of that entire trip.  Those things are awesome!
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#428383 - 06/11/09 10:55 AM
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This faux dialectic reeks of desperation, Northrop. You've clearly had your asshole blown out here before and you will remain low on the pecking order. Sorry to be the one to break this to you, now please leave or try another alt that doesn't suck.
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#428385 - 06/11/09 01:41 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Willi - Have I got you seeing double again? I just checked, my later posts didn't even mention you. Just me, Bornyo, and a little Electro.  But, nice going at least trying to get some kind of shot in there. Floofin - desperation? I never imagined talking shit on XPT could be so much fun. But, nice going covering up for your buddy's buffoonery. You did good. khan - Yeah, and you're an alt for Bornyo. He was propagating the same lies last night. So, what now, what now? (challenging khan because apparently he's the only one who can post in good spirits... )
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#428387 - 06/11/09 05:36 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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#428389 - 06/18/09 06:17 PM
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#428390 - 06/19/09 08:07 AM
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Electro you know you would love for me to peek at you in your nightie !
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#428393 - 06/19/09 02:45 PM
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Electro you know you would love for me to peek at you in your nightie !
alright is there any doubt left this guy's place needs to be turned upside down with a good search warrant? seriously who talks like that besides dudes that look into windows or hang out at toy stores..
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#428397 - 12/17/09 06:51 PM
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Have You Attended a Porn Convention?
I went to the AEE a couple of times a few years back, mainly because I got the pass and the award show tickets for free.
It's a hilarious time. You get to see all these people exposed to the general public, which results in many hijinks and funny stories. Example: I got to know Ashley Blue a bit. She talks shit while she's around her prono people, but she's painfully shy when she's confronted by strangers. Anyway I talked with her a bit, and discovered that she absolutely hates Tiffany Holiday. And Ashley found out her friend Jay Ashley did a pissing scene with her, and told Ashley that her urine tasted rancid.
So I convinced her to play a little trick. She stood in the background while I walked up to Tiffany at the Anabolic booth, and asked her to sign a calendar; in true whore style, Tiffany's "month" came with a picture of her getting a couple of loads in her eye. Anyway, she asked me who to address the calendar to, so I told her, "How about, 'To my friend Ashley Blue?'"
The look on her face was priceless. She obviously knew I'd heard the story, and she stormed into the background. I could hear Ashley laughing hysterically behind me.
I got tons of these stories, share your own.
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#428398 - 12/17/09 06:52 PM
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Ive been at the AVN Awards in Vegas
I haven't been since the award show was moved from the Sands Expo Center. The "red carpet" back then stretched all the way from the Circle Bar down to the last ballroom at the Sands, it must be a quarter mile. This was back before there was any stadium seating for the public. One year I got tickets in the front row and had to listen to Jim Norton get drunk and call Greg Fitzsimmons (the emcee) a faggot all night. BTW I hear Jim Norton is a huge porno addict, but that's for another day.
I suppose I've known Gen Padova on and off for almost five years. She's out of the business and working in health care, but a few years ago she got into a huge pissing match (pun intended ) with Cytherea and her suitcase pimp Brian, nicknamed "Plus-One" because he was so fat. Think I'm lying? Here's the happy couple at the height of her earning potential...
I digress. Back then Cytherea and her pimp had a radio show on KSEX and they would hurl tons of insults around, Brian called Gen a "cancer cunt" (Padova had non-Hodgkins lymphoma, similar to Mario Lemieux) and other ridiculous comments, like being so rich she could afford an $8,000 a month mortgage payment, how her will was so strong she had been off drugs for a week, etc. etc.
So we took turns picking these two apart. I pointed out that, to have an income level to support $96,000 in housing payments every year, she'd have to do two DAPs every day for at least eight months, not accounting for food, drugs, booze, and the money Brian stole from her. Robbie from Pariah Pictures (Midnight Prowl, etc) swiftly pointed out that "being off drungs" in porno is code-talk for "don't have enough money for drugs." T.J. from Vertigo Video once said, "Cytherea would snort clorox off an aids patients ass if it would get her high."
So when I met Padova in her booth one year, we naturally started joking around about Cy and her douchebag boyfriend. So Padova and I are just rehashing some of the meanest things I've probably said about another human being, laughing like school kids, when a fan of Gen's walked up to her booth, looking for a poster or something. That didn't stop Padova from contiinuing to throw her porno rival under the bus. And out of the corner of my eye, I can see every illusion this poor kid had about the porno business ignited in some huge conflagration. Gen took a picture with him and was very polite, but you could see the kid's heart wasn't in it anymore. I'd bet you he left that convention hall a very different person.
And as lucky as I was, I ran into Cytherea at the award show. I walked up and asked her about still being off the drugs, and basically made fun of her. But she was so glassy-eyed, she was obviously either drunk off her ass, or had just ascended one huge heroin mountain. Sometimes I wonder why I detested her so much: probably because she tried to talk shit about anyone who came into her radar, but she crumbled like feta cheese when it was handed back to her. Like many a porno whore, she built up a mountain of lies about herself, and she doggedly stuck to them, even when they were fully exposed.
She flushed out of the porno business quickly after that; last we heard was a phone call she made to Suze Randall's daughter, saying Brian had dumped her because she was pregnant with someone else's kid, and living on welfare somewere in Utah.
I once made a pronographic version of those "Successories" posters, and of course had a special one reserved just for her.
P.S. The rumor that Gen Padova is Ronnie James Dio's (Black Sabbath, Rainbow, etc) niece are untrue.
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#428399 - 12/17/09 06:53 PM
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The first year I went to the porno show was in 2005. I'd gotten to know a few of the whores, mostly Kami Andrews. Kami is a decent girl, if she likes you she actually tries to be personable, and not just another attention whore. But her forehead is enormous. And she drinks like a fish. Anyway, we wound up with a few other people at the Circle Bar. If memory serves me right, just to the south of the main casino area.
The Circle Bar during the AEE is like a whore's heaven--sweaty fans are waiting to buy them free booze (Lexi Bardot actually asked me to bring her a bottle of Ketel while she was working at the Naughty America house/booth), there are drug deals going on out in the open. But the funniest scene was around Gia Paloma. Gia's suitase pimp who called himself Coffee Ron, was as high as a kite. He would give her small spoons of blow, and she could care less if anyone saw her. Kami told me some stories about Paloma on the set--she's a kleptomaniac. Anyway, Paloma is starting to do a stripper dance at her table, climbing up a pole basically to the cieling, and everyone is now watching her. She's in total attention whore heaven. Right after that, things start to unravel quickly. Yo can tell she's not walking too well, and suddenly she just collapses onto a guy (Jeff Steward of JM) who barely manages to catch her.
It's total lights out...no response whatsoever. Someone called the EMTs and they carted her off to the hospital toute suite. So everyone's buzzing about what just happened. Kami turns to someone and says, The best part of this is that she'll have to admit every drug her's ever taken to the doctors if she even has a remote chance of living. Man, that was cold.
Anyway, they pumped out the whore's stomach, and she made it to the award show to collect the porno "Kiss of Death" aka the Best New Starlet award. Vic and TJ from Vertigo Video (later American Hardcore) thought the whole indident was so funny they made promo posters centered on it.
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#428400 - 12/17/09 06:55 PM
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Once the "video age" of my porn-weatching life began around 2003, the first whore who blew me away was Ava Divine. I saw her first scene from MFHM and I didn't know people like this existed.
So I was very happy to learn she was signing one year at a booth where I knew some people. She showed up around noon to replace Melissa Lauren, another uber-whore.
Before going further, you need to understand the "trade show etiquette." Most of the whores show up with bad attitudes and hiding bottles of booze to numb the effects of having to stand up for eight hours a day; after all, they're used to laying on their backs. Anyhoo, the basic protocol is that you can touch the whores anywhere there isn't clothing, assuming they will come out from behind their table to touch you. The same rules go for a lot of strippers. And when you see some of the sweaty perverts that show up for these events, you'll understand why.
Back to the story, I chatted Gina up for a little while she set up shop, signing posters and all that kind of crap. I got out a sock for her to sign, she thought that was pretty damn funny. Basically with Ava, what you see is what you get. She is uncompromised in admitting she loves sex, and loves being a whore. Her "persona" on camera is not too far from how she comes across live. We got to talking about the "touching code," and she proudly said, You can grab anywhere I have clothing." So they did, people grabbed her tits, her crotch, her ass (did I neglect to mention she was wearing jeans and a corset??? ). She stood on the "fan" side of the booth all afternoon and refused no one. It was hilarious to watch, because most of these perverts had been led to believe you can't do this sort of thing.
Ava and Gia Jordan hamming it up in 2006:
We exchanged MySpace messages intermittently. When she retired last year, I think she had put away some decent cash, which is pretty rare in the whore community. Easily, she was one of the most open-minded and honest whores I ever met. She knew exactly what she got into, did it, and got out.
I heard she was at the NA booth last year in some Wonder-Woman type of getup, and gave some dude a wedgie so hard she tore the boxers off the guy.
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#428401 - 12/17/09 06:56 PM
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OK, time for the story about Shawna Lenee/Kara Bare/Kara Mynor. There's a reason she changes her name so often: she might be the ultimate attention whore.
Kara was due to sign at the 2006 AEE show, except for one small problem: she tried to kill herself and was in rehab at the time, despondent over a certain cervical infection, a custody battle, a Xanax addiction, and boy problems. How do I know this...I read it.
She was in a house with Joel Lawrence, owner of her agency Gold Star Modeling. Evidently she cut herself, then ran out into the street begging for help. We know this is true because at least one other porner, a publicist, lived across the street from Joel and heard all the commotion. The tragic-comedic part of all this is that she tried to slit her wrists with a table knife, not exactly the sharpest instrument of all time. Anyway, no chance to ever meet her since she was laid up in rehab for a whopping one week.
Before you get all broke up about Kara, know that she is a complete attention whore. We've estimated her guy-to-girl friend ratio is at least 30:1, and suicide attempts are ways to get things from the men in her life. Is it any wonder she was gone from the Gold Star website the next day?
To evidence the attention-whoring going on, she showed up looking for porn work 10 days later.
Close-up of the handiwork:
Obviously, as you can tell from her scenes these days, her face, breasts, and body have changed quite significantly since then. But it's always fun to look back on a whore's past and see what makes them tick.
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#428402 - 12/17/09 06:59 PM
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Alexora has implied that few more photos might liven up these stories, so here goes>>>
To start, here are two pics:
The first is (left-to-right) yours truly, porn publicist Alex Raymond, and Jeff Steward, owner of JM Productions (Gag Factor, American Bukkake, The Violation of..., etc). The second is of porno cutie Missy Monroe (blonde, pictured with Ashley Blue). So we've known each other from online for a while. Jeff and I are jabbing Alex--nickname "Monstar"--because his pimp hand is kind of weak, and he frowns on using the term "whore" too often. We're giving him plenty of light-hearted grief about this. Out of the blue, Jeff says, "Watch this." He walks over to Missy Monroe. Before I go further, Missy is cute as heck but also fucked up in the head like a crazed wombat, and also probably high as a kite at the time. So Jeff raises his hand like he's gonna take a swing at her with the back of his hand...I swear, he never touched her, but she crumpled to the ground like last week's clothes. I felt sooo guilty laughing, but we were all busting out. Missy stumbled back onto her heels and laughed along...a little--she knew the joke was on her.
I talked to Missy a few times that afternoon. Her main goal was to get off the show floor an hour early, but that never happened. Seriously, even the best whores must just get dog-tired standing up all day, pretending to be sweet young girls who just happen to like getting Brian Pumper's jizz on their face every week.
Oh, and remind me what a fag-hag Brian Pumper is. And how Sean Michaels is a dead ringer for Dave Chappelle.
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#428403 - 12/17/09 07:01 PM
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Here are a few more pics I dug up, with some brief recollections:
Tyla Wynn.
I doubt Tyla Wynn is literate enough to read. I sat next to Hillary Scott at the award show one year, I think it was the year she lost to Mckenzie Lee. Hillary was telling how she used to work in the mortgage business, yeah right. Anyway, Tyla walked by; as she passed, she looked away and said, "What a crackhead." LOL.
Hannah Harper
I actually don't remember much about her, except that she was nice and English accent wasn't as strong as I expected, and she was sitting next to Scott Fayner. In case you don't know, Fayner used to be Taylor Rain's boyfriend/suitcase pimp. They used to load tons of cocaine into their luggage and to to visit his family on Martha's Vineyard. I think they also lived in the apartment downstairs from Ashley Blue when she was living with Trent Tesoro. Ashley actually went on Judge Joe Brown shortly after Trent moved out because he didn't pay his part of the rent.
Gia Jordan. Her t-shirt reads "Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed."
I think she was signing for Anarchy Films that year. True story, if you phone Anarchy's offices (not sure they are still in business), your call will be answered by their new receptionist...Leah Luv.
My back to the camera with Gen Padova.
The guy flipping off the camera is her former agent. I think he sells insurance now, I'll have to call and ask.
There are always a few anti-pron booths that set up. In 2006, there was one called the "JC's Girls." I have to admit, they were about the best looking girls in the building. I forgot their names, but they were very nice and understood they were probably fighting a losing battle in this environment.
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#428404 - 12/17/09 07:06 PM
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A lot of people don't believe porn girls really do consider themselves whores. If you think I'm kidding, I sat next to Hillary at one of the AVN Award Shows...she was handing out her "business" card...
She's lucky she didn't win the "Best New Starlet" award that year---it's been the kiss of death for most of them:
2006 McKenzie Lee...lasted another 6 months and quit porn;
2007 Naomi Russell...didn't even show up to collect her award...she had already quit;
2008 Bree Olsen...is now a drama-laded "escort" back in Indiana, being stalked by two separate weirdos.
2009 Stoya...won, got a contract, then got fired 6 months later. Rumor is no talent agency will have her for "social" problems.
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#428405 - 12/17/09 07:08 PM
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#428406 - 12/17/09 07:15 PM
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Are we supposed to read all of that? Dude, I'm sorry he hurt your feelings but really give it rest.
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#428408 - 12/17/09 07:23 PM
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more "adult industry"gossip here
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#428409 - 12/17/09 07:23 PM
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Aids/mopez might be Darth.. He's got that whole "Willie D and Gia assraped me and never spit in my mouth" type jaded vibe going.
fucked up.
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#428410 - 12/17/09 07:29 PM
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Aids/mopez might be Darth.. He's got that whole "Willie D and Gia assraped me and never spit in my mouth" type jaded vibe going.
fucked up.
Loucy still playing on the flute when the orchestra has gone.
screen caps are from Lou's favorite piracy board - his homie billy is a mod mod mod there - dunno if the "suzy" LouCypher is the xpt LouCypher.
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#428411 - 12/17/09 07:31 PM
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600K is a palatial mansion in AZ. just sayin.' good for willie d, hell yeah!
hey mopey, give it up already. no one cares what you bring to show n tell.
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#428412 - 12/17/09 07:52 PM
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I'm not reading ALL of that.
Oh.
a+D
Willie D is soOooo like 2 seesons ago. Bold, sweetcheeks.
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#428413 - 12/17/09 07:57 PM
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I didn't think we were supposed to read all that. Jaaay-sus already with this dude.
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#428414 - 12/17/09 08:01 PM
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reading + dental healthcare for kids is fundamental.
& parents shouldn't smoke infront of their kids inside their trailors.
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#428415 - 12/17/09 08:26 PM
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Wait a minute ...
No one else cares about this? This is a profound accusation ...
It states that a mod here has over 7k thanks in 1.2k posts on a pirate forum? A mod here is not simply a member posting clips, but a moderator keeping a pirate board up and running? A pirate forum I belong to and have a grand total of ONE post on?
And, no one is saying that this isn't him?
No one???
And, all the people who prided themselves in protecting Jeff and called for my ban are saying nothing? Not one "bad pirate" comment??
And, all the people who constantly rip on Tritone as a "thief" are saying noting about this? Isn't bill_az a "thief", too?
Well? Is this true???  Does bill_az = Willie D???
If not, pound the libelous idiot with facts and abuse.
If so: This is too much!!! 
Nothing could make me happier!! 
Either AIDS is an overt lying cocksucker or a good many of you have been exposed as flaming HYPOCRITES!!!
Can't wait to see how this plays out .... What's the truth, kids????
[btw, I like Willie D, and he didn't join the mob that wanted me run out of here for pirating, so he's OK in my book however this turns out  ]
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#428418 - 12/18/09 08:00 AM
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Someone should buy that forum a globe. Among their responses in the Best European Whore thread were Shy Love and Tiffany Mynx.
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#428419 - 12/18/09 09:37 AM
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Holy holiday meltdown.... I guess we should have at least
shown some appreciation for all that hard werk. I did like the Gia pics so umm , yeah. And Eric doesn't seem happy so there's value in that for some of you.
I still don't get it though. Are we supposed to be angry that Willie is using the internet somewhere else and recycling xpt stories?. Is that it?.
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#428420 - 12/18/09 05:17 PM
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Actually... I just read the "other board". We should have Thanked Him.
Also, Mopez missed Willies douchiest comment where he said he can't get off on whores he had lunch with. lol
I still like Willie. Anyone else here like Willie?.
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#428424 - 12/18/09 08:06 PM
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We should have Thanked Him.
 finally someone gets it.
Fatman, i have no problem with Willie D - i just document his bragging and self-exploitation here.
...expected to get crushed by LC, but it didn't happen. 
for Eric:
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#428425 - 12/18/09 08:10 PM
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It's Chanukkah and Darrah's got me singing "Ma Nishtana" like it's seder time.
I've been  more than usual this evening. At first I thought that Darrah had you singing My Sharona.
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#428429 - 12/18/09 08:29 PM
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Is that milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom? Skoal!
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#428432 - 12/19/09 08:37 PM
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Willie is okay in my book, too.
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