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#428317 - 06/03/09 03:54 PM
Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Back from a moment in time when Willi wasn't so easily discouraged by the awful hate in this place such that he'd have to sulk off, too pissed too post so easily. The awful hate we all need a break from from time to time. From the illustrious XPT archives, we find a moment in time where Willi's at his best. Roaring the truth whether we like it or not! And, after having delivered some devastating blows to one Mr. William Hyde, he wants us to know he's made the trek to Vegas. That in actual real life, he's sat at a table, salivating over those porn whores from not really that much afar. And, not only that, he's persevered the lines, and made his conquest. So, in the coupe de gras, piece de resistance of his post, he actually is such a fanboi, he goes:
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Oh, and as to your obsession with Padover...scoreboard, bitch...
(puts gloves back on, leans back )
Here is the hard, physical evidence Willi posted of his conquest. The photograph he got when he reached the end of that line:
Padova's got her hand behind Willi because she's checking his pockets. To see if he's got $500 in it.
Source: Click
Read the whole thread, it's a fun read.
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#428318 - 06/03/09 04:00 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jesus Chriiiiist wtf is Padova wearing? You'd think that was AEE 97 and she found that hat at Contempo Casuals next to the Spice Girls platforms.
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#428320 - 06/03/09 10:37 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Yep, whoooeee, I took a picture with Padover. We joked about Uncle Ronnie (another XPT joke that probably eludes you). I even borrowed her camera to take a picture of Kyoto. Now go and find the picture of Burg, Gia, Monstar and me. Post that, see where it gets you. Then find the pic of me, Monstar, Burg and JeffMike, that will cement it. You have to be one of the most clueless people not to recall my trip to the AEE. Those posts that LizardLips hated. My suggestion is to frequent the "search" section more often. Because getting my picture with the Padover doesn't mean I wack off to her porno...maybe just that she was a mod around here at the time, as was the Mon*, Baby G, and Burgie. Remember, every moment you obsess more about me, the more I win. Peace out, Nory Frye. I really enjoyed your "Anatomy of Criticism." 
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#428321 - 06/03/09 11:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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wait wait wait, theres a REAL picture of kyoto?
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#428322 - 06/04/09 02:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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All I remember from that 2006 AEE... (and BTW, neither Willie NOR I have gone back and been as involved or visible at another event since, it was really a one time thing brought about by Jeff's invitation for all MODS to attend)....is Gen had her Boyfriend with her at all times instead of the porn whore who was supposed to be her partner at her booth (Bianca Impureheart). ANd Mr Padover was clearly NOT enjoying himself or Gen's role at this event. Willie had to sneak the picture you see....
As for myself, Gen wouldnt sit in my lap to snap a picture because of the Boyfriend (Later on at Erotica LA in June, Gen did, because then she was Sans Boyfriend.) At the time, I didnt know Gen as well as I do now, and it was custom to get your pic snapped with any whore who wandered by....Gia Jordan was not only extremely hott and slutty at 2006 AEE, she was also VERY cordial and friendly to both Willie and myself because she is both considerate AND aware enough to recognize that Willie and I were outsiders, and she went out of her way to talk to us, fill us in and make us feel comfortable amidst so many rotten whores. She was Servicey in the extreme.
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#428323 - 06/04/09 03:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I was so excited to meet you guys. Totally gay of me, no? I remember a guy coming up to the booth and flipping his badge around to display the "Willie D. XPT.' I threw my arms around him before he even said a word. Then I monopolized my own line a bit, making other guys wait. Sorry, Swami.
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#428324 - 06/04/09 05:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#428327 - 06/04/09 02:24 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Yep, whoooeee, I took a picture with Padover. We joked about Uncle Ronnie (another XPT joke that probably eludes you). I even borrowed her camera to take a picture of Kyoto.
Nah, Willi. You got me all wrong. If you wanna go to AEE, more power to ya. I bet Gia really was happy to see ya. She seems into that kind of stuff. And, I was serious about to devastating blows to Hyde in that post. From what I've read around XPT there's little doubt he was a tough and solid poster. As I recall, Hyde managed to peel off the support of a few regular posters in yall's war. You held your own in a tough match.
Me, I spend a few hundred dollars a year to join a local gym that has an outdoor pool. I can usually take a few hours off to head to the pool once a week. That's where the fun, good-looking women hang out, where they can show off their bodies. Only a few of them have been into casual sex, but it's still fun to talk to the rest of them. And, you're not competing with a 1000 other drooling fanbois over a woman who has decided to commercialize herself as a sex object to anybody with money.
My feelings about heading to AEE are the same as Electro's. But, if being a fanboi is your thing, more power to ya. I just thought it was cute how excited and proud you were to have gotten your picture taken with a real, live woman. (scoreboard, bitch! puts gloves on...)
I've changed my mind on the copy and paste thing. Done in moderation... I'm dying to brush up on my photoshop skills and write "Scoreboard, bitch!" on that damn picture. Every time you make another one of your conquests via your prized ban button, just throw that shopped pic up in that thread!
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#428328 - 06/04/09 02:48 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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And, Will. Thanks for bringing LizardLips up. A quick search on him brings up a poignant little story you wrote about Hillary Scott's nomination for an award. I've chopped out the good parts:
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The only things separating me from a fanboy moment are (1) I still haven't slept and I'm snoozing 5 seconds at a time like you used to in Triginometry class (2) some himbo tweaker is sitting between us and playing video games on his MotoMeth Razr. So the show starts and tweaker must have had a spare 8-ball out in the lobby 'case he never came back. Hillary has her back to me, watching tonight's love-in to Ali Joone. As I ponder the back of her head, which many a degenerate have done before...I notice in the program she is up for the Best New Starlet award. I was hoping for the Cytherea/Jenaveve Jolie bitch-slapping contest, but somehow Smutty's unwholesome fixation on her talents has come to mind.
"Hmm...Smut voted her Most Extreme and a dozen other 'Mosts...' in his list...she can stick her hand up her ass, that's gotta count for something." Conclusion: Give her the award. If being extreme and new is good...she's the best. Now the time for the award comes up...some camera operator is kneeling beside her so he can film her response if she wins. Cytherea is blathering away with her new balloon lips (more on that later).
Mind you...Hillary is sitting utterly alone, except for this camera fag. I'd have said something now...but the moment "XPT" came out of my piehole...she'd flashback to the Burglar episode and stab my neck with her fingernails.
Long story short...they give the silly award to English whore MeKenzie Lee. Hillary claps a few times, doesn't change position. Maybe she didn't care, but all of a sudden, I did (I know...WTF?). Within seconds the would-be camera is gone to another table...and now noone is within 5 feet of her. For a single minute...I actually cared about this award.
Here's old salt and vinegar, LizardLips, response:
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an article about how a fatfuck fanboy in denial didn't talk to her because he was too scared? Big Fuckin Deal. You did her a favor which I'm sure Katsumi wishes you'd done for her you douchebag. These "whores" are better people than you'll ever be you fuckin waste of space.
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#428330 - 06/04/09 05:04 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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And, Will. Thanks for bringing LizardLips up. A quick search on him brings up a poignant little story you wrote about Hillary Scott's nomination for an award. I've chopped out the good parts:
You're welcome. You're not much of a poster so I feel a need to help you along. Also do a search for "pornactorforhire," "ghostshadow," and "Biggun." Also check AdultFYI and find search results with both "Skeeter" and "Willie" in them.
Remember, when you and methmommy obsess more, I keep winning.
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#428331 - 06/04/09 07:00 PM
Re: Willie D's Street Cred as a Fanboi
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Remember, when you and methmommy obsess more, I keep winning.
What is that Willi, your personal statement on how emotionally pathetic you are? Why you gotta roll like that?
You been using that line since I first posted bout you. So, I have some fun laughing at somebody on the board? Don't be a petty little frail ego fucktard. Even my boy Panzer handles a little laughing about better than you. Next you'll be telling me you own me because I bothered to talk to you. Or, better yet, that I melted down because I spoke your name...
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#428332 - 06/04/09 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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MM + DD = <3<3<3 MethMommy + DrunkDaddy 4eVeR!!!  Willie, I KNOW you LOVE it... But remember everytime you give me attention, I cum, and THAT's A WIN!
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#428336 - 06/05/09 05:27 PM
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#428337 - 06/05/09 10:32 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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I pictured the badge as shiny and with five points.
It read "XPT SHERRIFF" on top and "SIMIAN COUNTY" on the bottom.
Yeah, that probably how Will picture it too. All riding high in the saddle, one hand in front holding the rein. Big silly grin on his face while he waving at all the hoes. Then, any real trouble come round and BLAM! Scared he shit his pants! He scurry down off that horse and hunker back off somewhere fast as he can. Checking their post history from under his desk, make damn sure it been 2 hour since any last post who might have been bad. Then he giggle and sneak something in. If he sneak in at all. Gotta look good, if you the sheriff.
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#428338 - 06/06/09 11:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think northrop might be Sammura now that it's devolved into ebonics. Well, probably not Sam but whoever was Guapo. It makes sense.
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#428340 - 06/06/09 12:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I agree. Hyde's brand of evil is genuine.
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#428342 - 06/06/09 02:03 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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I think northrop might be Sammura now that it's devolved into ebonics. Well, probably not Sam but whoever was Guapo. It makes sense.
Nah, I've seen Guapo's posts. He was a funny little guy. Loved his stuff. But, as a I remember it, he had a big smile on his face. Even when he was insulting Willi. I'm just plain being mean.
And Bornyo, you're reaching with the ebonics. Stuff like "scurry", "hunker". That's the uneducated good ole Southern boy accent. The kind of guys who fight chickens. I thought you'd be more in touch with that?
And besides, the style isn't limited to the uneducated portions of the South, check the OP in the thread. I was hitting hard on that for Lou. His yippity-yap, I was hoping he'd like it.
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#428343 - 06/06/09 02:05 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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... and thus the DubyaDee obsession is explained ... 
Guapo was a W fan?
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#428344 - 06/06/09 02:16 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Where the fuck is Guapo? This board could use some Guapo.
¡Esto es una llamada!
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#428346 - 06/06/09 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Yeah, that probably how Will picture it too. All riding high in the saddle, one hand in front holding the rein. Big silly grin on his face while he waving at all the hoes. Then, any real trouble come round and BLAM! Scared he shit his pants! He scurry down off that horse and hunker back off somewhere fast as he can. Checking their post history from under his desk, make damn sure it been 2 hour since any last post who might have been bad. Then he giggle and sneak something in. If he sneak in at all. Gotta look good, if you the sheriff.
Sorry northrop, this is ebonics. If you want to call it Southern you are mistaken. It might be in the style of Uncle Remus, but again, that's black, not typical Southerner. I'd know...these are my people.
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#428347 - 06/06/09 05:09 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
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There was some researcher getting publicity not too long ago who's studies showed that poor white and poor black accents derived not from some unique cultural phenomena particular to either demographic which should be preserved. But, instead came down from poor (and uneducated) British and Irish immigrants who were easier for the black slaves to identify with while they were learning English. The accent was as criticized in the UK way back when as much as it is now. I wish I could be more specific about how to find the study, but if you think about it for a second, it makes sense.
There are similarities between both accents. Hunker, sheriff, riding high on the horse, scurry, this is all stuff that sounds Southern country. Things like "gotta" instead of "got to", Southern. I'll drop more g's off of ing's next time.
When I read that post, I hear more up-beat rhythm than you'd get in a Southern accent. But, that's natural. I was mixing it up a little bit. Just out of school, some executive made the blunder of putting me in a highly customer facing position. Did so because he said everything I said sounded so believable, due to me having a rhythm to how I speak. I don't know how it comes out on the board, but I've heard that few times in real life. The position was a blunder because it really irritates me having to sugar coat things. The rhythm doesn't sound authentic Southern country at all.
I'll try harder for you next time. I'm sure you're just out of breath in anticipation.
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#428348 - 06/06/09 05:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I never said there was no rhythm in the post or that it wasn't readable- just that it's black-speak not ignorant Southerner-speak. Anecdotal evidence is worthless so they say, but I don't hear poor whites saying "he be gone to the sto'" (he is gone to the store).
I talk to all sorts of people in my community from the mayor to the dude who be gone to de sto'.
I think you are a racist and are stereotyping Southerners.
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#428350 - 06/06/09 07:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
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Where the fuck is Guapo? This board could use some Guapo.
Yesssssss!
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#428352 - 06/07/09 04:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Yeah, that probably how Will picture it too. All riding high in the saddle, one hand in front holding the rein. Big silly grin on his face while he waving at all the hoes. Then, any real trouble come round and BLAM! Scared he shit his pants! He scurry down off that horse and hunker back off somewhere fast as he can. Checking their post history from under his desk, make damn sure it been 2 hour since any last post who might have been bad. Then he giggle and sneak something in. If he sneak in at all. Gotta look good, if you the sheriff.
Sorry northrop, this is ebonics. If you want to call it Southern you are mistaken. It might be in the style of Uncle Remus, but again, that's black, not typical Southerner. I'd know...these are my people.
That's guapo-style fake ebonics. The worst secret on the board is that guapo was white. read his first posts and compare them with later years. Dead giveaway.
The best part of it was that northplop was obsessing over it at 10:30 pm on a Friday night. 
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#428354 - 06/07/09 05:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
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The best part of it was that northplop was obsessing over it at 10:30 pm on a Friday night.
Are you projecting your own emotions? Slow weekend, had some fun at XPT. The obsessing part must be something introduced in your own psyche.
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#428356 - 06/08/09 01:55 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Willi, why you thinking it's an insult to be called someone who was so beloved by the board? yes noGuapo come back baby - started by another XPT'er people wish would post more on the board, Ceara. Seriously Will, as someone who's a mod, why do you think being called Guapo is an insult? You got all these little facts and pieces of history memorized. But, the big picture, as a mod. Are you just that out of touch with the board?
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#428359 - 06/08/09 06:50 PM
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#428360 - 06/08/09 07:00 PM
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#428361 - 06/08/09 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey, he copped to it and said he was gonna step it up. The sheer delight we've all experienced with the Desi Foxx antics and the Howard Stern call is proof that this has happened.
And I think northrop is actually kind of funny.....
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#428363 - 06/09/09 05:12 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/09
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No doubt Willie is an idiot, but in a harmless way.. But no where in the same league as Shit-Goat[jersey mike]believe me you allways have and will continue to be not very interesting..... And now Northrop who the fuck is this guy[actually its obvious who he is]...And the she-beast Electro....These people are just fucking irritating.. 
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#428366 - 06/09/09 06:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
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Back from a moment in time when Willi wasn't so easily discouraged by the awful hate in this place such that he'd have to sulk off, too pissed too post so easily. The awful hate we all need a break from from time to time. From the illustrious XPT archives, we find a moment in time where Willi's at his best. Roaring the truth whether we like it or not! And, after having delivered some devastating blows to one Mr. William Hyde, he wants us to know he's made the trek to Vegas. That in actual real life, he's sat at a table, salivating over those porn whores from not really that much afar. And, not only that, he's persevered the lines, and made his conquest. So, in the coupe de gras, piece de resistance of his post, he actually is such a fanboi, he goes:
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Oh, and as to your obsession with Padover...scoreboard, bitch...
(puts gloves back on, leans back )
Here is the hard, physical evidence Willi posted of his conquest. The photograph he got when he reached the end of that line:
Padova's got her hand behind Willi because she's checking his pockets. To see if he's got $500 in it.
She would have also strangled him with his own lanyard but he was lucky enough to get away. Whores have much in common with black widows, offshoots of the same species.
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#428369 - 06/09/09 11:15 PM
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Guapo was awesome, he had an entertaining schtick, and he had it down pat.
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