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#428301 - 06/03/09 11:38 PM
Re: Monkey Cage Personals
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I am looking for an exotic long legged beauty, although not a deal breaker I love black hair, and what really turns me on is black straw like hair with red streaks through it, I love what looks like enough skin for a C cup but only filled with enough for a B cup, and a well oiled ass with sexy skin lines through it, but most importantly it comes down to personality, im looking for someone who is nastier then they look, who will flip at the drop of a hat and can't be trusted as far as brett farve circa 1995 can throw a football, a personality so vile that it makes crazy alice look like mia farrow. I love kids too, so im looking for a person who hopefully has a few already or is open to having some.
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#428302 - 06/03/09 11:52 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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I am looking for an exotic long legged beauty, although not a deal breaker I love black hair, and what really turns me on is black straw like hair with red streaks through it, I love what looks like enough skin for a C cup but only filled with enough for a B cup, and a well oiled ass with sexy skin lines through it, but most importantly it comes down to personality, im looking for someone who is nastier then they look, who will flip at the drop of a hat and can't be trusted as far as brett farve circa 1995 can throw a football, a personality so vile that it makes crazy alice look like mia farrow. I love kids too, so im looking for a person who hopefully has a few already or is open to having some.
wow i wonder who he is talking about? see same shit.
your act is getting old yup i got saggy tits, stretchmarks, and all that. so da fuck what?
you wish some girl would be willing to get stretch marks to give birth to a future progeria kid your gonna breed.
shit to you, every chick(guys included) that comes on xpt that doesn't         in their reply to something you said are ugly to you.
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#428303 - 06/03/09 11:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I am looking for an exotic long legged beauty, although not a deal breaker I love black hair, and what really turns me on is black straw like hair with red streaks through it, I love what looks like enough skin for a C cup but only filled with enough for a B cup, and a well oiled ass with sexy skin lines through it, but most importantly it comes down to personality, im looking for someone who is nastier then they look, who will flip at the drop of a hat and can't be trusted as far as brett farve circa 1995 can throw a football, a personality so vile that it makes crazy alice look like mia farrow. I love kids too, so im looking for a person who hopefully has a few already or is open to having some.
wow i wonder who he is talking about? see same shit.
your act is getting old yup i got saggy tits, stretchmarks, and all that. so da fuck what?
you wish some girl would be willing to get stretch marks to give birth to a future progeria kid your gonna breed.
shit to you, every chick(guys included) that comes on xpt that doesn't in their reply to something you said are ugly to you.
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#428307 - 06/04/09 09:01 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#428311 - 06/04/09 10:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#428312 - 06/05/09 12:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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Looking for and older man who is FUNNY, has a dominant personality and is sharp like a broken piece of glass . Must be 6ft. or taller. **~TattoOs are a bOnus!~**
I love to talk to strangers. I'm still very much a child… So, we can pull pranks, and do childish shit as often as possible. We can watch hours and hours of anime together. MeOow. I will plan you a birthday party. I hope you like yellow balloons with neon green curling ribbon, How about some~ periwinkle*blue ~butter*cream cupcakes?
I can cook, but that doesn't mean the food actually taste any good. I don't like to cuddle and you WILL be OK with that. I can be a good listener as well as I can ramble on and on... I’m not interested in keeping secrets, and I don't expect your trust. I might just make you love me and not be able to love you back. Understand I make terrible decisions, frequently. You should probably spank me.
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*it's NOT ok to contact this poster with boryng, judgmental bullshit.
*8itches need not apply! ^ Head on back to your momma's house, you can be a whiney little fuck hole there..
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