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I sold my studio




Loan came due. Couldn't refinance.



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and moved to the beautiful Florida keys.




Moved to Key West, which better fits my lifestyle, just in time for Pride Fest. Now that we gays can get married, I think it's time I find Mr. Right, settle down and adopt some uncircumcised Korean boys.



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I shot 3 hot brand new teens last week and I am loving this place and the talent.




I talked 3 drunk, lonely, chubby girls into doing scenes by promising to call them back, saying "I love you" a few times and agreeing to pay for their kids' babysitters.

Christ, Florida is hotter than I remember. Damn this humidity!!




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There is no LA drama here or LA attitudes and the models don’t show up cracked out to a shoot here.




Everyone here is a know-nothing hick. I don't have to worry about the whores being cracked out before a shoot. They are so broke and strung out they'll do anything for a little drug money.



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Most are just fresh models that love to fuck. The best thing is they are a lot cheaper here.




I gave better head in prison than any of these worthless bitches. And, there's no way I can afford to pay these skanks top dollar. No one's going to ever buy this crap!

Christ! I'm more pathetic than Ryan Knox!!
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink