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#428101 - 06/03/09 10:41 AM
Jeff Steward this chick MUST do porn.
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Porn Jesus
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#428107 - 06/03/09 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I can't put my finger on what makes her so perfect, but she is. Se doesn't really have facial symmetry and her teeth are not quite right and she has freckles.
The whore is worth more than the sum of the parts.
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#428109 - 06/03/09 08:07 PM
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#428110 - 06/03/09 08:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thx for the info and the compliment, wannacorndog.
I always enjoyed GG. She had an interesting, warped, hilarious outlook.
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#428111 - 06/03/09 08:53 PM
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Cheerleader of the week-- that's actually quite brilliant. But forget that girl, look at this one... I'd love to get her naked. In front of my camera of course, in a purely exploitative, non-perverse kind of way.
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#428112 - 06/03/09 08:59 PM
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Her freckles remind me of Charlotte Stokely.
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#428113 - 06/03/09 09:01 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
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Wow. She's awesome. I wonder if ...
You wonder if she does beastiality? I wouldn't bet on it.
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#428114 - 06/03/09 09:02 PM
Re: Jeff Steward this chick MUST do porn.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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If I was crazy enough to date a redhead, I'd make an exception to the grooming rule. If I went through all the bullshit that accompanies a redhead I'd have to see that firecrotch. Neatly trimmed, of course.
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#428116 - 06/03/09 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This Uncle B stuff is giving me the creeps. Redheads are trouble. It's a given.
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#428121 - 06/04/09 11:25 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Has your cock sent you a post card recently? I know you havent seen it. Being bi- does that mean you like both Almond Joy and Mounds? If you died right now would you require a custom casket? and last of all,it's that fatty reek that makes you terrible right?
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#428123 - 06/04/09 11:48 AM
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Don't you hate when you are missing your golf clubs, a piece of furniture or a niece or nephew, look for it for hours only to have it fall out of your ass?
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#428124 - 06/04/09 12:17 PM
Re: Jeff Steward this chick MUST do porn.
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Porn Jesus
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Has your cock sent you a post card recently? I know you havent seen it.
I see it every day. And, it is glorious.
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Being bi- does that mean you like both Almond Joy and Mounds?
You're the one whose diseased dick rubs up on other guys. I don't know if that's bi or homo, but it "ain't" STRAIGHT.
But, yes, I've enjoyed both Peter Paul confections. But, I prefer Heath and Skor bars, Baby Ruth and Snickers. Also, I like good, sweet white milk chocolate.
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If you died right now would you require a custom casket?
No. And, I don't have to pay extra for a seat on a plane. And, I don't even need the expansion seat belt.
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and last of all,it's that fatty reek that makes you terrible right?
What makes me terrible is that my Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers fucking suck!!
But, still I was fine. And, then fucking-waste-of-DNA Plaxico goes and shoot himself in the thigh with an unregistered handgun in the one city in the world that is obsessed with prosecuting that crime. Thus ruining the only real shot I had at enjoying a championship run for a team I root for.
On the alleged "reek" ... Other than residue from my herbal shampoo and Lifebuoy Soap, the only scent I might have would be from my cats. And, the only living things who seem cognizant of its existence are dogs and other cats.
But, Bish, this is a first for me.
A black person actually questioning someone else about some mystery "reek"?
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#428127 - 06/04/09 12:40 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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I will buy you one of these, and if you get somewhere and can't find parking you can tuck it away in the fat rolls on your neck.
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#428128 - 06/04/09 12:58 PM
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#428139 - 06/04/09 06:55 PM
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Awesome reds/
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#428141 - 06/04/09 07:05 PM
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Registered: 06/09/03
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You need to marshal all the resources of JM Productions to get her in front of the cameras. ...
I think it's the smile that does it.
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#428142 - 06/04/09 09:31 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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I drove one for a few hours when in Hungary. I went with my mommy from Pest to Csep to see what he could find about my grandmother's family.
Your mom's a he?
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#428143 - 06/04/09 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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A little too boyish for my liking but to each their own. Im sure shes thrilled that many wish for her future to be in adult entertainment on a porn forum though.
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#428145 - 06/05/09 07:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Thsi bitch is hot, Id nut her left eye for sure.. gotta love that innocent look... I would pay big bucks to see Brandon tear her up
I would like to meet her, too.
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#428146 - 06/05/09 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Hey, BI!! How's it going? Brandon, did you see how nice Marie McCray shines for the Randalls??
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#428149 - 06/06/09 04:56 AM
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Hey, BI!! How's it going?
Brandon, did you see how nice Marie McCray shines for the Randalls??
Yeah, man, she is amazing.
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