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#428074 - 06/03/09 08:37 AM
Awesome email I received today
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: JM Productions
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Whore purchase information Saturday, May 30, 2009 6:11 AM From: "Virginia Simonds" <xclusivemodel@yahoo.es> To: jeff@jmvideo.netDear sir, I run a club in spain and i am searching for whores, i would be interested in buy a whore, please you send me information. I am serious. Truly yours Xclusivemoldel.
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#428075 - 06/03/09 09:55 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Several strip clubs in Detroit operate in a similar manner. They lease Eastern European whores who were lured to America under false pretenses.
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#428077 - 06/03/09 01:35 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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This is a result of your own false advertising. Whores are rentals, but you are advertising like they are a long term investment. I submit, from http://www.jerkoffzone.com/shirts/shirts.html the following:
This might be what confused the issue. Rental whores are available throughout the country, but I think you have to go to Thailand or somewhere to actually purchase one to keep.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#428080 - 06/03/09 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Hah. Chuck, of course, live whores.
My Albanian and Azeri contacts offer a wide variety of women. Basically, you just make your wishes known and they deliver. And all whores start out as living whores, don't they?
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#428082 - 06/03/09 02:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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No, you get to keep them. They don't want them back; you can do as you please with them.
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#428084 - 06/03/09 02:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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OK. I'll ask around.
Do you mind multiple STDs? And if she constantly lies about everything, would that be a problem?
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#428086 - 06/03/09 03:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Buying a whore is cool if I get to sell her afterwards.
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#428087 - 06/03/09 03:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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FYI, there are no organic whores. Still interested?
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#428088 - 06/03/09 03:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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No problem. Most of them are made from plastic anyway.
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#428089 - 06/03/09 04:08 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Sell him Gia.
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#428090 - 06/03/09 04:25 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Several strip clubs in Detroit operate in a similar manner. They lease Eastern European whores who were lured to America under false pretenses.
right they totally don't care about that green card at the end of the rainbow.
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#428091 - 06/03/09 08:10 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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According to Joran Vandersloot, you can get $10,000 for a blond in Aruba.
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#428096 - 06/04/09 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ Believe me, I tried.
My Albanian friends told me: "She no good, unclean." My Azeri contact told me flat out to "fuck off with this piece of failed whore."
I'm waiting on a reaction from the Ukrainians. They have contacts in the Middle East and know how to sell 'damaged goods'. I just might break-even on this deal.
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#428097 - 06/04/09 01:41 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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I'm sure it's like this - multi-orgasmic = selfish and demanding in bed really good cook, etc. = huge food budget knows when to shut up and listen = so stoned she spaces out in mid conversation. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
You know us whores... we're selfish, we spend too much money, and we self-medicate. You got me.
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#428098 - 06/04/09 01:41 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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If you can find a relative of Gia's in Pakistan and show him some of her porn, I'm sure he'd pay everything he has and whatever he could leverage to get his hands on her. The family honor depends on it.
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