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#427986 - 06/02/09 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm really good at Street Fighter Alpha 3.
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#427987 - 06/02/09 05:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I see good in everyone. When it comes to people... I'm like a pair of legs on a whore, open to all...  
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#427988 - 06/02/09 06:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
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#427989 - 06/02/09 07:10 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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i love my long legs
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#427990 - 06/02/09 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Sammura I thought you'd be about that ghetto-ass booty.
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#427991 - 06/02/09 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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My incessant need to find truth, and my willingness to defend a found truth even if I'm the only believer.
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#427992 - 06/02/09 09:17 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I have an extraordinary ability to empathize with others.
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#427993 - 06/02/09 09:34 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I love that I hate everybody.
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#427994 - 06/02/09 09:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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The gift of gab.
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#427995 - 06/02/09 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I love that I can talk my way out of shit, usually..(jail) I <3 my photographic memory. Sometimes I don't mind the turbo thoughts. I <3 that I can still pretend...  oh, and I love my hair... <3
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#427996 - 06/02/09 10:49 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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I'm multi-orgasmic.
I'm a really good cook, even though I don't eat half the stuff I make.
I know when to shut up and listen.
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#427997 - 06/02/09 10:57 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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I'm multi-orgasmic.
I'm a really good cook, even though I don't eat half the stuff I make.
I know when to shut up and listen.
Whores lie. Such a woman does not exist.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#427998 - 06/02/09 11:15 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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haha! good one chuck! 
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#428000 - 06/02/09 11:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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are you mad because you didn't know that you need to clean the shit out of the shrimp that you feed your loved ones?  no really. If you want me to be superficial, I love my tits, my legs, and my teeth.
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#428003 - 06/03/09 08:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I have an extraordinarily magnetic personality.
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#428009 - 06/03/09 11:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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blah,blah(insert sammura insult here) blah,blah,blah.get a new persona motherfucka your trend has past.
ooooooooo i got stretch marks.real orginal
If I got a new persona im pretty sure it would hate you too, so i might as well stick to this one, it has served me well over the years (wipes away tear).
see YEARS??? you spend YEARS on a online message board .saying the same shit over and over again,you know deep down inside your a fucking loser even tho i couldn't see your face well i saw enough to know you sit in the house alot alone in your dirty cum stained pj's. 
We are all losers my dear, I thought that everyone left the denial party a while back? Denying that you arent a loser like the rest of us is the same as girls who call themselves adult entertainers instead of whores, I know you don't roll like that Sammy. It's okay, come join us here, its not so bad 
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