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#427911 - 06/01/09 09:02 PM Cologne
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I made my own Eau de Cologne.

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#427912 - 06/01/09 09:09 PM Re: Cologne
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Let me guess, it smells like shit.
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#427913 - 06/01/09 09:22 PM Re: Cologne
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#427914 - 06/01/09 09:28 PM Re: Cologne
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Let me guess, it smells like shit.


It smells okay. It smells cheap and okay.

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#427915 - 06/02/09 01:53 AM Re: Cologne
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How did you make it?
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#427916 - 06/02/09 08:15 AM Re: Cologne
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^Dude that's the opening Alex was looking for !
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#427917 - 06/02/09 11:26 AM Re: Cologne
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I know. That's why I asked. He hasn't been the same since he spent time in the box. So Panzer, what are you waiting for? Describe your manufacturing process. Tell us about your scents. What emotions and moods do they evoke?
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#427918 - 06/02/09 02:28 PM Re: Cologne
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Tell us about your scents. What emotions and moods do they evoke?




Please. They're all based on ass, horseradish, enemas, exotic pickled vegetables and gunpowder, no doubt.
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#427919 - 06/02/09 02:42 PM Re: Cologne
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I imagine Tranzer's new cologne smells just like his Mom's rancid snatch.
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#427920 - 06/02/09 04:22 PM Re: Cologne
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Quote:

Tell us about your scents. What emotions and moods do they evoke?




Please. They're all based on ass, horseradish, enemas, exotic pickled vegetables and gunpowder, no doubt.




WTF? No Ketchup?

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#427921 - 06/02/09 06:05 PM Re: Cologne
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Kouros
Rose Musk
Motor Oil
China Musk
Island Mango

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#427922 - 06/02/09 06:18 PM Re: Cologne
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#427923 - 06/02/09 06:26 PM Re: Cologne
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It smells kinda good.

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#427924 - 06/02/09 07:01 PM Re: Cologne
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It looks like this:



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#427925 - 06/02/09 07:12 PM Re: Cologne
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#427926 - 06/02/09 07:13 PM Re: Cologne
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I am kinding mixing different oils together:



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#427927 - 06/02/09 07:19 PM Re: Cologne
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I know. That's why I asked. He hasn't been the same since he spent time in the box. So Panzer, what are you waiting for? Describe your manufacturing process. Tell us about your scents. What emotions and moods do they evoke?



Mix and shake. Just mix and shake!

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#427928 - 06/02/09 07:35 PM Re: Cologne
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I am kinding mixing different oils together:




Will history repeat itself?

NY Times article from 1869:

Death from Explosive Oil

<<clicky>>
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#427929 - 06/02/09 07:45 PM Re: Cologne
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I made my own Ewww de Colon



Text change!



?reznaP

Change your handsoap, maybe use a moisturizing handsoap?... One would think you use enough oilotion when you rub it out to RuPaul... Maybe put some of teh oil to use and by that I DONT MEAN in someone's dirty hairy asshole. (No offense, B ends in O)


!!!ezirutsioM




Edited by electrostatic (06/02/09 07:48 PM)
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#427930 - 06/02/09 07:50 PM Re: Cologne
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#427931 - 06/02/09 08:02 PM Re: Cologne
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Lots of oils:



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#427932 - 06/02/09 08:09 PM Re: Cologne
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Do you ever get the urge to pop one of those in your ass?

The bottles, not books...
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#427933 - 06/02/09 08:10 PM Re: Cologne
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Quote:

Do you ever get the urge to pop one of those in your ass?

The bottles, not books...



No. Why aren't you on the AOL messanger?

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#427934 - 06/02/09 08:38 PM Re: Cologne
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No. Why aren't you on the AOL messanger?




Maybe because she spells it "messenger".
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#427935 - 06/02/09 08:40 PM Re: Cologne
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^That's right!


new SN: electrostatic86


I think...


I wont reply to an IM until you answer me this here:



Do you ever get the urge to pop one of those in your ass?

The bottles, not books...


Edited by electrostatic (06/02/09 08:42 PM)
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#427936 - 06/02/09 08:46 PM Re: Cologne
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He seems to understand diagrams better. Here's a source for flavors and scents you might enjoy:



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#427937 - 06/02/09 08:54 PM Re: Cologne
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Quote:

He seems to understand diagrams better. Here's a source for flavors and scents you might enjoy:





Grease Trap, Inspection Port, Access Hole and Outlet

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#427938 - 06/03/09 06:11 AM Re: Cologne
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Panzer, I hope you realize when everyone starts calling you The Human Love Canal it is not meant as a compliment.
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#427939 - 06/03/09 07:52 AM Re: Cologne
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Good stuff, man!

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#427940 - 06/06/09 07:15 AM Re: Cologne
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Quote:

Good stuff, man!



Thanks, there's also a Panzer brand of oil now. I used the fancy font, just like the high-end brands use it:



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#427941 - 06/06/09 07:49 AM Re: Cologne
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Quote:

Quote:

Good stuff, man!



Thanks, there's also a Panzer brand of oil now. I used the fancy font, just like the high-end brands use it:






You should sell that! That looks so good!

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#427942 - 06/06/09 08:00 AM Re: Cologne
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Good stuff, man!



Thanks, there's also a Panzer brand of oil now. I used the fancy font, just like the high-end brands use it:






You should sell that! That looks so good!



I want to put it up for sale on Amazon, I just gotta figure out how Amazon works. I also have to get a better label paper because the current one does a crappy job on the color laser printer. I have all kinds of oils that I want to sell.

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#427943 - 06/06/09 08:57 AM Re: Cologne
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"I have all kinds of oils that I want to sell."



I dare not ask what essentials those might be.
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#427944 - 06/06/09 09:38 AM Re: Cologne
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C'mon I know you were wondering whatever happened to the contents of the zits and backne Panzer pops in front of his bathroom mirror.
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#427945 - 06/06/09 11:23 AM Re: Cologne
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Maybe I should make my own version of Old Spice? Something like Panzer Spice or Mr. Spice.

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#427946 - 06/06/09 11:51 AM Re: Cologne
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Quote:

Lots of oils:




So which "alien" scent did you bottle ? Mexican illegal alien , Asian illegal alien , Polish illegal alien , Canadian illegal alien ?

And how did you get their scent into a bottle

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