Burg, I thought we've been over this. Fucking pornstars is not about the sex. It's about trophy hunting.

You don't shoot a big horn sheep because the jerky tastes good.

There are thousands of girls who are hotter than Lela (even using the subjective concept of beauty) and I'm sure many of them will give you a better ride than she will. The true value is in being able to watch the Playboy Channel and say "See that girl? I fucked her ass." even if you're saying it to yourself.