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#427386 - 05/30/09 10:46 AM Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Sadly, I've come to enjoy Chelsea Lately on the E channel. Truth be told I only watch the 1st 2/3rds called the round table. The interviews bore me.

I find the catty round table fascinating and funny.

I have no idea why.



More evidence that I don't deserve to live.
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#427387 - 05/30/09 10:48 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Someone in this household tivos it. The midget, chewey, is funny.

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#427388 - 05/30/09 10:52 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Someone in this household tivos it. The midget, chewey, is funny.




I was rolling when he brought a ham to Chelsea's rabbi for the Passover seder and spit out the gefilte fish.
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#427389 - 05/30/09 10:56 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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I freakin' love Chelsea Handler!! Her show,her stand up,her books...I think she's hysterical!
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#427390 - 05/30/09 11:50 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Chelsea is Jewish. I'd love to see a pre-rhinoplasty pic.
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#427391 - 05/30/09 11:53 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Even with the rhinoplasty she is barely attractive. She can be funny though. It worked for Joan Rivers. I think she is cut from the same cloth as Joan.

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#427392 - 05/30/09 12:10 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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She's half Jewish, half Mormon. An odd combo.

Unlike other celeb half Jews [Jennifer Connelly, Amanda Bynes, Scarlett Johansson, Gwenyth Paltrow, for example], she isn't very attractive.



Whether she's had a nose job is beyond me. In any case, looks isn't her thing.
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#427393 - 05/30/09 12:19 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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#427394 - 05/30/09 12:28 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Love it, love her.

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#427395 - 05/30/09 07:02 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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She definitely has a quick mind, very hip lady. I want to like her because she looks like she's paid her dues, but I hate the way she smooches and sucks up to the black guests on the show. She pulled that with that moron Busta Rhymes a few nights ago and it was pathetic.

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#427396 - 05/30/09 07:52 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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She's half Jewish, half Mormon. An odd combo.

Unlike other celeb half Jews [Jennifer Connelly, Amanda Bynes, Scarlett Johansson, Gwenyth Paltrow, for example], she isn't very attractive.





Half Jews are like mules (half horse/half donkey) in that they are not able to reproduce.

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#427397 - 05/30/09 08:14 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Not so surprising since you are evidence of only having half a brain due to a failed suicide attempt...

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#427398 - 05/30/09 08:24 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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Not so surprising since you are evidence of only having half a brain due to a failed suicide attempt...






nice one - too bad it doesn't mean anything because you made it up out of thin air


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#427399 - 05/31/09 08:15 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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She's half Jewish, half Mormon. An odd combo.

Unlike other celeb half Jews [Jennifer Connelly, Amanda Bynes, Scarlett Johansson, Gwenyth Paltrow, for example], she isn't very attractive.





Half Jews are like mules (half horse/half donkey) in that they are not able to reproduce.








That doesn't make much sense since Connelly and Paltrow, who I noted, have kids.



Not a fan of Winston Churchill, either, I assume.

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#427400 - 05/31/09 08:18 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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I hate the way she smooches and sucks up to the black guests on the show. She pulled that with that moron Busta Rhymes a few nights ago and it was pathetic.





As I said, I don't watch in the interviews. But I will say that she OFTEN rides the blacks who are on her panel, if they aren't up to snuff.
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#427401 - 05/31/09 06:19 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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chelsea handler is a total piece of poon. i'd like to see you post a shot of the last woman you fucked. wacking off to porn doesn't count.

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#427402 - 06/01/09 11:45 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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When I read the thread subject I got excited because I thought you were talking about Chelsea; the football club.
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#427403 - 06/02/09 05:54 AM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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It's my guilty pleasure too...


^But do you not fucking love this bitch too?! She's awesome...




@ Coke, King of Gondor. Why are you so obsessed with Jews?


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#427404 - 06/02/09 02:23 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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When I read the thread subject I got excited because I thought you were talking about Chelsea; the football club.




That's not football. That's soccer.
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#427405 - 06/03/09 01:14 PM Re: Chelsea Lately. My guilty pleasure ..... and shame.
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