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Someone just told me that if I don't keep my heiney clean the Panzer elves will steal my butt while my sleep... I'm sure I will be OK, but is this true?

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Not to worry. The Bundy bogeyman will get you long before the Panzer elves. The Panzer elves are far too busy these days making public denials of tranny lust.



Plus, the Panzer elves only take public transit.