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Masterbation Rule #38:

Avoid baby oil. It splatters, which can damage fabrics and furniture.





I would never use baby oil, but fabrics and furniture are the LAST thing that come to mind when I'm rubbing one out. The LAST thing. Like I give a shit about fabrics anyways...
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend