Masterbation Rule #37:
Avoid getting in the habit of masterbating on your knees, which wears away cartilage. You could up like the once great Cincinnati Reds catcher Johnny Bench, whose knees where blown out during his prime from too many innings behind the plate. How much would it suck if you had to use a walker or wheelchair before age 50?
Masterbation Rule #38:
Avoid baby oil. It splatters, which can damage fabrics and furniture.
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