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#427032 - 05/27/09 08:00 PM
Denial of the Suitcase Pimps
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Found this LINK , good read about suitcase pimps and how they deal with their pw wives. You aren't a real man if you have a wife who does this, imo. My favorite was the second one, this guy (spray tanned ufc colin quinn)  A few of my favorite quotes from it "Sometimes I think about it when she works late and I'm going to bed," he says. "It's not negative, though. It's more like, eh . . . " He trails off with a what-can-you-do groan. "I don't look at it as sex," he says. "I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife, but they're working and it's not emotional. She never orgasms in porn. That's for us. If it happened on the set, it would be a little weird."
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#427033 - 05/27/09 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think some of the girls don't see it as simply work. See Gia and Marley's banter about stolen blowjobs in the bathroom before the scene, etc. Sucks to be a suitcase pimp, I'm sure.
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#427040 - 05/28/09 03:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I think some of the girls don't see it as simply work. See Gia and Marley's banter about stolen blowjobs in the bathroom before the scene, etc. Sucks to be a suitcase pimp, I'm sure.
Of course not. There are plenty of girls in relationships who do g/g or only work with their partner on film.These guys are great, her reason for not wearing her wedding ring is priceless.
For me, it's hard to draw a line when it comes to how big of a whore I'm allowed to be. I've asked myself if it's necessary to have "rules" in a porno relationship, but my questions remain unanswered. I figure, since he gets to fuck a bunch of other girls too, I should be able to have some fun. I try to keep it as innocent as possible...
Wait, does he perform? I see you are in for a good time and not a long time, open relationships can't work long term. I don't care what anyone says, its the kubrick theory.
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Wow what a pathetic cunt.
My thoughts exactly. Actually gives me a good idea, should find out her name and post negative things about her "performance" to lure him here to defend her, its called the kubrick theory.
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#427041 - 05/28/09 04:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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The happiness is just oozing from this dude's countenance, I hope I, someday, can find similar bliss with one of the whores I hit it off with in one of my trips to the stripclub(s). I think i deserve what these guys have... It would make a great documentary, something HBO-worthy...picture some amoral, delusional, selfish whore fucking 3 guys on a craftmatic adjustable hospital bed, while I sit, in my wheelchair, slumped and drooling, pressing the buttons on the craftmatic adjustable bed so that it is moving while everyone else is fucking....I then turn to the camera/interviewer and say "At least I can participate in Honey's scenes by doing things like pressing these buttons...here watch what happens when i hit all 5 of them at once...." <screen goes blank ala Sopranos' final episode> **The comments at the end of the article are priceles...I liked the one posted by the dude who says "I just watched all 3 of these whores scenes for FREE on the internet...anyone who pays for porn these days is a fucking moron!"** God Blast America
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#427045 - 05/28/09 01:05 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Wait, does he perform? I see you are in for a good time and not a long time, open relationships can't work long term. I don't care what anyone says, its the kubrick theory.
Define long term. We've actually been together over a year. We keep our personal lives personal but then work is work. Sometimes I wonder if I'll "grow up" to be a swinger. Yes he is a performer too... Check him out in Not the Cosby's XXX with XPT's very own Monica Foster. I don't think he worked with Monica, I think he fucked in an orgy scene along with Mark Ashley and some white and asian girls that day. Here is a LINK to the trailer...
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#427047 - 05/28/09 01:12 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I am a woman of many titles. 
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#427051 - 05/28/09 05:22 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Haha, no worries. I had to do a double-take myself because I have the exact same chair and hair.
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#427052 - 05/28/09 05:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Wow. I bet the fans just love hearing that.
Whores lie & he falls for it. Sucks to be him.
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#427053 - 05/28/09 06:01 PM
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For me, it's hard to draw a line when it comes to how big of a whore I'm allowed to be. I've asked myself if it's necessary to have "rules" in a porno relationship, but my questions remain unanswered.
if i was dating or married to a PW, which coincidentally appears on my bucket list right after "slam own head in car door twenty six times", I would probably have to draw the line at midgets, because man, what's with those little guys?
i also wouldn't want any phonecall late at night from one of them if her number got out- the kind where i'm half asleep and don't remember jealously picking up her phone and being yelled at "i'm climbing the big bitch at dawn (click)" by who i swear was mickey mouse as i try to recollect the next morning.
and if she ends up on a JM set to be skewered by one of these shrimps, forget it, because they'd have him in the baby bonnet and diaper gimmick for sure. and my ego, and sanity, would be sunk, sending my brain to that campground beyond the sun. and sunday mornings wouldn't ever be the same- me slumped over my french toast, her flipping through the paper casually with no expression. then, sensing a pause in her manner, i look to see what's caught her eye, and it's the full page pampers ad. and i glare at her, knowing my peace is about to be shattered. "jesus, i thought we were past this!" she shrieks. "who's past it, Eileen? WHO? who the fuck is past it?" i whimper.
of course it would all just be a smoke screen for what was really troubling me- that his midget dick was bigger than mine.
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#427055 - 05/28/09 07:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Cameron if we fucked would your husband/SO insist on staying in the room?
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#427056 - 05/28/09 07:31 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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For me, it's hard to draw a line when it comes to how big of a whore I'm allowed to be. I've asked myself if it's necessary to have "rules" in a porno relationship, but my questions remain unanswered.
if i was dating or married to a PW, which coincidentally appears on my bucket list right after "slam own head in car door twenty six times", I would probably have to draw the line at midgets, because man, what's with those little guys?
i also wouldn't want any phonecall late at night from one of them if her number got out- the kind where i'm half asleep and don't remember jealously picking up her phone and being yelled at "i'm climbing the big bitch at dawn (click)" by who i swear was mickey mouse as i try to recollect the next morning.
and if she ends up on a JM set to be skewered by one of these shrimps, forget it, because they'd have him in the baby bonnet and diaper gimmick for sure. and my ego, and sanity, would be sunk, sending my brain to that campground beyond the sun. and sunday mornings wouldn't ever be the same- me slumped over my french toast, her flipping through the paper casually with no expression. then, sensing a pause in her manner, i look to see what's caught her eye, and it's the full page pampers ad. and i glare at her, knowing my peace is about to be shattered. "jesus, i thought we were past this!" she shrieks. "who's past it, Eileen? WHO? who the fuck is past it?" i whimper.
of course it would all just be a smoke screen for what was really troubling me- that his midget dick was bigger than mine.
Sup James?.
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#427057 - 05/28/09 07:46 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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it does look like you
but i knew that wasnt your guy so i was confuzzled
but what else is new? lol
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#427059 - 05/28/09 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Hot-damn. I'll be in FL late June/early July. Let's go take some target practice? We'll get as far from the stripper pole and dirty ductwork as possible. How hot would that be for a "date"? Meet a stranger and shoot large caliber firearms. 
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#427061 - 05/28/09 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She never orgasms in porn. That's for us.[ /quote]
Wow. I bet the fans just love hearing that.
I do, call me old fashioned but I prefer the pained look on a girls face as you see the wheels turning on the ohh my god what am I doing machine compared to the over the top im a whore and proud of it performances of the likes of one tori lane,etc.
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Define long term. We've actually been together over a year. We keep our personal lives personal but then work is work. Sometimes I wonder if I'll "grow up" to be a swinger. Yes he is a performer too... Check him out in Not the Cosby's XXX with XPT's very own Monica Foster. I don't think he worked with Monica, I think he fucked in an orgy scene along with Mark Ashley and some white and asian girls that day. Here is a LINK to the trailer...
Are you fucking/dating porno bill cosby? If so, i take it back, this relationship was doomed from the start open or not.
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I hope you dont take this as an insult Marley, but I thought the female in the first picture was you. She's a pretty girl, so please dont get offended.
Why do you expect her not to be offended by that yet you are allowed to get offended when we asked if a picture of a sea lion and or walrus is you?
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if i was dating or married to a PW, which coincidentally appears on my bucket list right after "slam own head in car door twenty six times", I would probably have to draw the line at midgets, because man, what's with those little guys?
Blacks, midgets, asians, real ugly guys (RJ, dirty harry, ryan knox, donald long), canadians, no facials, no anal
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Not true. I know a LOT of people in open relationships that have lasted far longer then those in monogamous ones. It all depends on whats right for you. I myself have been in one for 12 years and still going strong.
Def not for everyone,but then again...not everyone is meant to be monogamous either. Different strokes for different folks.
Impossible it can translate into a normal life together post porn, and there is obviously something missing in order to try and fill that need with other people.
Basically what you have is a friend/room mate with benefits
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#427062 - 05/28/09 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Theres a place around here where you can rent/shoot full autos. I want to do THAT!
It's a date then. What coast/general area are you located?
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#427066 - 05/29/09 05:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Not even close.IT was there pre porn,and will be post. But you'll never understand it so I'm not even going to bother. Nothing is missing. But some hot strange every now and then is exciting to people who have no jealousy issues.
You're so far beyond arrogant, there are no words for it (at least, not in the English language).
Self-inflated PW, please take a seat at the Fountain of Failure.
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You can only speak for yourself, you may think you know what your partner thinks and feels but you dont know, theres no way he can fully respect you, and while you are in the midst of doing this for a career it can be easily ignored but when the time comes to hang up your crotchless panties and clear heel shoes, there will be plenty of time for resentment as the cash flow has dried up.
Nicely versed, sir.
Note to Burg: you don't need 800+ words to make a point. See above.
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#427067 - 05/29/09 07:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Not even close.IT was there pre porn,and will be post. But you'll never understand it so I'm not even going to bother. Nothing is missing. But some hot strange every now and then is exciting to people who have no jealousy issues.
Isn't it great when people don't understand you & interpret your motives differently to suit their own agenda?
Pot, meet kettle. Monkey is spot on, whore.
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#427070 - 05/29/09 11:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Does this sound famaliar, whore?
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You can speak for YOURSELF...but you cant speak for him. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I know him better then you!
If YOU cant respect someone or...
But you cant make a blanket statement that nobody else can either.
Yeah, I grasp the whole birds of a feather thing, but the same scenario applies to my situation. You know nothing about me or her personally to ascertain what the fuck really happened. You're just basing your opinion off how you would react to the situation (and what little was truly revealed in my drunken diatribes), which is pretty synonymous from one whore to the next. That is, when in doubt, scream stalker to the rooftops.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#427075 - 05/29/09 01:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Forget about our gun-date Cameron. I'm thinking that might not be a good idea.
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#427078 - 05/29/09 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Its not whining to state the facts! But you go ahead and whine about me. The fact that you are annoyed makes me smile!
And the facts are only what you want to believe right? Like the truth? Wait, you have a college degree, so that means you're the know all & be all of everything that is & will ever be. I forgot.
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#427079 - 05/30/09 03:01 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Eric, stop trying to make this intellectual. All I would care about is if me and Cameron could fuck. To hell with all the suitcase pimp shit. Whores may like smart men but I've never been with a chick that asked me what pi was while we were fuckin'.
Freestyleduh, you are the biggest doof on this board. Just sayin'.
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#427081 - 05/30/09 10:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Forget about our gun-date Cameron. I'm thinking that might not be a good idea.
scared?? lol
No, I'm not scared. I'm just thinking voluntarily arming an argumentative woman isn't a good idea. Maybe we can go bowling instead. I know you like draft beer.
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