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#426913 - 05/27/09 09:31 AM Pro Coke Thread
electrostatic Offline
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Today I took my meds, I went outside, got some sun and decided it was a great day to make a "Pro Coke" thread. Coke Stevenson that is... He gets a lot of hate on this board and from what I read this morning, JRV even banned him. Thankfully, Smelly Monkey has unbanned him and now we have this thread where you can welcome him back and be supportive!

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#426914 - 05/27/09 09:55 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Fiend Offline
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Coke is a one trick pony. Predictable and common. I don't even pay attention to him anymore.
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#426915 - 05/27/09 10:21 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Crocodile Offline
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Sorry, no. Coke is a bad person and sucks at posting and life.
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#426916 - 05/27/09 12:07 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
I think Coke is a bored Phlog-piston

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#426917 - 05/27/09 12:45 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Coke is a racist, antisemitic, pathological liar that adds nothing to this forum except irrational hate.

He belongs on a neo nazi forum.
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#426918 - 05/27/09 12:48 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
gia jordan Offline
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The neo nazis would curb stomp the shit out of him.
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#426919 - 05/27/09 12:53 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Coke is a racist, antisemitic, pathological liar that adds nothing to this forum except irrational hate.

He belongs on a neo nazi forum.




Just for you.
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#426920 - 05/27/09 12:56 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
Quote:

The neo nazis would curb stomp the shit out of him.




I don't know. All the ones I know are so dumb they'd probably welcome him as a messiah.

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#426921 - 05/27/09 01:06 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
I don't think Coke is a bad guy. He justs like to troll you in and let you run. Probably a really nice person in real life. Cheers Coke
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#426922 - 05/27/09 01:13 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Crocodile Offline
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Posts: 2056
Gia! You're back!
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#426923 - 05/27/09 01:13 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
gia jordan Offline
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I don't even read Coke's posts because two words in, I just know it'd be snooze time. That said, I don't think he should be banned.
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#426924 - 05/27/09 01:15 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Quote:

Quote:

The neo nazis would curb stomp the shit out of him.




I don't know. All the ones I know are so dumb they'd probably welcome him as a messiah.






That is so fucking true ....today's Hitler Youth consist of all young white males who are computer ILLITERATE, otherwise they'd be playing World of Warcraft online with Mia Rose and fucking her "Elf Shadow Slut character" in some sleazy motel in Azeroth.
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#426925 - 05/27/09 02:02 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
MoronBoy Offline
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Trying to read one of Coke's political posts puts the image in my head of a liberal trying too hard to do a humorous impersonation of a Fox News personality.
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#426926 - 05/27/09 02:28 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
LouCypher Offline
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
wut tha?

Corkey got banned you say...

Aww hell NO. What kind of short sighted mongoloid tard type mod took shit bubbles inane diatribes seriously?. Fucken JRV was it?. HAW, fucken figures. I've pissed on chalk outlines that had more backbone, and substance.

I say out with the JRV and in with Teh l00pnode.

Whatev...

Listen fuckwads... I realize that most of you are underachieving, compulsive spam merchants. You should be ashamed of yourselves for letting this banning happen but most of you don't know any better so you're off the hook. Anyways...

I say Coke is a decent poster and we are lucky to have him.
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#426927 - 05/27/09 02:37 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:


I say Coke is a decent poster and we are lucky to have him.





I agree. I could not care less what he says because he's a dunderhead, but he is a good poster.

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#426928 - 05/27/09 02:39 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Jigaloo Offline
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Amen Lou, amen.
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#426929 - 05/27/09 02:53 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Nice...

It's cool that all three ends of the spectrum agree.
Money.

Electro... please tell me he's not all alt.chan emo type dumping his sorrow into USENET. I've seen the spiral, and Coke seems the Flat Spin type.

Is it too late?.
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#426930 - 05/27/09 03:40 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:


Electro... please tell me he's not all alt.chan emo type dumping his sorrow into USENET. I've seen the spiral, and Coke seems the Flat Spin type.

Is it too late?.



I heard he's an alt. But I don't know who's... Do you?
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#426931 - 05/27/09 03:43 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Fiend Offline
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It wouldn't surprise me if half the active posters on this forum are alts.
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#426932 - 05/27/09 03:47 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

It wouldn't surprise me if half the active posters on this forum are alts.



Hmmm... interesting...
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#426933 - 05/27/09 03:47 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
freestylah Offline
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Nobody should get banned, but that's just my opinion.

Coke is an entertaining poster, even though his posts are 95% bullshit. There are posters around (even in this thread, blahh) who post 99% bullshit.
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#426934 - 05/27/09 04:43 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Posts: 1059
Bummer. I don't have the approval of a Dutch necrophiliac. I don't know how I'll go on.

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#426935 - 05/27/09 07:39 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Bornyo Offline
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A lot of effort is wasted here on guessing who is an alt and who isn't. I suppose I'm guilty of the same thing by saying I think he is Phlog-Piston even though I don't really believe that.

I no longer waste much time sussing them out.

Newbies or low post count old accounts are subject to suspicion but even that isn't a good indicator.

I think Jigaloo is someone's alt that just got more comfortable as the "outgoing racist" and may have abandoned his original account. (Or it might be Tritone disguised as a racist as has been suggested about Coke).

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#426936 - 05/27/09 07:41 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Jigaloo Offline
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Wrong.
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#426937 - 05/27/09 07:47 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
So what was your original user name? I seem to recall you didn't sign up here as Jigaloo.

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#426938 - 05/27/09 08:24 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I can't say that im pro coke, truth be told I can't remember anything he has written, but I do respect a person who can get under jrv's skin, that is a skill, I see value in a person like that here, he doesn't spam, nor does he post real names info on pws, so he shouldnt be banned. If racism was the key reason to ban people there would 4 people here, tritone, marley, bishop and that chubby rain cameron pw.
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#426939 - 05/28/09 06:07 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Jigaloo Offline
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Quote:

So what was your original user name? I seem to recall you didn't sign up here as Jigaloo.




Vin
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#426940 - 05/28/09 07:04 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
the unknown pervert Offline
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I don't want him banned but I wouldn't mind beating him upside the head with a 2X4 until I could hear the ocean.
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#426941 - 05/28/09 10:08 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:

So what was your original user name? I seem to recall you didn't sign up here as Jigaloo.




Vin




The Holy Man


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#426942 - 05/29/09 10:13 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

A lot of effort is wasted here on guessing who is an alt and who isn't. I suppose I'm guilty of the same thing by saying I think he is Phlog-Piston even though I don't really believe that.




Definitely not Phlog as there's been no evidence of reading books about World War II.

Could be:

a Fatman group therapy/writing exercise (i.e. Fatty, you're not hated, but write as someone who is hated and find the existential mirth and personal liberation in it)
Raoul Duke/Jim B. (ever-present, ever-posting, but not since Coke showed up)
Gigi (shared political beliefs and both obsessed with my taut haunches)
Elaborator (found an alternative to YouTube?)
King (just as annoying)




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#426943 - 05/29/09 11:37 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

It wouldn't surprise me if half the active posters on this forum are alts.





Claude Goddard = Have2Shit

Same lame rhetorical style, same recurring themes and same disagreeing with Coke just for the sake of disagreeing with Coke.




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#426944 - 05/30/09 12:11 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

King (just as annoying)




unlike coke, I only have one college degree. sorry, isn't me. plus, why would I use an alt to hide from confronting the elaborator/gunker lib socialists? never have before. get off my nuts for a sec, focus on your "taut haunches" and find a way to incorporate them into more posts for teh xpt women you PLAYA!
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#426945 - 05/30/09 12:18 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43


Electro knows that I am not an alt. She's just trying to start shit.

PS: Electro = Jiraya

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#426946 - 05/30/09 12:28 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Quote:



Electro knows that I am not an alt. She's just trying to start shit.

PS: Electro = Jiraya





No, you're starting shit. I'm NOT Jiraiya. What makes you think he's an alt., anyways?

I'm too dumb to have an alt..


PS. I have NO proof you're not an alt..


Edited by electrostatic (05/30/09 12:37 AM)
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#426947 - 05/30/09 02:24 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Quote:



Electro knows that I am not an alt. She's just trying to start shit.

PS: Electro = Jiraya





No, you're starting shit. I'm NOT Jiraiya. What makes you think he's an alt., anyways?

I'm too dumb to have an alt..


PS. I have NO proof you're not an alt..




I would almost believe that she was Jiraya except that he doesn't post enough to be an electro alt.
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#426948 - 05/30/09 06:38 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Corke

Quote:

Claude Goddard = Have2Shit





BIFF & Cum Stains


Quote:

Claude Goddard = freestylah





Anymore uninformed guesses?
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#426949 - 05/30/09 11:18 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

If racism was the key reason to ban people there would 4 people here, tritone, marley, bishop and that chubby rain cameron pw.




Just don't tell anyone... ok?
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#426950 - 05/30/09 01:28 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

BIFF & Cum Stains

Anymore uninformed guesses?




Way to go douchebag. You've now brought this up twice. You're somebody's alt. Just don't know who's.
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#426951 - 05/30/09 07:20 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

King (just as annoying)




unlike coke, I only have one college degree. sorry, isn't me. plus, why would I use an alt to hide from confronting the elaborator/gunker lib socialists? never have before. get off my nuts for a sec, focus on your "taut haunches" and find a way to incorporate them into more posts for teh xpt women you PLAYA!





Some people talk because they have something to say or have a purpose and others just talk to well hear (see) themselves talk (write), and this guy is the k1ng of one of those things.
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#426952 - 05/30/09 10:30 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
you spent your memorial day weekend posting about me and now you're defending gunker's honor from one of my posts. cute in a creepy older uncle kind of way. gunker, don't believe him when he says he just wants to make sure you've cleaned and dried all your "happy places" thoroughly. I'm surprised that beat down I gave you in the admin forum cut so deep. I've been pulling those strings for almost a week now I guess, that was easy. thicken that skin up monkey and just so you know I'm giving you the fourth of july off. take the holiday and go have some fun instead of posting about me on a porn forum.



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#426953 - 05/30/09 11:07 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Kiss of Death Offline
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Registered: 04/22/09
Posts: 58
The guy is a Fucking tool....!

But banning..?? Nahhhh....!


Mind you if the main-man Hungwell gets banned,,,I guess nothing is sacred...!

Lou kill your self please...
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#426954 - 05/31/09 04:35 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
I tried to stay out of this thread, but here it goes:

I'm about as liberal as they get. I get a laugh at K1ng's and Have2cit's "conservative" posts. I like funny, thoughtful takes on right-wing/conservative thought and for being a porn-board, they're few and far between.

I don't get that same response with Coke. He's really, *really,* unfunny and just lacks any wit. This is a fucking bukakke-porn board for fuck's sake. You don't need to immediately go for the jugular; Coke reminds me of the time Mr. Burns tried to turn on the fire hose against the worker's unionizing: he got blown all over the place and didn't really realize how fucked he really was.


He should be banished to only posting in AWOP in the "Obama Daily Incompetence Thread;" in my opinion he should be allowed to post freely everywhere else (if that turd even has something to say), but if he wishes to talk politics he's limited to just that one thread.

That thread can be his: he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Just leave every other response free of his boring political jargon.
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#426955 - 05/31/09 05:30 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
electrostatic Offline
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Hey Coke,

Since you're so sure I am Jiraiya... Can I post that PM??


You know, the one...
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#426956 - 05/31/09 06:10 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

I tried to stay out of this thread, but here it goes:

I'm about as liberal as they get. I get a laugh at K1ng's and Have2cit's "conservative" posts. I like funny, thoughtful takes on right-wing/conservative thought and for being a porn-board, they're few and far between.

I don't get that same response with Coke. He's really, *really,* unfunny and just lacks any wit. This is a fucking bukakke-porn board for fuck's sake. You don't need to immediately go for the jugular; Coke reminds me of the time Mr. Burns tried to turn on the fire hose against the worker's unionizing: he got blown all over the place and didn't really realize how fucked he really was.


He should be banished to only posting in AWOP in the "Obama Daily Incompetence Thread;" in my opinion he should be allowed to post freely everywhere else (if that turd even has something to say), but if he wishes to talk politics he's limited to just that one thread.

That thread can be his: he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Just leave every other response free of his boring political jargon.







Steve Why should only be allowed to post in the "I Look Like Howdy Doody" thread.



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#426957 - 05/31/09 07:08 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Again, if there is ever a pro-charin thread, I hope I have the humility not to post in it.

Coke hates America. At least, he hates almost all the people in the country, our government, our President, and our Constitution and Bill of Rights. The majority of his posts here are about that hate.

He also is a big supporter of the political entities in the country that have done things like put Max Hardcore in prison.

The political stuff I can tolerate, but pervasive, blatant racism is not funny. It just degrades the entire community.

I see nothing positive Coke has brought to the board. I say ban his IP.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#426958 - 05/31/09 07:28 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
It's going to be hard to ban the IPs of every Starbucks and free internet kiosk in all the public libraries in his area.

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#426959 - 05/31/09 08:48 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:



Electro knows that I am not an alt. She's just trying to start shit.

PS: Electro = Jiraya





No, you're starting shit. I'm NOT Jiraiya. What makes you think he's an alt., anyways?

I'm too dumb to have an alt..


PS. I have NO proof you're not an alt..




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#426960 - 05/31/09 09:03 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

It's going to be hard to ban the IPs of every Starbucks and free internet kiosk in all the public libraries in his area.




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#426961 - 05/31/09 09:06 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I haven't been around, and I'm not interested enough to evaluate what this person has done, so I'll cling to my usual stance whenever this has come up in the past.

Phlog-Box, YES!
Banning, NO!
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#426962 - 05/31/09 09:17 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Loc: fortified
He's fucken harmless Fatty. I guarantee you'd grind his skull to dust in 10 posts or less if you were ever so inclined. He is a funny fucker though, and the fact that slapped twat faced Stevie Why took a shot at him has me more
than just a little entertained at the moment in a Korea goes nuclear on Japan type way.
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#426963 - 05/31/09 12:25 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Seriously? A Howdy Doody Joke?

I heard that comparison, literally, in first grade; you can't think of anything more recent than 1955? Conan? Donny Most? Prince Harry?
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#426964 - 05/31/09 12:55 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Coke's not stupid. He tries things more daring than other posters are willing to try. Sometimes it leads to him figuring out why no one else tries that. Sometimes he manages to turn it around. The Odumba thread has gotten better than when it started because 1.) Less people are taking it seriously, and 2.) he has gotten his Rush Limbaugh shtick down tighter.

I don't know why people are worried about this place looking stupid. The demi-God of this place calls himself smelly. And, one of the best posters calls herself a "hot section 8 crack hoe". The Mudshark thread could use less frequent updates though. I don't check it all the times, but it seemed stuff like the O.J. pics got repetitive. Repetitive content where you just copy and paste stuff over and over, worst-case example being like Bornyo's warning about Electro, is what I find the worst about XPT.

The uber-cool avatar really sucks. If you ain't something like in a rock band whose job is to entertain, trying to look that cool just makes you look insecure and annoying.

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#426965 - 05/31/09 01:21 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Coke's not stupid. He tries things more daring than other posters are willing to try. Sometimes it leads to him figuring out why no one else tries that. Sometimes he manages to turn it around. The Odumba thread has gotten better than when it started because 1.) Less people are taking it seriously, and 2.) he has gotten his Rush Limbaugh shtick down tighter.




Daring doesn't always mean good. If his threads are not to be taken seriously, and they aren't funny, what's the fucking point? That you can say stupid insulting things on here? Just because you can?

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#426966 - 05/31/09 01:25 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Seriously? A Howdy Doody Joke?

I heard that comparison, literally, in first grade; you can't think of anything more recent than 1955? Conan? Donny Most? Prince Harry?





How have I missed this guy?


Quote:

Coke's not stupid. He tries things more daring than other posters are willing to try. Sometimes it leads to him figuring out why no one else tries that. Sometimes he manages to turn it around. The Odumba thread has gotten better than when it started because 1.) Less people are taking it seriously, and 2.) he has gotten his Rush Limbaugh shtick down tighter.

I don't know why people are worried about this place looking stupid. The demi-God of this place calls himself smelly. And, one of the best posters calls herself a "hot section 8 crack hoe". The Mudshark thread could use less frequent updates though. I don't check it all the times, but it seemed stuff like the O.J. pics got repetitive. Repetitive content where you just copy and paste stuff over and over, worst-case example being like Bornyo's warning about Electro, is what I find the worst about XPT.

The uber-cool avatar really sucks. If you ain't something like in a rock band whose job is to entertain, trying to look that cool just makes you look insecure and annoying.





who is the best female poster you are talking about? Gypsy?
Also i'd like to meet the people here who aren't insecure and annoying, cool avatar or not. If we werent those two things we wouldnt be here to begin with, we'd be off doing better things with our lives, like k1ng and gyspy.
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#426967 - 05/31/09 01:28 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I should have said "as seriously". To the point where they're not all piling in.

Chief, there's some mixture between serious and fun in there that I'm not taking the time to explain because I can't think of how to quickly. You don't agree, I don't care.

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#426968 - 05/31/09 01:38 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I should have said "as seriously". To the point where they're not all piling in.

Chief, there's some mixture between serious and fun in there that I'm not taking the time to explain because I can't think of how to quickly. You don't agree, I don't care.




No, I agree for the most part, I just think that it went without saying though. Like we all know the best meat used in chinese food is cat, it doesn't mean we need to be reminded of it everytime we order orange chicken. I could be wrong though, maybe we do need to be reminded of it.
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#426969 - 05/31/09 01:46 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Okay, Thanks to charin, I put my noggin to work a little more. The reason I didn't like it when people were taking it more seriously was because they were all in there getting offended. People being offended by politics I just roll my eyes at 'em. Like those guys ranting how great America is because Steve Holmes said something silly about the USA. Now people offended by personal insults, I love that shit. Stevie getting irritated about looking like Howdy Dowdy, love that shit.

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#426970 - 05/31/09 01:48 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Monkey, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to charin. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about cat food.

See, this is why I tried to skip over explaining what I meant. You drill into the details too much, and everyone just gets confused and talking about stuff no one else is talking about.

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#426971 - 05/31/09 01:59 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I should have said "as seriously". To the point where they're not all piling in.

Chief, there's some mixture between serious and fun in there that I'm not taking the time to explain because I can't think of how to quickly. You don't agree, I don't care.




You'll refer to him as Boss or God and Master, rodent.
This isn't AWOP and you're not dealing with Elabo.
Checkity check yourself.


Also, if you ever feel the need to explain Coke to the group, how bout you don't. Just leave it to me. Maybe shut the fuck up and all, yes?.

Fucken stunted gimps, how many log ins can they possibly come up with?.





















HAW
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#426972 - 05/31/09 02:00 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I should have said "as seriously". To the point where they're not all piling in.

Chief, there's some mixture between serious and fun in there that I'm not taking the time to explain because I can't think of how to quickly. You don't agree, I don't care.




True, I don't agree that spreading hate on the internet is fun. Even if done in some tongue in cheek manner. It is very real and harmful.

Being a porn forum with people nicknaming themselves smelly and calling themselves whores is one thing, being a den of childish hate speech is quite another. Yes, I do think it makes XPT look bad, and a lot less attractive to a lot of quality posters. And, that's hard to do.

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#426973 - 05/31/09 02:05 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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You'll refer to him as Boss or God and Master, rodent.
This isn't AWOP and you're not dealing with Elabo.
Checkity check yourself.


Also, if you ever feel the need to explain Coke to the group, how bout you don't. Just leave it to me. Maybe shut the fuck up and all, yes?.




Yeah, okay Lou. Whatever you say...

Heaven forbid there be more than one opinion on here.

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#426974 - 05/31/09 02:16 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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No.. you can have your opinion. Really, feel free.
Have your fucken opinion all over the place. Go ahead.


Fucken Northrop has a thought... hold my fucken messages. Kilobyte rates... wha??? No fuck that, internet nobody had a feeling. HAW..

How bout we spare the board a few hundred wasted posts and you get it off your chest. YES? You seem to want to say something, Susan. Off you go.





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#426975 - 05/31/09 02:20 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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How bout we spare the board a few hundred wasted posts and you get it off your chest. YES? You seem to want to say something, Susan. Off you go.




???

It ain't me in here spinning my wheels, foaming at the mouth.

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#426976 - 05/31/09 02:33 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I fucken said..HAVE.YOUR OPINION.

Instead you give us... CRICKETS.

I like the way you roll Northrup, really. I do.
Fucken out with it already though, yes?.
I'm not in the mood to hand hold here. You're upset about what exactly?. Ten fucken words or less.
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#426977 - 05/31/09 02:44 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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If I had something to say I'd say it. northrop's XPT musings for the day are pretty much over. Go back and read what I said about Coke if you're haven't gotten enough. The archives too. I ain't got much in there. I suggest big moose as an alternative when you reach the end of that. I search on him a lot.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help. I've been trying to get out of here and go exercise ever since I tried to duck charin saying he didn't understand. Then a fucking phone call they're still waiting for me to figure out and call them back, then fucking Lou all up on my ass.

Take it easy.

Over and out.


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#426978 - 05/31/09 03:00 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Safe to say Northrup has a vagina and it's torn.

^ ten fucken words. EXACTLY.
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#426979 - 05/31/09 03:36 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Safe to say Northrup has a vagina and it's torn.




Speaking of which ...

[MAJOR DERAIL]

This would be a GREAT forum for a "Conky" style infiltration.

<<Click me to discuss Torn Vaginas>>

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#426980 - 05/31/09 03:39 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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i like coke's avatar picture.





Quote:

This isn't AWOP and you're not dealing with Elabo.




Lous you just can't keep my name outta yr fingertips. luv you too big guy.
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#426981 - 05/31/09 03:42 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I've missed you Fatty.

Electro.. take notes, doll.
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#426982 - 05/31/09 03:44 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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i like coke's avatar picture.





Quote:

This isn't AWOP and you're not dealing with Elabo.




Lous you just can't keep my name outta yr fingertips. luv you too big guy.




Any of you septic cunts think it's okay to fuck with Elabo... Think again.


That is all.
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#426983 - 05/31/09 03:51 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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septic cunts, Lou?

Has Rob Longshot been back?
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#426984 - 05/31/09 03:55 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Okay, fine. I knew the Kosher crew would have a problem with that. Fucken lift his ass over his ears as you see fit. Whatev.
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#426985 - 05/31/09 06:38 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Monkey, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to charin. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about cat food.

See, this is why I tried to skip over explaining what I meant. You drill into the details too much, and everyone just gets confused and talking about stuff no one else is talking about.




Yeah I like chinese food, in moderation.



Quote:

True, I don't agree that spreading hate on the internet is fun. Even if done in some tongue in cheek manner. It is very real and harmful.

Being a porn forum with people nicknaming themselves smelly and calling themselves whores is one thing, being a den of childish hate speech is quite another. Yes, I do think it makes XPT look bad, and a lot less attractive to a lot of quality posters. And, that's hard to do.




. Did you hear susan boyle lost? To dancers man, fucking dancers.


Quote:

If I had something to say I'd say it. northrop's XPT musings for the day are pretty much over. Go back and read what I said about Coke if you're haven't gotten enough. The archives too. I ain't got much in there. I suggest big moose as an alternative when you reach the end of that. I search on him a lot.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help. I've been trying to get out of here and go exercise ever since I tried to duck charin saying he didn't understand. Then a fucking phone call they're still waiting for me to figure out and call them back, then fucking Lou all up on my ass.

Take it easy.

Over and out.




I like this northrop fella, but what a weird way to fold like a tent over lou asking you to state your opinion clearly.

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#426986 - 05/31/09 06:41 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Yeah I like chinese food, in moderation.





My cats like it, too. Go figure.
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#426987 - 05/31/09 07:00 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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. Did you hear susan boyle lost? To dancers man, fucking dancers.




No.
I guess that explains a lot, actually.

Quote:

Over and out.




Over and out?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#426988 - 05/31/09 07:00 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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It's going to be hard to ban the IPs of every Starbucks and free internet kiosk in all the public libraries in his area.






Bornyo doesn't usually nail it this well.

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#426989 - 05/31/09 07:04 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Quote:

. Did you hear susan boyle lost? To dancers man, fucking dancers.




No.
I guess that explains a lot, actually.

Quote:

Over and out.




Over and out?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Thats not the half of it, the winner was xpt's own darth doing his best michael jackson




Which brings up an interesting point, which is your favorite darth alt


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#426990 - 05/31/09 07:47 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Seriously? A Howdy Doody Joke?

I heard that comparison, literally, in first grade





Wow, I'm really sorry to hear that Steve. I hope I haven't reopened old wounds.

Tell me what sucks more for you Howdy Doody look-alikes. Is it the fact that even 1st graders can own you? Or is it the fact that y'all have freckles on your schmeckles?



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#426991 - 05/31/09 09:50 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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It's interesting that I have Northops attention.

I will try Northrop... Honest I will.

I wish you had registered as "Vought".

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#426992 - 05/31/09 10:37 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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No, frankly Bornyo. I hadn't paid you much mind. But, it's good to see Lou has a friend.

Quote:

I like this northrop fella, but what a weird way to fold like a tent over lou asking you to state your opinion clearly.




My opinion on WHAT? That's what you get for trying to be cordial. yipppity-yap, I'm sure he THOUGHT he was saying something. First he was mad somebody dare speak their opinion on his board, so I stop him in his tracks and make him do a 180. Then he's pissed I'm not there to entertain him. Just beggin' me to say something.

Lou, you a little intimidated by me, maybe?

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#426993 - 05/31/09 11:21 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I don't think you've intimidated anyone, but every man for himself, Vought.

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#426994 - 06/01/09 04:12 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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No, frankly Bornyo. I hadn't paid you much mind. But, it's good to see Lou has a friend.

Quote:

I like this northrop fella, but what a weird way to fold like a tent over lou asking you to state your opinion clearly.




My opinion on WHAT? That's what you get for trying to be cordial. yipppity-yap, I'm sure he THOUGHT he was saying something. First he was mad somebody dare speak their opinion on his board, so I stop him in his tracks and make him do a 180. Then he's pissed I'm not there to entertain him. Just beggin' me to say something.

Lou, you a little intimidated by me, maybe?




Okay, who are you talking to now? Me? Lou? someone else? I feel like im caught in the middle of a porno abbott and costello skit if neither didn't have a firm, clear opinion.


So abbott, what are your thoughts on the beauty queen's take on gay marriage, im angry I think, but im not sure, wait yes I am, who you talking to? no, whos on first




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#426995 - 06/01/09 08:06 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Okay, who are you talking to now? Me? Lou? someone else? I feel like im caught in the middle of a porno abbott and costello skit if neither didn't have a firm, clear opinion.




I was responding to Monkey, but talking to Lou. Wanted to see if Lou wanted to come out and play some more.

But, did I call this shit or what? Talking about what nobody else it talking about. I knew not to respond to charin, but did it anyway. That sleuthing fuck head dragged me back in here... Now I don't even know if I'm supposed to be fighting with Lou, Bornyo, or even the Monkey he self.

Hang on for a little bit. I bet I can find somebody to blame this implosion of a thread on. And Monkey, post as many damn Abott and Costello pics as you wanna. Ain't no way in hell I'm blaming it on me.

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#426996 - 06/01/09 09:10 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Hang on for a little bit. I bet I can find somebody to blame this implosion of a thread on.



Blame it on Coke, shit makes you do a lot of motherfuckin' things.... I mean;... Without teh Coke, this wouldn't be happening...



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#426997 - 06/01/09 10:36 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Quote:

Okay, who are you talking to now? Me? Lou? someone else? I feel like im caught in the middle of a porno abbott and costello skit if neither didn't have a firm, clear opinion.




I was responding to Monkey, but talking to Lou. Wanted to see if Lou wanted to come out and play some more.

But, did I call this shit or what? Talking about what nobody else it talking about. I knew not to respond to charin, but did it anyway. That sleuthing fuck head dragged me back in here... Now I don't even know if I'm supposed to be fighting with Lou, Bornyo, or even the Monkey he self.

Hang on for a little bit. I bet I can find somebody to blame this implosion of a thread on. And Monkey, post as many damn Abott and Costello pics as you wanna. Ain't no way in hell I'm blaming it on me.




you've done it again, you've riased more questions then you've answered, youre good, really really good. Ohh im not trying to fight with you, im just trying to piece together the rubix cube that is your posts, I could use a little help though, my pm name is Smelly Monkey, two words and I think lower case works, thanks monks


P.S Welcome back electro, I missed you but dont tell anyone (pats butt)
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#426998 - 06/02/09 12:46 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Ohh im not trying to fight with you, im just trying to piece together the rubix cube that is your posts



Oh fuckin irony!. Monkey's rubix and northrop's rubix is... Well.. There is ALWAYS MORE to it. Orrr is there?



Ohhh, and I am glad you two aren't fighting... That would be horrible... It would be like making me pick between Ron D. Core and Max Hardcore... They go hand in hand, IMO.





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P.S Welcome back electro, I missed you but dont tell anyone (pats butt)



Hey, Monks! How's it going?


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#426999 - 06/03/09 02:15 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Since I had to Google Ron Core just to find out he's some obese guy who makes mix tapes for no-name music labels, I think we know which one of us two is not Max Hardcore. And, I'm not so dense I don't know why you think the rubix cube thing is so hilarious. Next time I'm think Monkey has done something that's a message/reference/whatever, you're still not getting that shit out on the board.

But, with the dancing glee post I got, I assume this means I at least get to see those mythical pictures of your tits?

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#427000 - 06/03/09 02:35 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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But, with the dancing glee post I got, I assume this means I at least get to see those mythical pictures of your tits?



I guess you haven't checked your e-mail since Saturday night. It might be a good idea...


PS. You love when I dance, don't you?
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#427001 - 06/06/09 08:45 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Mr. Stevenson represents the conservative view for this forum. I disagree with what he says, in fact find most of it very offensive, but I come here to get unfiltered opinions. I need to keep in touch with how conservatives really think, please keep him posting.
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#427002 - 06/06/09 09:34 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Mr. Stevenson represents the Klansman view for this forum. I disagree with what he says, in fact find most of it very offensive, but I come here to get unfiltered opinions. I need to keep in touch with how Klansmen really think, please keep him posting.




Fixed your post for you Pres. I'm guessing your teleprompter went on the fritz there while you were typing.
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#427003 - 08/17/09 07:16 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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bump
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#427004 - 08/17/09 07:18 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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#427005 - 08/17/09 08:10 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I have totally reversed my earlier anti-Coke stance. I am unpredictable and totally wishy wash at times.. How I feel firmly at one moment can vary drastically from the next..
There are many variables that affect my thoughts on any matter, such as a good nights sleep, a couple of drinks, the amount of traffic I have to battle on the way home, any gambling debts that come due and the wind direction at Orlando International Airport....
I am now PRO-Coke. I hope this clears up any confusion
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#427006 - 08/17/09 08:40 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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Whoaaaa, Bish!! Did you forget something? You don't wanna also reiterate your position on Mudsharks or nappy-headed black women with giant booties? For a man of color to... You're going to encourage him!

Who's gotta picture of a fine ass nappy-headed hoe for Coke to feast his eyes on?

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#427007 - 07/21/10 10:27 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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This thread is long overdue for a bump. It's ironic how I've become the undisputed king around here.
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#427008 - 07/22/10 03:55 AM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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This thread is long overdue for a bump. It's ironic how I've become the undisputed king around here.




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#427009 - 07/22/10 04:54 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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This thread is long overdue for a bump. It's ironic how I've become the undisputed king around here.




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#427010 - 07/22/10 04:55 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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What kind of loser brags that he's the 'king' of an internet forum?


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#427011 - 07/22/10 10:19 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
pinupmutant Offline
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Coke is the uber-hobbyist who brags about his hooker exploits here because he exceeds his TER review character limits, right? As if it weren't as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

Meh. Not impressed.


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#427012 - 10/22/10 05:21 PM Re: Pro Coke Thread
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mopez > Coke #justsayin'

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