Hey Pop, how is going? Eh... you've known me forever now, same story. Instead of going where they sell gems and purchasing one, I see gems in lumps of shit then spend my time trying to wipe the shit away. No matter how much shit I remove, it returns...I wipe and wipe until I realize it's useless and by then I am glad to be rid of it.
I do this because the last time I had a gem with no shit on it, I lost it and that loss was more painful than I have been willing to risk. You know I'm not like everyone else.