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It's the degradation of it all that's hot, and everyone knows it. Sometimes, I remind the lot lizard that she's actually cheaper than a real date just to degrade her, and maybe get a tearshed outta the deal.
-Keep It Dirty 
...tears really are the best lube.
I think Bile is the best lube, but tears are a close second.
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