Just what the fuck you are watching when you view The Pornography????

When you are watching a blow bang, and some shiftless, sociopathic, lazy, drug addled broad aged 18-45 with an exagerated sense of self entitlement is sucking on 5 or more weiners and acting like she is in seventh heaven, and then one by one the weiners start spurting that shit which is intended for REPRODUCTION of the HUMAN race into the deluded broad's wide open mouth, and she is staring at you vicariously through the camera so you can be DAMN sure to see every single little sperm swimming inside her trap before she pretends to relish the taste and gulp it down...

STOP...stop and think about what you are watching. Dont stop what you are DOING (which no doubt is whacking off trying to time your splooge with one of the many weiners on screen)...but think about just what the fuck you are watching, and ask yourself this question: Why? WHY is this so all fucking important and worthwhile to both watch and DO???

WHy do we need to piss cum into whores mouths on a regular basis, and then go about our daily lives of delivering the mail, sweeping the street, fixing computer networks, lancing boils, etc?

Think about how each of those weiners' owners on screen feels 2 seconds AFTER he shoots his load into the dumb whore's mouth....the meatstick positions himself and his dick over the gaping piehole of the whore, he feels the ecstatic sensations of orgasm which temporarily blots out all the other idiots in the room watching him and he shoots his semen....and then what? How stupid/worthless/disappointed does he feel now? Or does he say (to himself, Like Steve Martin as Nathan R Johnson) "YES!!! I Just shot a load into Tory Lanes mouth....granted It is one of 2,357 other loads which has found the same mark at one time or another, but still....I FUCKING DID IT! I'm someone!"


If I were god, and this was MY ANT farm, I'd put in the microwave on HIGH.

So Burg, are you really trying to say that your long weekend at Foxwoods/Mohegan Sun with the whore of the week didn't go well as she wasn't a swallower of your man juice? A cumdodger?

I think Burg is devastated over Holly getting married. Understandable.

But he does open a good topic of discussion: what happens after the money shot? I've always appreciated the relatively rare videos that do show the aftermath -- Loads of Fun 1 was one (though only on VHS, the DVD has been ruined with an overdubbed soundtrack.) It basically had the unedited, unvarnished video of the cum shot and beyond from various low rent videos. The highlights included Kassi Nova bitching and everyone laughing at her, some black chick screaming for a towel and acting like the semen was made of sulfuric acid, Trinity Loren getting semen up the nose and "Loretta Sterling's" endless Wellsian caliber direction "Bunny, look at the camera!".

Another classic of the genre was a Lovette interview describing the aftermath of some scene where five guys unloaded on her saying she felt "the loneliness".

Finally on the positive side, I like scenes where the slut gives prolonged post cum head to the stunt cock -- that way you know that Burg's scenario isn't really playing out.

Fast forward three days later to the Free Valtrex Clinic.

Burg sounds more like the Pope than anything. Could he be thinking of converting?

Every sperm is sacred.

+1 on the valtrex clinic imagery, that's an interview I would have loved to see the old Luke ford do, "Man on the street who just so happens to be outside the AIM clinic"....

Gahhhh, my rant wasnt actually about or against jerking off into a whore's mouth for REAL in the privacy of your own home/car/jet/helicopter/toolshed....it was about all this redundant ridiculous porn showing the same fucking thing over & over, a whore gobbling 5,6,7,12,19 or more loads at once and us who obligingly watch it EVERYTIME.

Forget Holly ....No I havent become a sanctimonious pope burg the deaf....No wankus, I havent encountered any cum dodging whores at Fox woods (or Atlantic city...on the contrary, I never have problems with cum dodgers....either the whore wants to gobble my splooge or not....if she doesnt, I dont up the ante and offer her "more" to do the deed (thats pathetic....and totally unerotic; I just happily splooge all over her grille and tell her how beautiful she looks for a fucking pig)

Mia Rose gets Acid reflux from cum, Cameron Keys doesnt swallow, but I would still lovingly treat, and degarde these girls and they would enjoy their Burglar time.



Gia is the singlemost strongest, most intelligent and sincere proponent of cum gobbling I know personally amongst all the whores I know. Although I have often asked her what was Arnold Scwarzenpecker's countenance like IMMEDIATELY after he popped in her mouth during her quintessential blowbang gobbling scene from Down the HAtch 13 (directed by the DEAD Inyoke VOLT HWANG CHICO), If it were up to Gia, every whore, high class or not, would swallow their way to finanical independence, and fucking learn to LUVVVVVVV it along the way. And that's why I am proud to call Gian jerkins a friend....the world needs more whores like her (and Moxxie Maddron, Marley and even Cameron though she doesnt gobble cum).

I need real whores in my Burg-lairs doing REALLY sick hott filthy shit to blot out the junk bunk funk I have been exposed to from shitty porn.


I'll always love Holly Randall for the whore she WAS NOT on screen, but let's all raise a glass in toast to the whore we know Holly is in the bedroom, and the fact that this lucky bloke from England is probably getting his semen swallow3ed on a regular basis by "The most erotic woman in Adult film". And has anyone ever noticed that Holly doesnt film swallowing scenes or blowbangs? She saves it for the bedroom.

maybe she just likes sucking lots of dicks burg
?
what are you talking about lol

lol
i like sucking cock alot
not the biggest fan of swallowing

Yea so, new guy coming from out of nowhere for this one but...

Personally I think the constantly increasing obsession with cum takes away from the overall "art" of porn. Sure it's nice to pop a load somewhere a bit different than the usual receptacle, but does it always have to be right across the teeth and swallowed as if it's the point of the exercise?

Not to mention the path the business is rolling down with bukkake and gokkun. For the porn addled obsessive types it must be stimulating to watch.. but for those of us who like to pop a porn DVD in and get busy with our woman.. it's hard to get a good quality porn flick without one extreme (cum guzzling splooge fest) or the other (weak ass cinemax soft core shit).

Would it kill the director to shoot more loads on tits, or asses? Or even better, how about a "creampie" that doesn't involve the guy fishing it out like he's trying to get to the middle of a cadbury egg.

It's almost like the men in the business are more obsessed with cum than the women.

Fully expecting the flames, so yea.. have fun with that.

I usually skip to the next scene before the cum shot. I have little interest in watching the guy cum, or little concern about what becomes of the result.

To the original post, I have thought about what is really happening with Gag Factor, how our reproductive instinct has been warped into this, and how animals get themselves and each other off. Actually, I think Gag Factor is a very natural progression.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Holy deep and meaningless Batman. Am I watching a porn movie or a Rorschach test?

I always watch the pop shots just to see if the girl flinches or her reaction if she gets a squirt in an eye. The "I'm sucking on a lemon drop" reaction always make me smile a little. Perhaps that's why I've always been an Allysin Chaines fan.

It is the journey, grasshopper, not the destination.

I don't watch blowbangs, I don't like cocks.

Steve Martin's character in The Jerk was name Navin R. Johnson, not Nathan.

Sorry, that mistake in the original post was just bugging me.

I always cut it off before the end unless it's a creampie. I think more people do than don't, hearing a man moan with the camera focused in more on his dick isn't something that exactly keeps the mood going.

It's the degradation of it all that's hot, and everyone knows it. Sometimes, I remind the lot lizard that she's actually cheaper than a real date just to degrade her, and maybe get a tearshed outta the deal.

-Keep It Dirty

...tears really are the best lube.