Here are the first five

1. Amy Fisher's moral compass and NJ background, Bette Midler's curly red hair and jew beak with the sexy body type of a sea lion.

Answer: GYPSY

2. Obese body and fan boy nature of ac creamery, sasha grey's self indulgent attitude and sheepish sense of following whatever is in at the moment with bill maher's ability to address political issues in retarded forums so as to seem far more intelligent then he really is.

Answer: K1ng


3. Judas biting the hand that feeds him (if only jeff knew what this person says to Steph), Bennedict Arnold (this will become clear once person has been de-moded) and a snake in the grass (this has been touched on before).

Answer: JRV of course


4. Mother and Daughter both well know in the same profession, rehab stint, sham marriage

Answer: Miss (mrs for a few more months) Holly Randall


5. Kathy Bates in misery like fixation on one person, after all ive done for you mr man, elvis chops and a leave her alone (rachel's a whore) like meltdown

Answer: XPT's number 1, Eric, I love him.

Okay i might do another round but only because gypsy loves it so much.



P.S Congrats to lou who got 4/5, impressive.