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#426699 - 05/25/09 05:10 PM
Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Porn Jesus
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Put the images together to guess which XPT member it is 1.  PLUS  PLUS  WHO AM I??
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#426700 - 05/25/09 05:15 PM
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This one is a little tougher 2.  PLUS  PLUS  WHO AM I??
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#426701 - 05/25/09 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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3. (first picture is judas, second is benedict arnold)  PLUS  PLUS 
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#426703 - 05/25/09 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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5.  PLUS  PLUS  WHO AM I? Ok thats enough for now. Free hour with sammura if you can guess all 5. Will reveal them no sooner than 48 hours no later than 100 hours.
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#426704 - 05/25/09 05:53 PM
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#426706 - 05/25/09 05:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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i was going to say gia for the first one too
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#426708 - 05/25/09 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^ Huh! You're not calling JRV a traitor, are you Monkey? 
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#426709 - 05/25/09 10:04 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Is #1 the pig that won the Sweet 16 of Ugly a couple months back?
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#426711 - 05/25/09 11:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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im going to take a stab and say 4 is Gia
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#426713 - 05/25/09 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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5 is eric??
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#426714 - 05/26/09 06:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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4 is either Holly or Desi Foxx. 1 is Gypfield.
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#426716 - 05/26/09 08:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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For some reason I thought #2 could be me too. Not sure why, maybe something subliminal in there. But for the record, I've never met Janet or her hubby.
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#426717 - 05/26/09 08:59 AM
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I think number 4 is Marley.
1. She is working hard to improve her looks
2. She likes reading books and smoking weed(even though she no longer smokes cigarettes)
3. She dates a light skinned Negro man
No. 1 is obviously Gypsy
Edited by Crocodile (05/26/09 09:22 AM)
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#426718 - 05/26/09 09:19 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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#1 Gypsy
#2 Da Burglar
#3 JRV
#4 Desi Foxx
#5 Eric
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#426719 - 05/26/09 11:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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5 is eric??
I'm still trying to figure that out? Kathy Bates, Elvis, and the Brittany Spears fangirl whore?
For some reason, I was thinking King for #5.
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#426720 - 05/26/09 11:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It makes sense. Look at the movie role Kathy Bates is in. Look at the side burns Elvis is sporting. And I think Chris Crocker is synonymous with "meltdown".
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#426723 - 05/26/09 03:46 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Hey Eric, I don't think it's about being miserable. Kathy Bates played an obsessive fangirl who broke the ankles of the author she "loved" just to keep him close. Just sayin.
PS Croc what you said makes sense about smoking and dating a light-skinned black man. But I don't see how Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn fit in.
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#426725 - 05/26/09 04:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm #2?
Jesus fucking christ this place really has had it....
No no wait wait, excuse me, I missed it.....yes, yes I see it now. I do want AC Cream to smoosh & then eat Sasha-pedia Grey and then discuss his standing in the pantheon of Adult Industry journalists on the Bill Maher Show in between burps.
How does lunch on June 15 in the Long Beach Financial distirct work for you Monkey? My treat.
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#426729 - 05/26/09 05:59 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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#1 Gypsy
#2 Da Burglar
#3 JRV
#4 Holly
#5 Eric
Win?
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#426731 - 05/26/09 07:01 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Quote:
#1 Gypsy
#2 Gunker
#3 JRV
#4 Holly
#5 Eric
Win?
Fixed?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#426732 - 05/26/09 07:07 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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who is amy fisher for?
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#426733 - 05/26/09 11:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Here are the first five
1. Amy Fisher's moral compass and NJ background, Bette Midler's curly red hair and jew beak with the sexy body type of a sea lion.
Answer: GYPSY
2. Obese body and fan boy nature of ac creamery, sasha grey's self indulgent attitude and sheepish sense of following whatever is in at the moment with bill maher's ability to address political issues in retarded forums so as to seem far more intelligent then he really is.
Answer: K1ng
3. Judas biting the hand that feeds him (if only jeff knew what this person says to Steph), Bennedict Arnold (this will become clear once person has been de-moded) and a snake in the grass (this has been touched on before).
Answer: JRV of course
4. Mother and Daughter both well know in the same profession, rehab stint, sham marriage
Answer: Miss (mrs for a few more months) Holly Randall
5. Kathy Bates in misery like fixation on one person, after all ive done for you mr man, elvis chops and a leave her alone (rachel's a whore) like meltdown
Answer: XPT's number 1, Eric, I love him.
Okay i might do another round but only because gypsy loves it so much.
P.S Congrats to lou who got 4/5, impressive.
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#426734 - 05/26/09 11:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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6. (Id be surprised if anyone got this one)  PLUS  PLUS 
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#426737 - 05/27/09 12:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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9. This is a huge stretch and I can't find any other way to do it without it being a dead give away, monks  PLUS  PLUS 
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#426739 - 05/27/09 01:45 AM
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
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6. Daburg (I think)
10. has to be sperm lover c3x
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#426740 - 05/27/09 02:36 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 139
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I think 8 is sammura and biff should be right about c3x
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#426742 - 05/27/09 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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7. Ceara Lynch
8. darrah
9. Stevie Why
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#426743 - 05/27/09 02:16 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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6.Pretty
7.Electrotoxic
8.Sammura
9.Bishop
10.CX3
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#426744 - 05/27/09 02:36 PM
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#426745 - 05/27/09 03:05 PM
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6. sweaty black guy.
empty sack
semi.
Pretty.
7.shit
Ceara
8.Eight is a fuxor.
Dread locked alien killer.
projects.
cat food.
fucken fritos.
I say Fatman.
9.Fuck it has to be Stevie Why.
10.The other faggot..c3x
You just know Monstar is going to show up sooner or later, but where?. lol
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#426746 - 05/27/09 04:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey Eric, I don't think it's about being miserable. Kathy Bates played an obsessive fangirl who broke the ankles of the author she "loved" just to keep him close. Just sayin.
Meh, whatever floats his/your boat. People don't listen half the time anyway & only hear/perceive what they want to.
What can I say, I've got alot of steam to vent, should I be apologetic for that?
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#426747 - 05/27/09 04:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm bored...shoot me. 6. Tritone 7. Gia (even though pic #2 isn't loading) 8. L.G. 9. ?? 10. ChristianXXX Your admiration for me is frightening Monkey, should I get my lawyer to file harassment & stalking charges? 
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#426748 - 05/27/09 04:49 PM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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Quote:
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Hey Eric, I don't think it's about being miserable. Kathy Bates played an obsessive fangirl who broke the ankles of the author she "loved" just to keep him close. Just sayin.
Meh, whatever floats his/your boat. People don't listen half the time anyway & only hear/perceive what they want to.
What can I say, I've got alot of steam to vent, should I be apologetic for that?
Meh, you can apologize if you want, but for what...I don't know. I was "just sayin" just to say it and I didn't expect a response from you.
Perceive that how you want. Nothing is real anyways.
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#426751 - 05/27/09 05:12 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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haha Croc, it's not real. I fake it.
edit...nevermind.
Edited by MarleyMason (05/27/09 05:13 PM)
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#426752 - 05/27/09 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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haha Croc, it's not real. I fake it.
She is faking it alright- she is propping those puppies up with her forearms.
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#426753 - 05/27/09 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Also, the one with the predator and Fritos is definitely Sam Shane. Monkey tagged her as feeding her kids cat food and corn chips a while back so I'm sure that's the intent.
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#426756 - 05/27/09 11:53 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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#426759 - 05/28/09 09:48 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thats me?
lol
but im not black
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shrug
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#426763 - 05/28/09 02:28 PM
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Okay... This thread is fucken driving me shithouse nuts.
6. Tritone
7.Ceara
8.Sammy "the whammy' Shane., whats shakin,doll?.
9.Chico T?.
10. c3x
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#426764 - 05/28/09 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I can't see #9 being Stevie Why. No Legos or Star Wars action figures.
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#426765 - 05/28/09 03:22 PM
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Right on tup.
6 and 9 are fucken killers.
This is a good thread, YES!
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#426767 - 05/28/09 03:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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10 is obvs cxxx. jizz, food, and texas longhorns. now i'm second guessing who might be #9. Lisa Sparxxx fucked Carrot Top, but she doesn't post here. Carrot Top does roids. Who here is roided out and cries a lot?
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#426771 - 05/28/09 06:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I already said I think Soopergrizz got it right. At first I thought 7 might be Monkey picking on Gia but I realized that was only because she recently had a birthday thread.
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#426772 - 05/28/09 07:25 PM
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7? I call on ghosts of the past and you answer 7?.
I fucken know 7.
Here's how it is.
Winner gets one hour with Sammy Shane, yes?
My kid goes to a private Catholic school.
Ya follow?.
Fucken one hour in October at the Science Fair could bridge the gap between science and religion. In my minds eye I see a poster board that reads:
The Missing Link - My Life Without A Soul.
Sam Shane could be there to answer questions like... serial killer vs abortion. Taste the pro life and miss the chair, it's liberal. Fucken five holes is five holes, yes?. So Jesus went out like that, why does jizz predicate a certain lifestyle?.
Ho check...
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#426774 - 05/28/09 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Answer time Thick Mike Tyson Neck, deflated balloon (I'll let you connect the dots on that one, once i reveal who it is) and a truck Answer: Pretty 7. Dressing up poo, louis armstrong smile, and a birthday tiara Answer: Ceara 8. Predator, the projects, cat food and corn chips Answer Sammura's shane 9. This one I hate, was supposed to be annoying carrot top, plus an even more annoying baby crying plus angry shouting men, I didnt want to go with meth, or a picture of britney spears dirving with her kid on her lap, because it would've been too easy, though it is ironic that electro was the only one to guess this one correctly. answer: Electro 10. splattered cum, a picture of a large meal and a longhorn sign answer: Christian X There was a common theme among these 5, all have had at least one penis in their mouth before, maybe I should've given that clue at the start Quote:
Erm, nope... why would he?
Thats a question he should ask himself, why would (do) I? Hows married life treating you?
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#426775 - 05/28/09 09:32 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
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Answer time
Thick Mike Tyson Neck, deflated balloon (I'll let you connect the dots on that one, once i reveal who it is) and a truck
Answer: Pretty
7. Dressing up poo, louis armstrong smile, and a birthday tiara
Answer: Ceara
8. Predator, the projects, cat food and corn chips
Answer Sammura's shane
9. This one I hate, was supposed to be annoying carrot top, plus an even more annoying baby crying plus angry shouting men, I didnt want to go with meth, or a picture of britney spears dirving with her kid on her lap, because it would've been too easy, though it is ironic that electro was the only one to guess this one correctly.
answer: Electro
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splattered cum, a picture of a large meal and a longhorn sign
answer: Christian X
There was a common theme among these 5, all have had at least one penis in their mouth before, maybe I should've given that clue at the start
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Erm, nope... why would he?
Thats a question he should ask himself, why would (do) I? Hows married life treating you?
I GOT ONE BUT IF I POST IT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHO YOU ARE..LOL 
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#426776 - 05/28/09 10:15 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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but im not black?
i dont get it
i mean
the rig gave it away
while monkeys clever, that wasnt very subliminal lol
but im like, as white as white comes?
whatever
as soon as someone can resize my blonde pic for me lol i will say you can suck on my fat neck
youre such a douchenozzle
lol
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#426783 - 05/29/09 05:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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11 is Bishop, I guess.
Rest: no idea. Half of the pics don't mean a thing to me and I am not very good at visual cryptogrammes.
It's a very funny thread, btw.
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#426785 - 05/29/09 06:56 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
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ask bishop he is the one that told me on the phone and if he is lying, i will just go to adult fyi and tell gene the info and bishop would have to explain why he lied, because you know a lot of industry people want to beat the hell out of you, so why would bishop be dumb enough to just throw out a random name.
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I love you bitch
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#426786 - 05/29/09 09:25 AM
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from monkey
you have already played the "I know who you are card" and failed. If you really knew you wouldve posted it a long time ago, why you of all people would feel the need to protect me makes less sense then the guys who pay you for any sort of sexual release. What happened to the nice sammura, you are a big meanie.
lets see you talked about
kurt
lex
shawn
skeeter
told personal things about porn whores that only someone who was actually there on a set could tell.
like i said i trying to keep you from getting hurt dumbass.
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I love you bitch
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#426787 - 05/29/09 09:55 AM
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#426789 - 05/29/09 10:17 AM
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: Smelly Monkey
haha sounds like me. Its okay because I know this isnt the real sammura anyways, ip aint from chitown
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#426791 - 05/29/09 10:29 AM
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Could someone tell me what those test tube like things in #15 are?
I can't make any associations with flowers and laboratory equipment.
Thanks.
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#426792 - 05/29/09 11:24 AM
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14 is Chico. Am I 12? I posted a pic of my back on here, I am prone to buying faggoty grooming products, but the Tom Arnold I don't get...
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#426794 - 05/29/09 12:23 PM
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Could someone tell me what those test tube like things in #15 are?
I can't make any associations with flowers and laboratory equipment.
Thanks.
those look like the kind of plastic flowers that heavy breathers like Sports Swami have reportedly sent to PW's dumb enough to surrender their home address. not sure about the rest of the pics for #15- the chopsticks are throwing me off of Swami since I've never seen a chubby dude be able to hold them. Kyoto maybe?
given how inside some of these pics are, seems like they end up being a rohrschach test more than anything- we see what we want to see.
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#426796 - 05/29/09 01:27 PM
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Apparently the things I thought were test tubes are pipes for smoking either meth or crack.
I got a PM from someone and followed the image back to the source. It says they are crack pipes. I am pretty sure one could use something like that for meth though.
Meth heads take note: amphetamine is highly digestible you would get a better effect from eating it than from snorting or smoking it.
It'll take slightly longer to hit your nervous system but amphetamines are absorbed very well by humans via ingestion. Better than smoking from what I understand.
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#426797 - 05/29/09 01:44 PM
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11. Bishop - shirtless negro, white on the inside, loves his chillun'
12. Monstar - Redskin, owes career to women; eyeliner
13. ??
14.Chico/Sergio - Cuban, high testosterone; unfunny wrestling (MMA)
15. Gigi?
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#426799 - 05/29/09 03:05 PM
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11. bISH
12. mONSTAR
13. cocks + the oc + leaving LV. ? Malice
14.*L*G.. n0.. Sergio
15.fLOPSY kNOX.
btw... Nice shot Electro.
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#426801 - 05/29/09 09:55 PM
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monkey is NOT a director, but he is part of the industry,even tho he is a outsider.he talks shit about HIMSELF to throw yall off.even tho he is VERY popular,when he be at industry events he stands off by himself not talking to anyone. 
Jules Jordan? Dave Naz?
Sorry to burst your bubble but im not in the industry at any level, not even bukkake guy number 67 in ab 3
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The fuck is going on here? Did I miss something?
The strong scent of tuna fish and salted corn?
I thought 14 would be real easy, its thrown some people 
no you never did a video,but i know you have dogged youself out on this message board to throw people off. i was at avn convention and noticed this dude standing there by himself,noone was talking to him, but everyone knew him,he looked really nervous,i was like why is this dude staring at me so hard,but i understand i was with a bunch of big black dudes at the time.
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I love you bitch
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#426803 - 05/30/09 11:13 AM
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THANKS! for that creepy ass picture you sent of yourself.damn you just killed your online persona.
SMELLY MONKEY IS DEAD.
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#426804 - 05/30/09 11:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Sammura you don't think there's any way he may have sent you a fake picture do you?
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#426806 - 05/30/09 06:47 PM
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Answer time
11. Black man with a milk moustache (this person's most (in)famous scene), a coconut which is brown on the outside and white on the in, and a single father reading to his children
answer bishop
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A man with red skin, tom arnold (what was he famous for before he was umm famous?) and eye liner
Answer Monstar
13. A large gathering of cocks, shameless self promoters and nic cage's hair
answer: Brandon Irons
14. Puerto Rican flag, steroids and an actor playing an old school latino wrestler
answer: L G (my hero)
15. Limp noodles, a devastated grandmother and a crack pipe
answer: mr haiku himself Ryan Knoxwell.
Lou, you, youre good, got the cocks and couldnt link it to nic cage's hair to get BI, 4 again.
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#426807 - 05/30/09 08:42 PM
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15. Limp noodles, a devastated grandmother and a crack pipe
damn. looks like Lou nailed it. the flowers inside the glass threw me off- looked fanboy related.
on the subject of BI's little charity case, i recently stumbled on a video snippet with him that is embarrassing at the douche chill level. the frustration on his face while the PW rolls her eyes is priceless. haven't had the heart to post it for fear it sends him over the edge. it's really bad.
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#426808 - 05/31/09 08:59 AM
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These are real good. Nice job, SM.
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#426809 - 05/31/09 09:11 AM
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on the subject of BI's little charity case, i recently stumbled on a video snippet with him that is embarrassing at the douche chill level. the frustration on his face while the PW rolls her eyes is priceless. haven't had the heart to post it for fear it sends him over the edge. it's really bad.
With an intro like that, it must be posted.
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#426810 - 05/31/09 09:19 AM
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Agreed. Do it.
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#426812 - 05/31/09 02:09 PM
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Marks better than that SM.. There is no way he'd ruin this kind of thread with a Wiley Coyote bounce like that. And that's not to say that Mark hasn't filmed IP( that's intellectual property to you fucken twats} and isn't hanging it over some short fucken dopes head as we speak. Fucken Nic Cage hair... pffft. Is Nick Cage even a fucken Canuck?..  I wanted that hour.
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#426814 - 05/31/09 04:40 PM
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Yeah... I got fucked on that one.
I really wanted that hour.
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