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#426749 - 05/27/09 05:01 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Hey Eric, I don't think it's about being miserable. Kathy Bates played an obsessive fangirl who broke the ankles of the author she "loved" just to keep him close. Just sayin.




Meh, whatever floats his/your boat. People don't listen half the time anyway & only hear/perceive what they want to.

What can I say, I've got alot of steam to vent, should I be apologetic for that?




Meh, you can apologize if you want, but for what...I don't know. I was "just sayin" just to say it and I didn't expect a response from you.

Perceive that how you want. Nothing is real anyways.



Dear Marley, the only thing that is real is the boner that suddenly materializes in my pants everytime I look at your avatar. Carry on sweet lady
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#426750 - 05/27/09 05:04 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Crocodile Offline
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Perceive that how you want. Nothing is real anyways.




Marley Mason=Sasha Grey except cute. And solipicism is much more fun than existentialism anyway.
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#426751 - 05/27/09 05:12 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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haha Croc, it's not real. I fake it.




edit...nevermind.


Edited by MarleyMason (05/27/09 05:13 PM)
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#426752 - 05/27/09 07:41 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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haha Croc, it's not real. I fake it.




She is faking it alright- she is propping those puppies up with her forearms.

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#426753 - 05/27/09 07:44 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Also, the one with the predator and Fritos is definitely Sam Shane. Monkey tagged her as feeding her kids cat food and corn chips a while back so I'm sure that's the intent.

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#426754 - 05/27/09 08:17 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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6. sweaty black guy.
empty sack
semi.

Pretty.

7.shit

Ceara

8.Eight is a fuxor.

Dread locked alien killer.
projects.
cat food.
fucken fritos.

I say Fatman.

9.Fuck it has to be Stevie Why.

10.The other faggot..c3x

You just know Monstar is going to show up sooner or later, but where?. lol






I love the thought process behind some of the guesses.

Im considering getting rid of 9, even I struggle to put it together and it came from me.

Quote:

Your admiration for me is frightening Monkey, should I get my lawyer to file harassment & stalking charges?




I respect your boundaries and if you feel im coming on too strong just let me know and ill ease off............

Quote:

Also, the one with the predator and Fritos is definitely Sam Shane. Monkey tagged her as feeding her kids cat food and corn chips a while back so I'm sure that's the intent.






Cat food and cornchips was a creation of sammura towards kyoto, which to this day is the funniest thing ive read here at xpt, not to say that 8 is sammura though.
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#426755 - 05/27/09 11:48 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Also, the one with the predator and Fritos is definitely Sam Shane. Monkey tagged her as feeding her kids cat food and corn chips a while back so I'm sure that's the intent.




NOOOOOOOOOOO i said someone jerks off so much in their room it smell like cornships and catfood.i do live in the projects. but i am fucking hot section 8 welfare whore.

hey monkey do you still want me to fart in ya face like you asked me threw that pm you sent.? been drinking milk all day
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#426756 - 05/27/09 11:53 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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4.


PLUSPLUS


WHO AM I?




That is fucking hilarious. Nice one, Monkey.
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#426757 - 05/28/09 03:20 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Also, the one with the predator and Fritos is definitely Sam Shane. Monkey tagged her as feeding her kids cat food and corn chips a while back so I'm sure that's the intent.




NOOOOOOOOOOO i said someone jerks off so much in their room it smell like cornships and catfood.i do live in the projects. but i am fucking hot section 8 welfare whore.

hey monkey do you still want me to fart in ya face like you asked me threw that pm you sent.? been drinking milk all day




ummm yes mistress sammura


Quote:

That is fucking hilarious. Nice one, Monkey.





Hey Holly, has Chris Conner aka Swami asked how your husband is and or asked to talk to him?
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#426758 - 05/28/09 09:02 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

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Also, the one with the predator and Fritos is definitely Sam Shane. Monkey tagged her as feeding her kids cat food and corn chips a while back so I'm sure that's the intent.




NOOOOOOOOOOO i said someone jerks off so much in their room it smell like cornships and catfood.i do live in the projects. but i am fucking hot section 8 welfare whore.

hey monkey do you still want me to fart in ya face like you asked me threw that pm you sent.? been drinking milk all day




ummm yes mistress sammura


Quote:

That is fucking hilarious. Nice one, Monkey.





Hey Holly, has Chris Conner aka Swami asked how your husband is and or asked to talk to him?




Erm, nope... why would he?
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#426759 - 05/28/09 09:48 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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thats me?
lol
but im not black
?
shrug
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#426760 - 05/28/09 10:27 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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So does that mean you had me in mind for number 9 or something else? Besides the Carrot Top/red hair I don't think I'm a big fucking cry baby.
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#426761 - 05/28/09 11:16 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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So does that mean you had me in mind for number 9 or something else? Besides the Carrot Top/red hair I don't think I'm a big fucking cry baby.





You are. You probably have a lisp and when you get going you slobber all over the place. Even your computer monitor is sick of you.
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#426762 - 05/28/09 01:20 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Perceive that how you want. Nothing is real anyways.




And solipicism is much more fun than existentialism anyway.




For you.
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#426763 - 05/28/09 02:28 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Okay... This thread is fucken driving me shithouse nuts.

6. Tritone

7.Ceara

8.Sammy "the whammy' Shane., whats shakin,doll?.

9.Chico T?.

10. c3x
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#426764 - 05/28/09 03:10 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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I can't see #9 being Stevie Why. No Legos or Star Wars action figures.
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#426765 - 05/28/09 03:22 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Right on tup.

6 and 9 are fucken killers.


This is a good thread, YES!
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#426766 - 05/28/09 03:33 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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You are. You probably have a lisp and when you get going you slobber all over the place. Even your computer monitor is sick of you.



Aww, Steve Why is funny and sweet.


6. Pretty

7.Ceara

8. Sammura

9. Me? (Red hair, lame jokes, screaming baby and Bornyo having a meltdown?)

10. Bornyo
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#426767 - 05/28/09 03:37 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
gia jordan Offline
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10 is obvs cxxx. jizz, food, and texas longhorns. now i'm second guessing who might be #9. Lisa Sparxxx fucked Carrot Top, but she doesn't post here. Carrot Top does roids. Who here is roided out and cries a lot?
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#426768 - 05/28/09 05:04 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Quote:

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Perceive that how you want. Nothing is real anyways.




And solipicism is much more fun than existentialism anyway.




For you.




Obviously...it's not like anything else exist anyway.
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#426769 - 05/28/09 05:44 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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You are. You probably have a lisp and when you get going you slobber all over the place. Even your computer monitor is sick of you.



Aww, Steve Why is funny and sweet.


6. Pretty

7.Ceara

8. Sammura

9. Me? (Red hair, lame jokes, screaming baby and Bornyo having a meltdown?)

10. Bornyo





You have red hair?. See, now that's why tits or gtfo is so fucken important. We should all get a pass on that one because ginger didn't share her soul-less daywalker spirit with the group.

My best friend growing up was an italian kid and his hot lil sister was a daywalker. I'll stop there because their old man was a State Cop Detective and well, ya.
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#426770 - 05/28/09 05:49 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Lisa Sparxxx fucked Carrot Top, but she doesn't post here. Carrot Top does roids. Who here is roided out and cries a lot?




Aww fuck... Lisa Sparxxx? That shit will screw me like days gone by xpt legend 05 SAMMURA reference did last round.

I'll still say roided out crybaby bitch is Chico t.

Where the fuck is burg, floof, mr. 2cit, and B to lend helpfull hints?. For fucks sake!
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#426771 - 05/28/09 06:45 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Bornyo Offline
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I already said I think Soopergrizz got it right. At first I thought 7 might be Monkey picking on Gia but I realized that was only because she recently had a birthday thread.

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#426772 - 05/28/09 07:25 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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7? I call on ghosts of the past and you answer 7?.

I fucken know 7.

Here's how it is.

Winner gets one hour with Sammy Shane, yes?
My kid goes to a private Catholic school.
Ya follow?.
Fucken one hour in October at the Science Fair could bridge the gap between science and religion. In my minds eye I see a poster board that reads:

The Missing Link - My Life Without A Soul.

Sam Shane could be there to answer questions like... serial killer vs abortion. Taste the pro life and miss the chair, it's liberal. Fucken five holes is five holes, yes?. So Jesus went out like that, why does jizz predicate a certain lifestyle?.

Ho check...


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#426773 - 05/28/09 07:34 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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7? I call on ghosts of the past and you answer 7?.

I fucken know 7.

Here's how it is.

Winner gets one hour with Sammy Shane, yes?
My kid goes to a private Catholic school.
Ya follow?.
Fucken one hour in October at the Science Fair could bridge the gap between science and religion. In my minds eye I see a poster board that reads:

The Missing Link - My Life Without A Soul.

Sam Shane could be there to answer questions like... serial killer vs abortion. Taste the pro life and miss the chair, it's liberal. Fucken five holes is five holes, yes?. So Jesus went out like that, why does jizz predicate a certain lifestyle?.

Ho check...





um you got me on this one i don't understand what the fuck you are sayn
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#426774 - 05/28/09 08:07 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Answer time


Thick Mike Tyson Neck, deflated balloon (I'll let you connect the dots on that one, once i reveal who it is) and a truck

Answer: Pretty

7. Dressing up poo, louis armstrong smile, and a birthday tiara

Answer: Ceara

8. Predator, the projects, cat food and corn chips

Answer Sammura's shane

9. This one I hate, was supposed to be annoying carrot top, plus an even more annoying baby crying plus angry shouting men, I didnt want to go with meth, or a picture of britney spears dirving with her kid on her lap, because it would've been too easy, though it is ironic that electro was the only one to guess this one correctly.

answer: Electro

10.

splattered cum, a picture of a large meal and a longhorn sign

answer: Christian X



There was a common theme among these 5, all have had at least one penis in their mouth before, maybe I should've given that clue at the start



Quote:

Erm, nope... why would he?





Thats a question he should ask himself, why would (do) I? Hows married life treating you?



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#426775 - 05/28/09 09:32 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Sammura33 Offline
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Answer time


Thick Mike Tyson Neck, deflated balloon (I'll let you connect the dots on that one, once i reveal who it is) and a truck

Answer: Pretty

7. Dressing up poo, louis armstrong smile, and a birthday tiara

Answer: Ceara

8. Predator, the projects, cat food and corn chips

Answer Sammura's shane

9. This one I hate, was supposed to be annoying carrot top, plus an even more annoying baby crying plus angry shouting men, I didnt want to go with meth, or a picture of britney spears dirving with her kid on her lap, because it would've been too easy, though it is ironic that electro was the only one to guess this one correctly.

answer: Electro

10.

splattered cum, a picture of a large meal and a longhorn sign

answer: Christian X



There was a common theme among these 5, all have had at least one penis in their mouth before, maybe I should've given that clue at the start



Quote:

Erm, nope... why would he?





Thats a question he should ask himself, why would (do) I? Hows married life treating you?








I GOT ONE BUT IF I POST IT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHO YOU ARE..LOL
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#426776 - 05/28/09 10:15 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
pretty Offline
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but im not black?
i dont get it
i mean
the rig gave it away
while monkeys clever, that wasnt very subliminal lol
but im like, as white as white comes?
whatever
as soon as someone can resize my blonde pic for me lol i will say you can suck on my fat neck
youre such a douchenozzle
lol


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#426777 - 05/29/09 02:37 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I GOT ONE BUT IF I POST IT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHO YOU ARE..LOL




Jules Jordan again?


Quote:

but im not black?
i dont get it




I never said you were black, just that you have the same neck as the heavyweight champion of the world from the mid 80s to early 90s, who happens to be black. Would you prefer if I used andre the giant instead?


Okay starting the next (and final?) round.
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#426778 - 05/29/09 02:42 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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11.


PLUSPLUS
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#426779 - 05/29/09 02:47 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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12.

PLUSPLUS
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#426780 - 05/29/09 02:53 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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13.


PLUSPLUS
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#426781 - 05/29/09 02:58 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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14.

PLUSPLUS
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#426782 - 05/29/09 03:04 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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15.

PLUSPLUS
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#426783 - 05/29/09 05:10 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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11 is Bishop, I guess.

Rest: no idea. Half of the pics don't mean a thing to me and I am not very good at visual cryptogrammes.

It's a very funny thread, btw.
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#426784 - 05/29/09 05:25 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Is #12 Monstar?
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#426785 - 05/29/09 06:56 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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ask bishop he is the one that told me on the phone and if he is lying, i will just go to adult fyi and tell gene the info and bishop would have to explain why he lied, because you know a lot of industry people want to beat the hell out of you, so why would bishop be dumb enough to just throw out a random name.
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#426786 - 05/29/09 09:25 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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from monkey
you have already played the "I know who you are card" and failed. If you really knew you wouldve posted it a long time ago, why you of all people would feel the need to protect me makes less sense then the guys who pay you for any sort of sexual release. What happened to the nice sammura, you are a big meanie.



lets see you talked about

kurt
lex
shawn
skeeter
told personal things about porn whores that only someone who was actually there on a set could tell.
like i said i trying to keep you from getting hurt dumbass.
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#426787 - 05/29/09 09:55 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Lou said:
Quote:

You have red hair?. See, now that's why tits or gtfo is so fucken important. We should all get a pass on that one because ginger didn't share her soul-less daywalker spirit with the group.



It's "magenta".




^Shit makes me laugh so hard!


OK so....

11. LouCypher "Wacky Wednesday"

12. Monstar

13. I have noo idea.

14. Chico?

15. BF thinks it's me again.
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#426788 - 05/29/09 10:15 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Sammura33 Offline
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monkey is NOT a director, but he is part of the industry,even tho he is a outsider.he talks shit about HIMSELF to throw yall off.even tho he is VERY popular,when he be at industry events he stands off by himself not talking to anyone.
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#426789 - 05/29/09 10:17 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Sammura33 Offline
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: Smelly Monkey

haha sounds like me. Its okay because I know this isnt the real sammura anyways, ip aint from chitown
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#426790 - 05/29/09 10:24 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
electrostatic Offline
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The fuck is going on here? Did I miss something?
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#426791 - 05/29/09 10:29 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Could someone tell me what those test tube like things in #15 are?

I can't make any associations with flowers and laboratory equipment.

Thanks.
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#426792 - 05/29/09 11:24 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
14 is Chico. Am I 12? I posted a pic of my back on here, I am prone to buying faggoty grooming products, but the Tom Arnold I don't get...
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#426793 - 05/29/09 11:28 AM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Could someone tell me what those test tube like things in #15 are?

I can't make any associations with flowers and laboratory equipment.

Thanks.



They are ...

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#426794 - 05/29/09 12:23 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Could someone tell me what those test tube like things in #15 are?

I can't make any associations with flowers and laboratory equipment.

Thanks.




those look like the kind of plastic flowers that heavy breathers like Sports Swami have reportedly sent to PW's dumb enough to surrender their home address. not sure about the rest of the pics for #15- the chopsticks are throwing me off of Swami since I've never seen a chubby dude be able to hold them. Kyoto maybe?

given how inside some of these pics are, seems like they end up being a rohrschach test more than anything- we see what we want to see.

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#426795 - 05/29/09 12:59 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Is #12 Monstar?




The eyeliner is a dead giveaway.
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#426796 - 05/29/09 01:27 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Apparently the things I thought were test tubes are pipes for smoking either meth or crack.

I got a PM from someone and followed the image back to the source. It says they are crack pipes. I am pretty sure one could use something like that for meth though.

Meth heads take note: amphetamine is highly digestible you would get a better effect from eating it than from snorting or smoking it.

It'll take slightly longer to hit your nervous system but amphetamines are absorbed very well by humans via ingestion. Better than smoking from what I understand.
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#426797 - 05/29/09 01:44 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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11. Bishop - shirtless negro, white on the inside, loves his chillun'
12. Monstar - Redskin, owes career to women; eyeliner
13. ??
14.Chico/Sergio - Cuban, high testosterone; unfunny wrestling (MMA)
15. Gigi?
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#426798 - 05/29/09 02:58 PM Re: Can you guess the XPT Poster?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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7? I call on ghosts of the past and you answer 7?.

I fucken know 7.

Here's how it is.

Winner gets one hour with Sammy Shane, yes?
My kid goes to a private Catholic school.
Ya follow?.
Fucken one hour in October at the Science Fair could bridge the gap between science and religion. In my minds eye I see a poster board that reads:

The Missing Link - My Life Without A Soul.

Sam Shane could be there to answer questions like... serial killer vs abortion. Taste the pro life and miss the chair, it's liberal. Fucken five holes is five holes, yes?. So Jesus went out like that, why does jizz predicate a certain lifestyle?.

Ho check...





um you got me on this one i don't understand what the fuck you are sayn




Thats more than fair Sammy... I had a very long short week and well, it spilled over here. I had you pegged as a spastic tard type and you proved me wrong. Cool.

I really did have a good laugh when I re-read that shit though. Fucken missing link at a Catholic science fair??. Who says that?. HAW.

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