I think its time for porn to have plots and really corny lines again. I went back to my tove of vhs tapes and even stuff like Whale Tail and White Trash Whores seemed nostalgic. Stroke value was excellent. No elevator music though.

And remember those terrible compilations? Well, they actually are kinda reminiscent of free pron now, 5 minute clips with no context. One man's waste is another mans soap. No fishsticks.

My avatar approves this comment,,,,