First and foremost, when there were whispers and ATF vans on the news outside his residences, Vick flat out lied to Roger Goodell when he told him that there was "nothing to worry about".

Goodell is a hammer. Vick's a below average QB on the NFL level, and is damaged goods to say the least. His return to the NFL is a very, very, verrrrrrry long shot.

I could maybe see him in Canada, Arena, or whatever this goofy new league is coming up. He could make a decent living for a little while, but he's some kind of sociopath and I wager he'll take a ride down the Maurice Clarett highway to prison, the poorhouse, or both before all is said and done.

Then again, there's always Jayzus to bail him out.