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Could this mean Smelly and Smartt are related, albeit from a distance? Uncle Smelly Monkey?





YES. That would be the greatest storyline ever, if i turned out to be smartt's father. Lucky that my penis didn't work from 1964-76 otherwise theres an outsider's chance that i might of been.

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interesting theory. however, all information concerning smartt is classified. no one will know the true answer as to what smartt is. info about him takes up an entire wing at the Pentagon.

an assassination on smartt was attempted in the 80's but the sniper bullet bounced off his 80 pound head.

if you combined aliens and Osama Bin Laden into one entity smartt would still be 1000 times worse. he's pure filth from head to toe.



kyoto you have to explain where this hatred for smartt came from, what happend.
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