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Smartt's mother was rooting through a dumpster. A shaved, retarded ape that recently escaped from a circus



Could this mean Smelly and Smartt are related, albeit from a distance? Uncle Smelly Monkey?



interesting theory. however, all information concerning smartt is classified. no one will know the true answer as to what smartt is. info about him takes up an entire wing at the Pentagon.

an assassination on smartt was attempted in the 80's but the sniper bullet bounced off his 80 pound head.

if you combined aliens and Osama Bin Laden into one entity smartt would still be 1000 times worse. he's pure filth from head to toe.