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#425159 - 05/25/09 03:59 PM
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Italian and Greek women often have mustache problems and hair growing out of weird places.
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#425161 - 05/25/09 10:41 PM
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Italian and Greek women often have mustache problems and hair growing out of weird places.
The ones that are worth fucking have discovered laser hair removal.
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#425163 - 05/25/09 11:01 PM
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being a jew is a state of mind
examples: Gunker, Elaborator, Bla200, Charin
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#425166 - 05/27/09 11:35 AM
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You suck! Go away!
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#425167 - 05/28/09 10:12 PM
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Please ppost the names of any porn whores who have never done IR. The Mudshark Thread would like to honor them for their integrity and purity.
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#425170 - 05/30/09 03:08 AM
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Ah, say, Gia? Do you wanna explain this shit? Someone slipped this under my door in a plain manila envelope. Ya know, it's all starting to fit together now. Hanging around the set of "Oh no! There's a Negro in My Mom" when you've got no real reason to be there. Calling the convict stuntcocks "boo". Offering to provide alibis to their parole officers whenever they need it. WTF? It's called self-worth. Look into it.
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#425171 - 05/30/09 07:34 PM
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#425172 - 05/30/09 10:02 PM
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Why are most mudsharks attracted to negroes?
F. - They fall in love with a man who HAPPENS to be black.
Edited by tritone (05/30/09 10:03 PM)
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#425174 - 05/31/09 08:08 AM
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#425175 - 05/31/09 08:16 AM
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Funny, tritone's answer was the closest to the truth.
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#425178 - 06/01/09 06:38 PM
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#425182 - 06/02/09 10:05 PM
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#425183 - 06/03/09 01:06 PM
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1244005502Coke Stevenson">
<p>Your 13 year-old daughter has her first real boyfriend. You answer the phone and he asks for her with ......
Well, how about this? He speaks with a neutral accent that you could almost mistaken for "white". Later you meet him and he happens to be black.
He treats your daughter like a queen and shows great deference to your authority.
But he IS black.
What do you do?
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#425185 - 06/03/09 01:54 PM
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I'd choose both C&D.... with a little backhand if she even looked like she wanted to try and argue an opposing position to mine then we'd look for a new school with a brighter demographic.
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#425188 - 06/04/09 03:03 PM
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#425192 - 06/04/09 11:02 PM
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1244005502Coke Stevenson"> <p>Your 13 year-old daughter has her first real boyfriend. You answer the phone and he asks for her with ......
Well, how about this? He speaks with a neutral accent that you could almost mistaken for "white". Later you meet him and he happens to be black.
He treats your daughter like a queen and shows great deference to your authority.
But he IS black.
What do you do?
Isn't that kind of like asking what he would do in the case of a nuclear disaster, assuming that radiation smells like strawberries on a warm summer day and leads to a healthy life? I mean sure it changes the equation but it bears no resemblance to reality so what's the point?
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#425193 - 06/04/09 11:44 PM
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The Mudshark Thread - Honey of the Week:
Sunny Dae
This gal doesn't do IR. She's is from south of the Mason Dixon Line. Georgia to be exact. It's comforting to know there are still a few pockets down there where people understand right and wrong. They'd no sooner do it with a colored than with a fucking giraffe at the zoo. Kudos to her parents for raising her right.
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#425195 - 06/05/09 06:24 AM
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The Mudshark Thread doesn't necessarily celebrate mudsharkism. The honorary title "Honey of the Week" is similar to "Miss America". It embodies and signifies all the qualities young women should aspire to have: purity, integrity, self-esteem, knowledge of biology etc.
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#425197 - 06/05/09 08:01 AM
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"... Kudos to her parents for raising her right. "
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I'm sure daddy's pleased his little muffin is sucking white wood for cash.
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#425199 - 06/07/09 01:17 AM
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Bump. This thread can't die.
Does the goat in this article qualify as a mudshark? FWIW, the goat was so ashamed that it decided to kill itself.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6619983.stm
Edited by JasonH (06/07/09 01:41 AM)
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#425202 - 06/07/09 10:51 AM
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Dude, don't hate on Tony Parker because he's banging Smurfette Longoria, or because he's black. The reason to hate Tony Parker is clearly because he is French.
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#425203 - 06/07/09 10:04 PM
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To muddy the waters even further...
"From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_episode
The Shark episode or Mudshark incident was an alleged event which took place at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, WA, on 28 July 1969, involving Richard Cole, a road manager for English rock band Led Zeppelin, and members of the American psychedelic rock band Vanilla Fudge. The bands were in Seattle for their appearance at the Seattle Pop Festival at Gold Creek Park on 27 July 1969,[1] and were staying at the Edgewater Inn. This hotel, now known as the Edgewater Hotel, is located directly on Puget Sound, and at the time allowed guests to fish directly from their room windows.[2]
The Edgewater Hotel on Puget Sound. Guests were once allowed to fish from the windows.
The Shark episode is alleged to have involved some type of sexual act with a fish. However, there are many variations on the story, all involving one or some of the band members, as well as variations of the type of fish (often claimed to be a shark), and the nature of the acts performed.
(There's even more on the wiki page...and if you didn't catch the Zappa reference above (like me) after you read this you will)
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#425207 - 06/08/09 01:46 AM
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Kimora doesn't belong in this thread...
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