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#42515 - 07/31/04 07:24 PM How Smartt was born: abridged version
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	Smartt's mother was rooting through a dumpster. A shaved, retarded ape that recently escaped from a circus happened upon smartt's mom. The ape, recognizing one of it's own species, proceeded to have sex with smartt's mom. The ape's vile seed came in contact with mommy's egg and the most filthy, disgusting 'thing' in the world was created: Smartt The End
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#42516 - 07/31/04 07:33 PM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	This made me laugh as hard as i can remember i have no idea why, but it really made me laugh so hard that no sound came out. I think maybe because i could picture it happening, a real ugly , hairy woman going through a bin only to have a demented shaved ape rape her and then pan forward 9 months to see a identical smaller version of the ape named smartt. Its just too funny to me. One of the best yet. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#42517 - 08/01/04 02:18 AM HA HA KYOTO IS SO FUNNY!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Attachments 37944-belly.jpg (38 downloads) _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#42518 - 08/01/04 03:14 AM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: The ape, recognizing one of it's own species, proceeded to have sex with smartt's mom. Was it a male ape or a pre-op Brazilian tranny ape? Quote: The ape's vile seed came in contact with mommy's egg and the most filthy, disgusting 'thing' in the world was created: Smartt Is this a parable about the terrible consequences of unprotected sex in Brazil? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#42519 - 08/01/04 03:35 AM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Quote: The ape, recognizing one of it's own species, proceeded to have sex with smartt's mom. Was it a male ape or a pre-op Brazilian tranny ape? Quote: The ape's vile seed came in contact with mommy's egg and the most filthy, disgusting 'thing' in the world was created: Smartt Is this a parable about the terrible consequences of unprotected sex in Brazil? _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#42520 - 08/01/04 03:41 AM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
Pussy Power AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/02/03 Posts: 476 Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...	Quote: This made me laugh as hard as i can remember i have no idea why, but it really made me laugh so hard that no sound came out. I think maybe because i could picture it happening, a real ugly , hairy woman going through a bin only to have a demented shaved ape rape her and then pan forward 9 months to see a identical smaller version of the ape named smartt. Its just too funny to me. One of the best yet. It made you laugh because you're so thick you do not recognise real humor. You'd laugh at anything. LB. _________________________ http://www.freewebs.com/lordbyron/
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#42521 - 08/01/04 05:20 AM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	A tremoundous thread to bring back the band of urinating monkeys to do what they do best on an image of smartt. Let the band play on. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#42522 - 08/01/04 04:34 PM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	_________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#42523 - 08/02/04 06:58 PM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Smartt's mother was rooting through a dumpster. A shaved, retarded ape that recently escaped from a circus Could this mean Smelly and Smartt are related, albeit from a distance? Uncle Smelly Monkey? _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#42524 - 08/02/04 07:09 PM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	Quote: Quote: Smartt's mother was rooting through a dumpster. A shaved, retarded ape that recently escaped from a circus Could this mean Smelly and Smartt are related, albeit from a distance? Uncle Smelly Monkey? interesting theory. however, all information concerning smartt is classified. no one will know the true answer as to what smartt is. info about him takes up an entire wing at the Pentagon. an assassination on smartt was attempted in the 80's but the sniper bullet bounced off his 80 pound head. if you combined aliens and Osama Bin Laden into one entity smartt would still be 1000 times worse. he's pure filth from head to toe.
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#42525 - 08/02/04 07:47 PM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Could this mean Smelly and Smartt are related, albeit from a distance? Uncle Smelly Monkey? YES. That would be the greatest storyline ever, if i turned out to be smartt's father. Lucky that my penis didn't work from 1964-76 otherwise theres an outsider's chance that i might of been. Quote: interesting theory. however, all information concerning smartt is classified. no one will know the true answer as to what smartt is. info about him takes up an entire wing at the Pentagon. an assassination on smartt was attempted in the 80's but the sniper bullet bounced off his 80 pound head. if you combined aliens and Osama Bin Laden into one entity smartt would still be 1000 times worse. he's pure filth from head to toe. kyoto you have to explain where this hatred for smartt came from, what happend. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#42526 - 08/02/04 08:05 PM Re: How Smartt was born: abridged version
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Quote: kyoto you have to explain where this hatred for smartt came from, what happend. I love it. To quote Dennis Leary when he still smoked, I'm sitting here with a hard-on and a big fucking hamburger on the end of it. I think you could power a mid-sized American city if you harnessed the hatred Kyoto has for Snitt. _________________________
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