Gutter Mouths 9
JM Productions
Well, you could go one way or the other with the title, right? Either these chicks are supposed to be spewing filthy epithets while they get drilled- all sorts of crazed, obscene screeching and foul mouthed ranting- or they literally have "gutter mouths", like the cold-sore girl from American Bukkake 10, which is an entirely different genre altogether. Thankfully, were talking about the former here. At least in theory. Although the sex in Guttermouths 9 is plenty sizzling, the pornstresses on display really don't have very dirty mouths, beyond the usual "You want me to suck your dick? I'm sucking your dick!" and "Yeah, baby, put it in my ass!" and the ever popular "Uh! Uh! Oh! Uh!" Now, rough and ready newbie Maggie Star, she's got a fuckin' Guttermouth , jack. ("Take it out of her shitter and put it in my fucking mouth...I want to taste that fucking shit, gimmie that shit!"- ATM mania From cum Swapping Sluts 4) Anyway, despite a disappointing lack of truly dirty talk, this one's still got it's charms. First scene features Alexandre Nice in some low-rent Tiki-prom fantasy scene. Alex gets a lot of ass-banging done in this one, and she has the same hypnotic, faraway look as supergroupie Chloe does when it's happening. Right on. I dig a chick that achieves blissful, narcotic effects from buttfucking. Then there's the exotic (Hawaiian?)Alex Dane, who is as impossibly pretty as ever. I remember seeing her in mostly lesbo-romps back in the early 90's, and she hasn't aged a bit. She's also one of the all-time great blowjob queens, and she works her craft with finesse poolside on some lucky fucker here. She gets ass-boned too, and when the guy finally pulls out, it makes the weirdest sound- like a deflating helium balloon,or something. I wonder if she can do that at will? It's a conversation starter, that's for sure. Former fluffer Candy Apples takes on three jock jerks in a mock trashed warehouse in the next scene- she's actually got the foulest mouth of all the girls, but you can hardly hear her with all the impatient demands going on amongst the stunt dicks.(Dick #1-"Suck my dick, you fuckin' whore." Dick #2- Yeah, suck his dick, whore !") Still, Candy is gorgeous, a stacked, statuesque blonde bombshell in tattered fishnets and Betty Page bangs.I've heard women give birth with less yelling and screaming then Miss Apples displays here, but I reckon that's the point, right? Finally, we cool things down with one Elizabeth Star, a slightly long-in-the-tooth chick with platinum blonde hair but a bushy brunette pussy, and basketball sized tits that are easily bigger than her head. I am not entirely sure that Lizzy didn't start life as a Brazilian boy...you'll have to decide for yourself, 'cuz she started freaking me out after a couple minutes.

All in all, it's a solid array of straight-ahead hardcore with plenty of anal hijinx and a good pint or so of facial cream, but thematically- well, I had a dirtier mouth on me when the wife made me hang new window shades last week. What do you say for number 10, we round up a bunch of foxy Tourette's Syndrome sufferers, and really have a party?
-Sleazegrinder