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#424836 - 05/18/09 05:06 AM Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Smelly Monkey mentioned her in a recent post and posted some pictures. I opened my email this morning and Sam sent me this message. I won't go so far as to say I love her like I love Gypsy but she speaks her mind and doesn't pull any punches. What's not to like about that?



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#424837 - 05/18/09 05:20 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
gia jordan Offline
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sammura was during my lurking days, but i was here during her return. her best posts are when she fought with monkey or smiling arab. she emailed me once, but nothing was said of padova or malice. she simply emailed to tell me she hated my hair because it was too 'alt.' then she emailed me again to correct me on a post, saying, 'what the fuck? black people can't like depeche mode?' side note: what career move would fucking malice get me? what? from whore to uber whore/now with platinum package? what's he gonna do? call steve hirsch and make me a vivid girl? i miss sammura.
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#424838 - 05/18/09 05:38 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Sammura tells it like it is. I dig it.
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#424839 - 05/18/09 06:27 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol
bishop is very sweet on the phone

he called me on my birthday
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#424840 - 05/18/09 01:05 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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She wrote back. She can't register with a new name, she says, because Malice banned her IP. Here's the latest.



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#424841 - 05/18/09 01:21 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
gia jordan Offline
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OMG SHE SAW HER THREAD AND WROTE BACK!!!! PLEASE UNBLOCK SAMMURA SHANE'S IP!!!!

P.s. I fucked Malice because I liked him and wanted to go outside 'my type' for once. He doesn't have cancer. Not even fake cancer.
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#424842 - 05/18/09 04:11 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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There is some truth to what she is saying.

I wouldn’t say XPT kills careers but I would say defending yourself with the same abandon as some of the posters attack, could be detrimental. I know I scaled back because of it.

I can go toe to toe with a lot of the fucking morons on here but at the end of the day no one outside of their immediate family knows who the fuck they are. LG, Free, etc. can all act under a cloud of anonymity. I can’t. When I go to industry gigs, people have commented about what I have written on XPT.

People like team eletro have nothing to lose, and apparently little lives, so they can post on here all day long. But is Child Protective Services really going to go after her for being a shitty mom? Naw. Does anyone from Granada Hills High care? Not at all.

So they really have nothing to lose. And while I can poke holes in all the backwards logic that some of the douchebags on here (or that leave comments on sites) use, at the end of the day, I’m almost justifying their existence.

And is worth it to textually bitch slap some fucking retard around versus potentially scare off a potential client because I was wishing death on some douchebag? It might not be seen in a positive light, out of context. LOL

So pretty much I’m going to just chill...
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#424843 - 05/18/09 04:19 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Just to clarify, She sent me that message last night. You can see from the prior message header I hadn't heard from her since 10/07.

Her own behaviour kind of makes your argument Monstar. Way back when she was planning on coming to Vegas she was publicly (here on this board) trying to get some work out of Jeff and/or Malice but she lost her cool on here before it ever happened and that (among other things) probably cost her any chance of working for JM.

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#424844 - 05/18/09 04:30 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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The fact that she's ugly as hell has nothing to do with her lack of success, of course. It's all XPT fault.
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#424845 - 05/18/09 04:41 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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I like how she summed up Rob: "rob...lol".

All her talk about private notes and Gen Padova makes me worry that some of the things I told Gen might have been disseminated in some of these private notes.

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#424846 - 05/18/09 05:19 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I am upset that Sam, one of my favorite posters doesn't write to me
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#424847 - 05/19/09 12:32 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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I am upset that Sam, one of my favorite posters doesn't write to me


+1
Let me also reiterate that I would have done a scene with Sammura in the middle of Hollywood blvd. in broad daylight.
Her ass is sinful.
+1 to Monster as well, voiceing an opinion in a public forum without benefit of anonimity can affect you at work AND at home, some folks will never understand the line that has to be walked to post as ones self.
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#424848 - 05/19/09 09:09 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Im going to have Malice unban her. Let the games begin.
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#424849 - 05/19/09 09:12 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
I smell bacon water.

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#424850 - 05/19/09 09:13 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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hmmmmmmmmmm you said i'm ugly,might as well go kill myself and leave my kids to the system.
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#424851 - 05/19/09 09:22 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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i forgot she didn't say he can't fuck she said his dick don't work
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#424852 - 05/19/09 09:27 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Why doesn't she just change her IP? Just disconnect the damn router for ten minutes or so, then reconnect and you have a new IP...
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#424853 - 05/19/09 09:28 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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yup tony. you know it's true.so stop reading my post and go beat that limp dick of yours against a rock
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#424854 - 05/19/09 09:28 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Folks I believe the IP problem is resolved.

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#424855 - 05/19/09 09:29 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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you know your a bad motherfucka when you get banned from XXX PORNTALK..LMAO!
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#424856 - 05/19/09 09:29 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Jigaloo Offline
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How are we going to solve her lack of a shift key?
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#424857 - 05/19/09 09:30 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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You need an avatar Sammura.


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#424858 - 05/19/09 09:33 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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I HATE THAT PICTURE! lol
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#424859 - 05/19/09 09:35 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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shut yo nerdy ass up! *Jigaloo adjusting his glasses* snort snort she didn't use the shift key.lol
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#424860 - 05/19/09 09:38 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Jigaloo Offline
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Are you still collecting child porn?
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#424861 - 05/19/09 09:39 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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I'd rather you not use the shift key at all instead of the caps lock fad phase you went through.

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#424862 - 05/19/09 09:42 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Are you still collecting child porn?




i like grown men dick.
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#424863 - 05/19/09 09:43 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Quote:

I'd rather you not use the shift key at all instead of the caps lock fad phase you went through.




i was yelling motherfucka...lol
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#424864 - 05/19/09 10:43 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Hey, tatty here Sammura. I have read some of your old posts. They are truly enlightening and informative. You put Toni Morrison and Maya Angelou to shame. Question: How recent is the pic in your avatar?
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#424865 - 05/19/09 11:50 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Welcome back Sam, looking good Ma...
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#424866 - 05/19/09 12:00 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
gia jordan Offline
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Sammura!!! Welcome back.
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#424867 - 05/19/09 12:21 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

She wrote back. She can't register with a new name, she says, because Malice banned her IP. Here's the latest.







Could she be any more bitter/jealous?

Its funny what shes jealous about too, that shes not attactive enough to advance her career by sleeping with those above her.


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She wrote back. She can't register with a new name, she says, because Malice banned her IP. Here's the latest.





Good to see her problem solving skills are below donny long's and that spammer who tells us how to avoid bank fees.


Quote:

There is some truth to what she is saying.

I wouldn’t say XPT kills careers but I would say defending yourself with the same abandon as some of the posters attack, could be detrimental. I know I scaled back because of it.

I can go toe to toe with a lot of the fucking morons on here but at the end of the day no one outside of their immediate family knows who the fuck they are. LG, Free, etc. can all act under a cloud of anonymity. I can’t. When I go to industry gigs, people have commented about what I have written on XPT.




Ohh please, you're not running for office, and for a person in your field of choice you should know any publicity is good publicity as long as you don't burn bridges with those you need and I don't recall you taking shots at anyone who hires your whores.
You built your rep (pains me to write) on these boards (along with adt ,etc), so you take the good with the bad.


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And is worth it to textually bitch slap some fucking retard around versus potentially scare off a potential client because I was wishing death on some douchebag? It might not be seen in a positive light, out of context. LOL




You fear you won't be seen as professional by someone who takes 8 loads from the brandon irons mope squad?


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hmmmmmmmmmm you said i'm ugly,might as well go kill myself and leave my kids to the system.





Please do, the new you sucks, then again ive heard the new me sucks, how does a murder suicide sound?

Quote:

Why doesn't she just change her IP? Just disconnect the damn router for ten minutes or so, then reconnect and you have a new IP...




If she was able to solve that problem then world look out.


Quote:

I HATE THAT PICTURE! lol





Because its a close up of your face instead of taken 10 feet back like the one in your avatar?


Quote:

Welcome back Sam, looking good Ma...




I HAVE NO SON
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#424868 - 05/19/09 12:27 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
So I was browsing Sam's website to see what I might send her from her wishlist and I came away with more questions than answers.

On there I found an old pic she posted which follows for your viewing pleasure:



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#424869 - 05/19/09 12:29 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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The good times are here again!

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#424870 - 05/19/09 12:29 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
Then I came across some more recent photos. Sam do you mind sharing your nutritional and workout secrets with the board? We have a few threads going in world outside porn that might benefit from your healthy insights.



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#424871 - 05/19/09 12:30 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
I mean really girl...Gia Jordan has nothing on you.





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#424872 - 05/19/09 12:32 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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#424873 - 05/19/09 12:34 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
This one has a "You bettah check yo self, honky" kind of vibe.




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#424874 - 05/19/09 12:35 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
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#424875 - 05/19/09 12:36 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Quote:

Then I came across some more recent photos. Sam do you mind sharing your nutritional and workout secrets with the board? We have a few threads going in world outside porn that might benefit from your healthy insights.






The whole towel-as-curtain deal is off the fuckin' heezy. She be one of a kind...
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#424876 - 05/19/09 12:37 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Oops. I had her Amazon wishlist open in one tab and was browsing her site with one hand if you catch my drift. I came across this gem of hotness and made a mess of myself. After that I kind of lost desire like a guy does after an orgasm so I just closed the wishlist link without ordering anything and went over to espn.com



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#424877 - 05/19/09 12:39 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Sammura Shane hearts XPT



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#424878 - 05/19/09 12:42 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


The whole towel-as-curtain deal is off the fuckin' heezy. She be one of a kind...




I'm pretty sure that towel is a photographic technique to add some color to the reflected light. I mean, you see how white and sterile everything else in the room is don't you?

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#424879 - 05/19/09 01:51 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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smelly monkey- don't feel like reading all that shit nigga...lol
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#424880 - 05/19/09 01:56 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
oh patty,keep dreaming of the day that some white dude will walk out in public with ya nigger whore ass...lol
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#424881 - 05/19/09 02:14 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Smelly Monkey Offline
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smelly monkey- don't feel like reading all that shit nigga...lol




Yeah, was basically saying you were ugly a few different ways...lol
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#424882 - 05/19/09 02:19 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

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smelly monkey- don't feel like reading all that shit nigga...lol




Yeah, was basically saying you were ugly a few different ways...lol




monkey thinks i'm ugly.wow that is sooooooooooo new. i NEVER heard that from you before.

just give up asshole.your played out,i know who you are and i know why you talk shit
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#424883 - 05/19/09 02:24 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Smelly Monkey Offline
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smelly monkey- don't feel like reading all that shit nigga...lol




Yeah, was basically saying you were ugly a few different ways...lol




monkey thinks i'm ugly.wow that is sooooooooooo new. i NEVER heard that from you before.

just give up asshole.your played out,i know who you are and i know why you talk shit




Okay I'll change it up for you sammy.

You are beautiful, can you PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE post some sexy ass shots, (feels lunch coming up) I want to jerk to you in all your nude sexiness (throat fills), my nubian princess.


Who you got, lakers or nuggets?
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#424884 - 05/19/09 02:33 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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smelly monkey- don't feel like reading all that shit nigga...lol




Yeah, was basically saying you were ugly a few different ways...lol




monkey thinks i'm ugly.wow that is sooooooooooo new. i NEVER heard that from you before.

just give up asshole.your played out,i know who you are and i know why you talk shit




Okay I'll change it up for you sammy.

You are beautiful, can you PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE post some sexy ass shots, (feels lunch coming up) I want to jerk to you in all your nude sexiness (throat fills), my nubian princess.


Who you got, lakers or nuggets?






yup bitch all you got to do is tell the truth.you want me to piss on ya too right?
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#424885 - 05/19/09 02:37 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Smelly Monkey Offline
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smelly monkey- don't feel like reading all that shit nigga...lol




Yeah, was basically saying you were ugly a few different ways...lol




monkey thinks i'm ugly.wow that is sooooooooooo new. i NEVER heard that from you before.

just give up asshole.your played out,i know who you are and i know why you talk shit




Okay I'll change it up for you sammy.

You are beautiful, can you PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE post some sexy ass shots, (feels lunch coming up) I want to jerk to you in all your nude sexiness (throat fills), my nubian princess.


Who you got, lakers or nuggets?






yup bitch all you got to do is tell the truth.you want me to piss on ya too right?




Whats your son's vertical leap like? If its 40 inch plus i'll take him off your hands if you want him raised right.
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#424886 - 05/19/09 02:41 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
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smelly monkey- don't feel like reading all that shit nigga...lol




Yeah, was basically saying you were ugly a few different ways...lol




monkey thinks i'm ugly.wow that is sooooooooooo new. i NEVER heard that from you before.

just give up asshole.your played out,i know who you are and i know why you talk shit




Okay I'll change it up for you sammy.

You are beautiful, can you PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE post some sexy ass shots, (feels lunch coming up) I want to jerk to you in all your nude sexiness (throat fills), my nubian princess.


Who you got, lakers or nuggets?






yup bitch all you got to do is tell the truth.you want me to piss on ya too right?




Whats your son's vertical leap like? If its 40 inch plus i'll take him off your hands if you want him raised right.




hello i got 20 kids remember which one are you talking about
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#424887 - 05/19/09 02:44 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Smelly Monkey Offline
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hello i got 20 kids remember which one are you talking about




No, you have (had) two the last time you posted here, a boy (oldest) and girl , both with the same man I believe (how did you pull that off?). A person told me here that your son hurt himself once while you were responding to something I wrote here which is one of the reasons you hate me so much according to the person who told me.
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#424888 - 05/19/09 02:54 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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no someone told you wrong i got six and don't know who they daddy is
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#424889 - 05/19/09 03:12 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
tattypatty Offline
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oh patty,keep dreaming of the day that some white dude will walk out in public with ya nigger whore ass...lol





I dream of that very day, my dear. I think I might be Christian or Kurt's type but who can say. Hey did you just call me a nigger? Wow this place really is a den or racism....
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#424890 - 05/19/09 03:17 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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just stating the facts dear,we black chicks are nigger whores to white guys,but unlike you i play the role to get their money,while you hope they will marry you
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#424891 - 05/19/09 03:44 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
freestylah Offline
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So I was browsing Sam's website to see what I might send her from her wishlist and I came away with more questions than answers.
On there I found an old pic she posted which follows for your viewing pleasure:






This pic screams 'post-op tranny'. Can't exactly tell why, though.

Panzer, could you shed some light?
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#424892 - 05/19/09 03:45 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
tattypatty Offline
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Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...


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just stating the facts dear,we black chicks are nigger whores to white guys,but unlike you i play the role to get their money,while you hope they will marry you








It really would mean a lot to me if a white guy would make an honest sista out of me...



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#424893 - 05/19/09 03:47 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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Quote:

So I was browsing Sam's website to see what I might send her from her wishlist and I came away with more questions than answers.
On there I found an old pic she posted which follows for your viewing pleasure:






This pic screams 'post-op tranny'. Can't exactly tell why, though.

Panzer, could you shed some light?




yup i am a tranny who got six kids and smokes crack you wanna suck my dick?
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#424894 - 05/19/09 03:50 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:



Quote:


just stating the facts dear,we black chicks are nigger whores to white guys,but unlike you i play the role to get their money,while you hope they will marry you








It really would mean a lot to me if a white guy would make an honest sista out of me...








keep on dreaming SISTA.you should take a picture of someone doing that to you to post here,that will really make them like ya
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#424895 - 05/19/09 04:01 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
tattypatty Offline
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How's this?




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#424896 - 05/19/09 04:26 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Freddy doesn't want to hear any more


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#424897 - 05/20/09 08:34 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Max Rhino Offline
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Sammura Shane is the very definition of the term "Fugly Ho!" If you don't believe me, you can find its definition at:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fugly%20Ho
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#424898 - 05/20/09 10:15 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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Sammura Shane is the very definition of the term "Fugly Ho!" If you don't believe me, you can find its definition at:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fugly%20Ho




aw shucks thanks.free promotion..SAMMURA SAMMURA SAMMURA SAMMURA SAMMURA
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#424900 - 05/20/09 01:49 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Until this thread, I had never heard of you. Not that it matters to you, but you you are one disgusting pig.




what he really ment to say was: hey i said something rude to sammura am i in?
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#424901 - 05/20/09 04:01 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Hey Sam. Can I see your tits please ?!!!


Edited by backdoorman (05/20/09 04:02 PM)
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#424902 - 05/20/09 05:17 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
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Hey Sam. Can I see your tits please ?!!!




naw i don't think you want to see my saggy c's

having 8 kids does this flat fried egg on a nail thing to your boobies
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#424903 - 05/20/09 05:44 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Sweetie I'm 54 ! Any day I see titties is a good day !
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#424904 - 05/20/09 06:23 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Sam. Can I see your tits please ?!!!




naw i don't think you want to see my saggy c's

having 8 kids does this flat fried egg on a nail thing to your boobies



That doesn't happen to everyone... So do you have 8, 6 or kids?


Oohh yeah I almost forgot, Welcome Sammura....
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#424905 - 05/20/09 09:00 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

So I was browsing Sam's website to see what I might send her from her wishlist and I came away with more questions than answers.
On there I found an old pic she posted which follows for your viewing pleasure:






This pic screams 'post-op tranny'. Can't exactly tell why, though.

Panzer, could you shed some light?



Let's see her asshole shot

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#424906 - 05/20/09 09:04 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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Sweetie I'm 54 ! Any day I see titties is a good day !




now that was sum funny shit my friend
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#424907 - 05/20/09 09:07 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hey Sam. Can I see your tits please ?!!!




naw i don't think you want to see my saggy c's

having 8 kids does this flat fried egg on a nail thing to your boobies



That doesn't happen to everyone... So do you have 8, 6 or kids?


Oohh yeah I almost forgot, Welcome Sammura....




well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6

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#424908 - 05/20/09 09:50 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6





are there 6 different fathers?
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#424909 - 05/21/09 06:16 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6





are there 6 different fathers?


if xpt says i have six diffrent fathers, then i have six diffrent fathers, one of them is named drew peterson, but he be in jail know for killing white bitches
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#424910 - 05/21/09 06:30 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
electrostatic Offline
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Sammura, are you always up this early? How old is your bebes?
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#424911 - 05/21/09 09:30 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Sammura, are you always up this early? How old is your bebes?


i don't know i just have them fuck all that other shit
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#424912 - 05/21/09 09:54 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6





are there 6 different fathers?


if xpt says i have six diffrent fathers, then i have six diffrent fathers, one of them is named drew peterson, but he be in jail know for killing white bitches







Did you keep getting knocked up to increase your allotment of welfare, housing and food stamp freebies?

I already know the answer.

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#424913 - 05/21/09 10:04 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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you know your a bad motherfucka when you get banned from XXX PORNTALK..LMAO!




that should be your signature line, Sammura
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#424914 - 05/21/09 11:51 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Quote:

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well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6





are there 6 different fathers?


if xpt says i have six diffrent fathers, then i have six diffrent fathers, one of them is named drew peterson, but he be in jail know for killing white bitches







Did you keep getting knocked up to increase your allotment of welfare, housing and food stamp freebies?

I already know the answer.




then what the fuck you ask the question for honky
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#424915 - 05/21/09 12:15 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Posts: 2056
Haha Coke got pwned by Sammura.
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#424916 - 05/21/09 12:36 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Mark_J Offline
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yes he did. i just wish she wouldn't overuse the word "honky"- it makes me feel empty on the inside, "less than".

reading between the lines, she reminds me of going to the pound and there's always the one tweaked dog with the white left eye and it makes that satanic groaning noise that doesn't seem right at all -- and you can just tell its been poked with a stick all its life, well beyond the edge and never coming back. can't unburn a match.

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#424917 - 05/21/09 02:11 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6





are there 6 different fathers?


if xpt says i have six diffrent fathers, then i have six diffrent fathers, one of them is named drew peterson, but he be in jail know for killing white bitches







Did you keep getting knocked up to increase your allotment of welfare, housing and food stamp freebies?

I already know the answer.




then what the fuck you ask the question for honky






As a taxpayer, I was fishing for a thank you. Is that too much to ask?

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#424918 - 05/21/09 02:38 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Your fishing skill rivals Fredo Corleone.
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#424919 - 05/21/09 02:47 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Your fishing skill rivals Fredo Corleone.




wow
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#424920 - 05/21/09 03:05 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Your fishing skill rivals Fredo Corleone.





That shows how much you know. Fredo was always the only one to catch a fish. Vito, little Sonny and little Michael were always left with their dicks in their hands. Goose eggs all.

Fredo's secret: praying the Hail Mary.


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#424921 - 05/21/09 03:07 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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TUP's secret:irony
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#424922 - 05/21/09 04:16 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
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well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6





are there 6 different fathers?


if xpt says i have six diffrent fathers, then i have six diffrent fathers, one of them is named drew peterson, but he be in jail know for killing white bitches







Did you keep getting knocked up to increase your allotment of welfare, housing and food stamp freebies?

I already know the answer.




then what the fuck you ask the question for honky






As a taxpayer, I was fishing for a thank you. Is that too much to ask?




no you daddy face smell like fish after eating ya momma's pussy
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#424923 - 05/21/09 04:20 PM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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well xpt says i have 6 so i must have 6





are there 6 different fathers?


if xpt says i have six diffrent fathers, then i have six diffrent fathers, one of them is named drew peterson, but he be in jail know for killing white bitches







Did you keep getting knocked up to increase your allotment of welfare, housing and food stamp freebies?

I already know the answer.




then what the fuck you ask the question for honky






As a taxpayer, I was fishing for a thank you. Is that too much to ask?




no you daddy face smell like fish after eating ya momma's pussy




Sammura,

Do y'all like catfish? Do you fish for carp?

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#424924 - 05/22/09 12:32 AM Re: Speaking of Sammura Shane
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Your fishing skill rivals Fredo Corleone.




wow





Timing, set up, execution, a perfect score. I applaud you.

(touches self) sees sammura's avatar and stops.
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