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#424698 - 05/17/09 06:54 AM Sammura Shane Updates???
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I thought about her today, very odd. Its been a while since she left (was forced out of) porn, anyone know what she is doing now? Or any other helpful updates eg, does she still have her kids, drug problems, jail, etc.




Googled her and found this brief interview

http://www.adultbus.com/pornstar/Sammura_Shane.html.en


Some of the highlights for me

Your Weakness: men, and pot

Your Fears: being alone,my child gettin hurt

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my boobs done and find somebody to love

Do you Shower Daily: yes (LIAR)

Do you want to get Married: just don't want to be alone

Number of things in my Past I Regret: getting into porn ,noone think i can be a good woman
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#424699 - 05/17/09 07:30 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Number of Drugs I have taken: 2



extra cheese...









BTW, I didn't know Sammura was a real person...

Is this her?
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Iwant2cuSam/


Edited by electrostatic (05/17/09 07:32 AM)
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#424700 - 05/17/09 07:41 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
I missed the whole Sammura-era over here. I think she and I would have hit it off. Kindred spirits.

P.S. - I wish we could go back to the pre Pope-Vin/Jigaloo era as well.

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#424701 - 05/17/09 07:43 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
I think her 6 kids still need a daddy. Your chance tritone!
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#424702 - 05/17/09 07:51 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

I missed the whole Sammura-era over here. I think she and I would have hit it off. Kindred spirits.

P.S. - I wish we could go back to the pre Pope-Vin/Jigaloo era as well.




By kindred spirits you mean equally as stupid and lazy?

You're the one who started with the racism here. I just throw it back in your face. Things were fine here until you showed up.
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#424703 - 05/18/09 07:39 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
http://sexysolesista.livejournal.com/

Is this the same Sammura? If so I guess she's crossed over to my line of "work."

Incoming poop joke from monkey in 3.. 2..

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#424704 - 05/19/09 12:01 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

http://sexysolesista.livejournal.com/

Is this the same Sammura? If so I guess she's crossed over to my line of "work."







BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. She totally stole that from you, who in the FUCK would pay sammura money for that? Did anyone see her wish list, what is she? A socially awkward japanese teen? I actually bought her a light bulb (yes a light bulb is on her wish list), now her kids can see the government cheese they get for dinner, instead of eating in the glow of her computer screen while she tells ac cream what a dirty pig he is for 99 cents a minute.


Quote:

Incoming poop joke from monkey in 3.. 2..





BROWN GOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD, PORTLAND TEAAAA, YEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW (ceara waves her ten gallon hat). That work?
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#424705 - 05/19/09 01:58 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
2009 smelly monkey is lame, your not funny anymore

yup welfare,yup goverment cheese all that blah blah blah
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#424706 - 05/19/09 02:16 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

2009 smelly monkey is lame, your not funny anymore

yup welfare,yup goverment cheese all that blah blah blah




I agree, but the most revealing thing in this post is that you found me funny....at one time. Oh sorry, almost forgot...lol
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#424707 - 05/19/09 02:26 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
naw never thought you was funny,just back then everything you said was brand new,now everyone is use to you ,we all know what ya gonna say before you say it.
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#424708 - 05/19/09 02:29 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

naw never thought you was funny,just back then everything you said was brand new,now everyone is use to you ,we all know what ya gonna say before you say it.





Quote:

"your not funny anymore" Sammura Shane





A freudian slip Sammy, Im glad you are giving me long overdue credit.
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#424709 - 05/19/09 02:31 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise


see what i mean??? your following me all around here. you want to fuck me so bad




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#424710 - 05/19/09 02:32 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
The funny thing is, I found her livejournal through another guy's. A submissive male fanboi type who likes to quote dommes in his blog, mostly funny or clever quotes making the girl look good, so I thought it was odd when I saw an entry quoting, "STILL HATE YOU! FOR CALLING ME A MAN, YOU DIRTY FEET LICKING BITCH..LOL" and referred the woman "testy sole blister." He also made fun of how ugly her feet were. Really weird coming from this guy, I've never heard him put down anyone. Then I clicked the link and saw Sammura's name.

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#424711 - 05/19/09 02:36 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:



see what i mean??? your following me all around here. you want to fuck me so bad









Yes, because we all know what a task that would be. $50 do it?


Quote:

The funny thing is, I found her livejournal through another guy's. A submissive male fanboi type who likes to quote dommes in his blog, mostly funny or clever quotes making the girl look good, so I thought it was odd when I saw an entry quoting, "STILL HATE YOU! FOR CALLING ME A MAN, YOU DIRTY FEET LICKING BITCH..LOL" and referred the woman "testy sole blister." He also made fun of how ugly her feet were. Really weird coming from this guy, I've never heard him put down anyone. Then I clicked the link and saw Sammura's name.





OHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPP. I smell a dom bitch cat fight a brewing. So the submissive guy called her a man with ugly feet, dont they get off being degraded not the other way around, wow you even fail in that field sammy.
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#424712 - 05/19/09 02:39 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

The funny thing is, I found her livejournal through another guy's. A submissive male fanboi type who likes to quote dommes in his blog, mostly funny or clever quotes making the girl look good, so I thought it was odd when I saw an entry quoting, "STILL HATE YOU! FOR CALLING ME A MAN, YOU DIRTY FEET LICKING BITCH..LOL" and referred the woman "testy sole blister." He also made fun of how ugly her feet were. Really weird coming from this guy, I've never heard him put down anyone. Then I clicked the link and saw Sammura's name.





what a lil snitch you are.anything to get them off ya ass huh.
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#424713 - 05/19/09 02:41 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

The funny thing is, I found her livejournal through another guy's. A submissive male fanboi type who likes to quote dommes in his blog, mostly funny or clever quotes making the girl look good, so I thought it was odd when I saw an entry quoting, "STILL HATE YOU! FOR CALLING ME A MAN, YOU DIRTY FEET LICKING BITCH..LOL" and referred the woman "testy sole blister." He also made fun of how ugly her feet were. Really weird coming from this guy, I've never heard him put down anyone. Then I clicked the link and saw Sammura's name.





what a lil snitch you are.anything to get them off ya ass huh.









How many items from your amazon list have been bought for you? This is usually a good indicator if its working out. So minus the light bulb I bought, what else have you got?
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#424714 - 05/19/09 02:44 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The funny thing is, I found her livejournal through another guy's. A submissive male fanboi type who likes to quote dommes in his blog, mostly funny or clever quotes making the girl look good, so I thought it was odd when I saw an entry quoting, "STILL HATE YOU! FOR CALLING ME A MAN, YOU DIRTY FEET LICKING BITCH..LOL" and referred the woman "testy sole blister." He also made fun of how ugly her feet were. Really weird coming from this guy, I've never heard him put down anyone. Then I clicked the link and saw Sammura's name.





what a lil snitch you are.anything to get them off ya ass huh.









How many items from your amazon list have been bought for you? This is usually a good indicator if its working out. So minus the light bulb I bought, what else have you got?




unlike others i erase what they guys buy me.cept for the toyz

keep trying asshole
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#424715 - 05/19/09 02:45 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The funny thing is, I found her livejournal through another guy's. A submissive male fanboi type who likes to quote dommes in his blog, mostly funny or clever quotes making the girl look good, so I thought it was odd when I saw an entry quoting, "STILL HATE YOU! FOR CALLING ME A MAN, YOU DIRTY FEET LICKING BITCH..LOL" and referred the woman "testy sole blister." He also made fun of how ugly her feet were. Really weird coming from this guy, I've never heard him put down anyone. Then I clicked the link and saw Sammura's name.





what a lil snitch you are.anything to get them off ya ass huh.









How many items from your amazon list have been bought for you? This is usually a good indicator if its working out. So minus the light bulb I bought, what else have you got?




unlike others i erase what they guys buy me.cept for the toyz

keep trying asshole




So, what are some of the things they have bought you?
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#424716 - 05/19/09 02:52 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
From: Smelly Monkey

of your feet

tonymallice@jmproductions.com


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#424717 - 05/19/09 02:55 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
that address won't work- "malice" is misspelled

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#424718 - 05/19/09 02:56 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
what mr, smart ass spelled something wrong?
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#424719 - 05/19/09 03:02 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
Quote:

what mr, smart ass spelled something wrong?





smartt....So are you betweeen blowbangs? 65 posts in 4 hours......Doing the blow today?
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#424720 - 05/19/09 03:11 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
She had quite a few when she started back today. Maybe 30 or 40 but I see your point.

There isn't a better game going on here today anyway.

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#424721 - 05/19/09 03:12 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

Quote:

what mr, smart ass spelled something wrong?





smartt....So are you betweeen blowbangs? 65 posts in 4 hours......Doing the blow today?




no i smoke crack nigga
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#424722 - 05/19/09 09:30 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
I call bullshit. This isn't the real sammura "mahfuckin" shane. Proof please.
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#424723 - 05/19/09 09:32 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

I call bullshit. This isn't the real sammura "mahfuckin" shane. Proof please.




hey it is what it is
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#424724 - 05/19/09 09:45 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
biff it is Sammura. We all develop healthy skepticism but believe me this.

As she said she has mellowed somewhat.

Now Sammura...have you met the new board-bitch electrostatic? She won't show her tits yet thinks she owns the place. She is next on the xpt casualty list.

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#424725 - 05/19/09 10:22 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

biff it is Sammura. We all develop healthy skepticism but believe me this.



i love to fight, but i still fight fair, i don't think she said anything bad to me, so she cool( as you can see by my post i look at the keys when i type

Now Sammura...have you met the new board-bitch electrostatic? She won't show her tits yet thinks she owns the place. She is next on the xpt casualty list.


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#424726 - 05/19/09 10:28 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I typed that on my phone, where I definitely look at the keys.

I meant this: "We all develop healthy skepticism but believe me this." should have ended "believe me this is her".

You got to step it up Sam though I admit I like your signature.

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#424727 - 05/19/09 10:31 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
if bishop would post pictures of his dick,i would step it up
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#424728 - 05/19/09 10:34 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I read earlier from some anonymous username he has sores on his dick now. I doubt you will see dick pics.

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#424729 - 05/19/09 11:54 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I believe the less penis I have to set eyes on the happier I am. But if pm your phone number I would shoot it to your phone in exchange for a recent ass pic. I have missed it ...er umm YOU!
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#424730 - 05/19/09 11:56 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

biff it is Sammura. We all develop healthy skepticism but believe me this.

As she said she has mellowed somewhat.

Now Sammura...have you met the new board-bitch electrostatic? She won't show her tits yet thinks she owns the place. She is next on the xpt casualty list.




If it truly is sammura, she would know this. How much was Arab willing to pay just to meet you face to face at a club?
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#424731 - 05/20/09 12:05 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Seriously Dog its Sam Shane the one and only. You dont want to be drawin right now...
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#424732 - 05/20/09 08:49 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

what mr, smart ass spelled something wrong?





smartt....So are you betweeen blowbangs? 65 posts in 4 hours......Doing the blow today?




no i smoke crack nigga




Well then at least that lite bulb monkey got you will go to good use.
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#424733 - 05/20/09 08:59 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Hey sammura! What do you need 5 pink men's T-shirts for?
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#424734 - 05/20/09 10:13 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

what mr, smart ass spelled something wrong?





smartt....So are you betweeen blowbangs? 65 posts in 4 hours......Doing the blow today?




no i smoke crack nigga




Well then at least that lite bulb monkey got you will go to good use.





rude,pornotube and the rest that show your content for free
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#424735 - 05/20/09 10:35 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

Hey sammura! What do you need 5 pink men's T-shirts for?




UMMMMMMMMMMM
















because i like the color pink?
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#424736 - 05/20/09 10:38 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Mens pink t-shirts to match her mens feet?

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#424737 - 05/20/09 11:31 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
To match with her pink sock.

C'mon. You guys are getting stale.
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#424738 - 05/20/09 11:49 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
and besides with all these kids i have my shirts get wore out from them pulling on them.

mama i'm hungry blah,blah,blah
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#424739 - 05/20/09 09:08 PM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

biff it is Sammura. We all develop healthy skepticism but believe me this.

As she said she has mellowed somewhat.

Now Sammura...have you met the new board-bitch electrostatic? She won't show her tits yet thinks she owns the place. She is next on the xpt casualty list.



Fuck you! I'm the board bitch!? You're the whiny one! Monkey owns The Monkey Cage, why would I think I own it?



SO anyways, hush up if you want me to keep being a good little schoolgirl on AIM...
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#424740 - 05/21/09 07:03 AM Re: Sammura Shane Updates???
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I don't care how you are on AIM.

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