JFC, Zack Greinke has had 21 starts with 18 quality starts, a 2.08 ERA, a strikeout to walk ratio of almost 5.5 to 1, a hits to innings pitched ratio of .90 and the fucking Royals record in games he has started is 10-11. When you look at the statistics he is pitching better than Cliff Lee did last year (everything is near equal except Greinke's ERA is half a run lower) and Lee went 22-3. Greinke will be lucky to get 15 wins this year. He has had five straight quality starts and the God damned worthless Royals are 0-5 in those games.

Here is how Greinke ranks in various categories in the major leagues

ERA-1st (2.08)
Complete Games-1st (5)
Shutouts-T1st (2)
Quality Starts-T1st (18)
Quality Start %-T5th behind four pitchers with one start this season (.86)
Strikeouts-3rd (153)
WHIP-8th (1.09)
Tough Losses-T4th (5)
Cheap Wins-0

And now for some wonderful statistics for the Royal Flushes.

Batting average 26th (last in the American League)
On base percentage 28th (last in the American League)
Slugging percentage 24th (next to last in the American League, thank you Oakland)
Runs scored- T28th (tied with Seattle for last in the American League)
Home Runs-T24th (next to last in the American League, another round of applause for Oakland)
OPS-26th (next to last in the American League, Oakland again)
BB-28th (next to last in the American League, thank you Seattle)
Fielding Percentage-27th (.001 ahead of Seattle to stay out of the American League cellar)
Errors-26th (next to last in the American League, ahead of only Seattle)
Blown Saves-T4th (remember you want to be 30th in this category-tied with Detroit for most in the American League)
Save percentage-T29th (tied with Toronto for worst in the American League)
Run Support-28th (ahead of only Seattle in the American League)

and saving the best for last,

Wins-T29th (last in the American League)