You can forget your wannabes like Smelly Dunky, M Lyons, Astroshite, and all that crap, the best poster ever on adult forums is SMARTT.

I first met this guy (then called Planet Sex) on ADT when he had "his" hand up a surgical stocking.

Yes, he is outrageous, yes he is eccentric, yes he is outspoken, and what he also is, is consistent. In the face of constant and uncalled criticism, Smartt continues to post both witty and funny material. That's why he was banned from ADT, because Steph and Drew hated him (and me) because we are different. We don't suck up, we don't crawl, we don't slober from our mouths when Jenna Jameson posts.

Smartt's knowledge of horror and sci-fi, plus all aspects of porn, is TOTAL.

Don't disrespect Smartt, appreciate him. You'll miss him if he wasn't here.

LB.

Thank you, thank you very much.

LB, stop sucking up to Smartt

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we are different. We don't suck up, we don't crawl, we don't slober from our mouths

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This is the best contradictory comment i have ever seen, it almost swallows itself whole. I also don't get the we part?. Speak for yourself, unless this is yourself, monsier?.

This from a guy that said I kissed the monkeys ass.