Why is it that professional cocksuckers try to blow air out of their ass all the fucking time?

Honey, if you didn't want to suck cock for a living, and ChristianXXX's cock at that, you shoulda gone to college, gotten a degree and then a job instead of smoking the crack pipe for the last few years

Would have saved you all the trouble of trying to promote yourself as mainstream instead of the ho that you really are.