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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Geez you liberals are fags. Next time terrorists attack on the US soil I hope you'll be inside the building that gets blown up too busy wanking to get out.

What about the site they link to? Kinda funny.

:cue bree olson's chair leg:

a girl at ork once got wayyyyyyy drunk and jacked off with her revo-styler

yes

inside her
!!!!

I met a girl on set who gets off on her electric toothbrush, bristles and all.

Sometimes I use a baggie and old fashioned spit for lube otherwise its a dirty sock out of the hamper.

I know it takes time but Warm Apple Pie does it for me every time.

You saw that in a movie, right?

You should try something new, like the hot water balloon idea.

I heard WWII soldiers would make a fake vag from a shoebox filled with rags and liver. They called it the liver box. Yikes.

Hillbillies have been known to save the esophagus of a deer, to be used after warming in a pot of water.

^ Gives a whole new meaning to throat fucking.

Homemade and DIY sextoys are amongst the more intriguing forms of self-satisfaction. Although I shouldn't be commenting on other people's DIY methods, sometimes some things seem a bit stretched. But to each their own.

Plus there's nothing wrong when you're doing it with yourself and aren't forcing others into situations which aren't appreciated throughout all parties involved.