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#424436 - 05/16/09 08:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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fiendgrl13. No comment is necessary. It should be fairly obvious why I like her.
(And Pants too, but that's a pre-xpt crush).
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#424437 - 05/16/09 09:19 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Write a paragraph that describes your XPT crush and why you have a crush on them...(No names.)
I want you crushed under a dumptruck. Sorry, only two sentences.
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#424438 - 05/16/09 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm in love with the only XPT member in a wheelchair, retired, with a benign perversion involving paying hott chicks to swallow things they might otherwise pass on, a net worth that is NOT enough to own a jet but could safely swing several helicopters (slightly used ... "I love the smell of Strip Clubs in the Evening"), and a tolerance for ------s that would kill an elephant.... Everyone should have a mirror affixed just behind their computer.... 
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#424440 - 05/16/09 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Write a paragraph that describes your XPT crush and why you have a crush on them...(No names.)
There's someone very special on the boards. Even though she lives far from here, sometimes sparks can be seen flying through the air. A beautiful, sometimes mischievous, smile beneath two emerald, sometimes sad, eyes; framed by fiery coloured hair: a real stunner is what I call her. However, the specialness isn't merely in her eyes or smile, but her thoughts are really what make the contact worthwhile. Different, surprising, original and well-versed, there's more to her than what meets the eye at first. The longer we talk, the more we will learn. Even if it takes an unexpected turn. The several aspects of all the things she is, make her more human, they mean as much as a kiss. The ability and will to see what's beyond the first impression. A critical view upon each and every expression. What I appreciate most and will not forget, is the mutual respect and trust since the day we met.
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#424441 - 05/16/09 12:50 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Now that I think I know who he really is, I like him even more because he never said anything about XPT when we met in real life. 
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#424443 - 05/16/09 01:09 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Unless Burg is a Hawaiian kid with leopard-print hair, nope. Guess.
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#424444 - 05/16/09 01:15 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Eh....some hints would help.
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#424445 - 05/16/09 01:23 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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He is amazing and mysterious. And very handsome!!!
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#424446 - 05/16/09 01:28 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Conq? Freestylah? Floofin?
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#424447 - 05/16/09 01:31 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Yeah, I met Freestylah when I was in europe on a school trip. I asked him what time it was but he turned away quickly, acting like he didn't speak english. Geez you're good.
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#424448 - 05/16/09 05:33 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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smokey
he knows why
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#424449 - 05/16/09 07:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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She used to be fat, but now she is thin, and she likes it when fat dicks are all up in, she seems to be sweeter than the rest of this ho-gang, and looks good on her knees in the midst of a blowbang. She used to heavy, a little bit thick, but now she looks tiny on big ol' fat dick. She's a little reserved, and maybe just a bit shy, but this fat-tittied hottie's unbelievably fly! She spits and then swallows, a feat to behold, and she takes it all down the throat, or so I've been told. She's even got a blog, and it's pretty damn good, but the pics on her website are what give you the wood. So slink over to freeones before you gotta pay son, and check out my xpt crush, it's Ms. Marley Mason. -Keep It Dirty  ...You are hot, and I WILL work with you oneday. This I vow!
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#424452 - 05/16/09 09:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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#424454 - 05/16/09 10:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Does fiendgrl even post anymore?
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#424455 - 05/16/09 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She's on twitter. I'm gonna urge her ass to get back here.
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#424457 - 05/16/09 10:45 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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She used to be fat, but now she is thin, and she likes it when fat dicks are all up in, she seems to be sweeter than the rest of this ho-gang, and looks good on her knees in the midst of a blowbang. She used to heavy, a little bit thick, but now she looks tiny on big ol' fat dick. She's a little reserved, and maybe just a bit shy, but this fat-tittied hottie's unbelievably fly! She spits and then swallows, a feat to behold, and she takes it all down the throat, or so I've been told. She's even got a blog, and it's pretty damn good, but the pics on her website are what give you the wood. So slink over to freeones before you gotta pay son, and check out my xpt crush, it's Ms. Marley Mason.
-Keep It Dirty
...You are hot, and I WILL work with you oneday. This I vow!
^ this fucken maniac made it rhyme... 
Aside from that...... shit thread and sappy as fuck.
XPT crush?.
As in under under your boot?.
Like I should spend the time to list em. heh
Slink out from under and make yourselves known, worms.
3,2,1, go!, inverterbrates.
Fucken xpt crush thread.... in Teh Cage..
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#424458 - 05/17/09 06:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Musiq Soulchild, Christian X, Holly Randall and that weird eye poster guy with the cheap tie, looks like toxic avenger, name slips my mind.
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#424459 - 05/17/09 06:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...and that weird eye poster guy with the cheap tie, looks like toxic avenger, name slips my mind.
You must be referring to Rauol Duke/Jim B.
I'm crushed. Though my thing for you, Monkey, has been going on much too long to be dismissed as a crush.
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#424461 - 05/17/09 08:13 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"^ this fucken maniac made it rhyme... " Go big or go home Lou.  I totally posted my opus (I spent hours and days laboring over this one;) and then looked at the thread and actually read thru it a bit and realized that I look like fuckin' Dr. fuckin' Seuss over here next to Freestylah. His shit rhymes, just read it closely. -Keep It Dirty ...Wait, she into the black pipe, right? That's not a poem, it's a gangsta rap lyric, biotch! Represent, yo!
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#424462 - 05/17/09 06:58 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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I guess mine would be a lady that had a killer sense of humor, sometimes leaned on the sick and twisted side.  A intelligent person that was once said "I was also blackballed out of national honor society for 'general character defects.'" She is REALLY beautiful and I wish she would come back to XPT.
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#424463 - 05/17/09 07:19 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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No contest, it's Cameron Keys. Gia is too busy for a relationship because of her 3 kids (Shafat, Habib & Mohammed). And the Masons (Janet and Marley) are into dark meat.
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#424468 - 05/18/09 12:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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We couldn't have disagreed more politically. She was the first person who ever saw a pic of me. There are moments where my eyes well up. and... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj9JUKqVG_k
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#424471 - 05/18/09 10:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
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i've been super busy/lazy...but i'm still around...
Conquistador would be my crush..he's awesome!
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#424472 - 05/18/09 11:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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Nug,
I'm only telling you this because I'm your friend. Marley would only break your heart. She'd come home smelling like KFC all the time. You'd find curly black hairs on your pillow. Newport butts in the ashtray. It would be a fucking disaster.
Fixed that for you. 
Wait...what?
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#424474 - 05/19/09 03:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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My XPT crush is male, older than me, live east of California and was mentioned in the “ Klans of XPT” thread. I happen to like assholes, so it’s no surprise, I suppose. He has been around XPT longer than me and I think he’s one of the most underrated posters here. You might think you know who I’m referring to, but I know you’re wrong.  PS. I thought Gia's bebes were named Uday and Qusay... 
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#424477 - 05/19/09 09:17 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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jamie
holly-so sweet she makes my teeth hurt
bishop-i just wanna let him cum in my asshole
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I love you bitch
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#424478 - 05/19/09 10:05 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Which part of "no names" did you not understand Sammura?
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#424480 - 05/19/09 10:22 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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thinking hard??? you been typing a reply for 5 mins...lol
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#424483 - 05/20/09 08:02 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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love her
fuck you..lol i rule xxx porntalk i do what the fuck i wanna do. bishop jamie holly. now what fool!
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