I'm in love with the only XPT member in a wheelchair, retired, with a benign perversion involving paying hott chicks to swallow things they might otherwise pass on, a net worth that is NOT enough to own a jet but could safely swing several helicopters (slightly used ... "I love the smell of Strip Clubs in the Evening"), and a tolerance for ------s that would kill an elephant....

Everyone should have a mirror affixed just behind their computer....