I can't stand:

Wiggers
Spandex-wearing coneheads on bicycles
Dirty fingernails

Stank breath
Low-lifes who don't flush after
"My name is Roger; how may I offer you excellent service today?"

Shitheads who keep turning left after the arrow turns RED
People who turn every thread into something about themselves
Hemmorhoids

Ignorance
Grocery stores without the self serve scanners
Arbitrary gas prices
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend