Jalapeno-flavored Cheetos.
MILFs w/ sweatpants showing their thongs at Trader Joe's.
Chili cheese dogs.
Skaters when they totally eat shit.
Chicken McNuggets.
Kids who walk into sliding glass doors.
Walking barefoot in the mud.
Ripping a fart @ grocery store and turning the aisle corner.
Weeds
Phish Food Ice Cream.
Girls in tight, faded, ripped up Levi jeans
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend