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#424335 - 05/16/09 12:21 AM
Guilty Pleasures / Things that make you SMILE
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Some people just don't take the time to "stop and smell the roses" Well, there are a lot of little things that make life worth living. So many people choose to ignore the good and see the glass half empty all the time. I can be a little bitchy, but for the most part, I'm an optimistic, happy person with love and gratitude for the little things that bring me joy. I just can't get enough sometimes. For example, I looove: The smell of coffee (even though I don't drink it) Afternoon naps Kisses on my neck Silence--hard to find in LA Puppies and kittens CSI:Miami Pictures of Conquistador's hamsters Strawberries Pedicures Stretching when my muscles are sore XPT graemlins People with Australian accents Hearing from old friends Swimming pools Back rubs What makes you smile? Life is wonderful! ps: Please don't be an asshole in this thread. This thread is for the things that make you happy.  
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#424337 - 05/16/09 07:17 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Egg McMuffins. I know they are so wrong, but they taste so right.
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#424339 - 05/16/09 07:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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4chan-- /b/ , /a/ , /e/ , /h/
ASSTR
StoriesOnline
troll kingdom
Soma in large doses...I like feeling Euphoric, diskinetic and melty
Yeungling Lager
Kanokon
Edited by Fiend (05/16/09 07:28 AM)
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#424340 - 05/16/09 07:30 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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In no particular order:
Winston Churchill's quotes
Orthodox Jews(I smile whenever I see them)
All kinds of pointless lists on discussion boards that no one reads but everyone likes to contribute to.
Gia Jordan's posts
JM Production's crazy movies and Tony's press releases.
Un-PC humor
African animals
Marley Mason's boobs and ass of course.
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#424341 - 05/16/09 07:38 AM
Re: Guilty Pleasures / Things that make you SMILE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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My main one is playing lots of online video games. It's a huge time waster and I could be doing something much more productive. I don't feel too guilty about it but fuck productivity, I want fun.
Beer for breakfast.
Racist hardcore.
Acting really really ignorant.
Sardines (not really guilty, just that I'm the only one I know who admits to enjoying them)
Edited by conquistador (05/16/09 07:57 AM)
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#424342 - 05/16/09 10:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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World of Warcraft
Porn
Nature ( outdoor life )
This Forum
Reading people's bullshit on facebook
Whatever cd i have in my car ( now Motorhead)
People who are pleasant and or helpful in their job ( very rare nowadays )
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#424343 - 05/16/09 10:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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grey gardens, celeb gossip, beatrix potter, louboutins, blueberries, skateboarders, paris vogue, birdies outside my window, picking flowers
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#424344 - 05/16/09 01:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQiCubPDTvsplease remember that I listen to Skrewdriver...
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#424345 - 05/16/09 02:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I love Skrewdriver.
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#424346 - 05/16/09 02:06 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Gordon Ramsay--I loooooooove him 
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#424347 - 05/16/09 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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straws, languages, xpt, the scent of juniper in the dressing rooms at the seattle athletic club, the smell of wet dirt, twitter, hardwood floors, mark j's posts, sperrys with no socks, tiny blond hairs on a guy's arm, metalocalypse, fairchild tropical gardens, shade45, porn whore interviews, desi foxxx's new bank acct, odd numbers, popwhore, freecycle.com, my best friend's stories about growing up in nyc...
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#424349 - 05/16/09 05:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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foot rubs
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#424351 - 05/16/09 07:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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The people who turned me on to the Driver would probably disown me if they knew I dug Sylvester. And My disco-loving friends would probably be appalled at hearing Skrewdriver. I just dig those 80's records because I was a teenager during all those years. Two of my guiltiest combined.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_9ih_7Oig
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#424354 - 05/16/09 10:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Currently: traveling, re-runs of Good Times, art and taking random pictures around different cities. This one below was taken in Rothenburg in January.
Reminds me about a scene from that Spike Lee movie about WWII about the black soldiers.
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#424356 - 05/16/09 11:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
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Listening to '80s songs that I grew up hearing
Arguing about issues that matter to me
Reading scifi and fantasy books
Hiking on nature trails
Playing video games
Procrastinating
Mexican food
Pizza
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#424357 - 05/16/09 11:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I'm pretty sure it was end of January, and yes, that's Rothenburg Bavaria. We stayed at The Hotel Markusturm. You should check ahead of time what the weather is like because I don't think it's like that all the time. If you want a good Winter hot spot you should consider Jamaica or one of the island's off the West Coast of Africa like Cape Verde.
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#424358 - 05/16/09 11:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Pimpleclit in shorts ='s  +  +  . Yeahh, she's a great hatefuck.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#424359 - 05/16/09 11:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Zambian street kids high on jenkem really are pathetic. Keep on smoking that feces loocypher, it suits you well.
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Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts...  - faggypatty
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#424360 - 05/17/09 12:01 AM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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You know I'm a drinker... I'm mean how many times do I have have to puke on the back of your head before you realize that you're more than just a Friday night to me.
I fucken hate that... Every time she gets horny it turns into "suicidal 11'th grade girlfriend story". I know I should move on but then I feel bad about shoving Pimps tongue down her throat. It's a vicious cycle.
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#424361 - 05/17/09 12:23 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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I'm mean how many times do I have have to puke on the back of your head before you realize that you're more than just a Friday night to me.
This is the result of living in a mud hut in a third world country. Sad. Quit projecting the assraping you give your son nightly on to others and apologize to your wife for using her as a beard to cover for your faggotry. Also, it's Saturday night jenkemcypher, there's this crazy new notion called reality, try it. Lewcrew to the rescrew? Maybe? Assemble the clowns, lol.
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Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#424362 - 05/17/09 07:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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 Nerds! Nerds Rope Dancing when I'm drunk. 4chan/b/ Beverly Hills, 90210 (oldschool version) The Baby-sitters Club books Street Fighter  ^this drink. <3 Hall and Oates Red Bull xxxPornTalk Jeff Steward's posts Cooking Keyboard Cat! <this one makes me cry and laugh at the same time... Asparagus Burping (I don't care it feels reaaally good.) My XPT crush <3 My boobs Nipponsei - LouCypher flamerwars  Dollmakers(elouai.com is a good one too) Oh and this little guy too:  ... <3
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#424367 - 05/17/09 02:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Conq, Cameron
That place is very real. There hundreds and hundreds of small towns/villages like that all over Germany. The timber framing in particular makes it something special.
On topic. I came by this; it made me smile.
"OHHHH i remember her, she was sucking off my dog the other night, so i got a piece of wood and hit her in the back of the head, in doing this creating a massive caving in her skull, i then proceded to fuck this hole, once i was finished i let the dog lick the blood of my balls, i then took her to my room, emptied her body off all her bones organs ect. after this i stuffed her with cotton and i now sleep with her every night occasionly fucking her. although she smells abit its a small price i have to pay to have a real life blow up doll."
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#424368 - 05/17/09 02:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Free, that made me smile as well. It is far too long to use as a signature though.
Free, check this out, you might enjoy it. The Fleshman.
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#424369 - 05/17/09 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Free, check this out, you might enjoy it. The Fleshman.
I like that link! Good stuff.
Took me a while, but I found two other pieces in a book I read not too long ago:
"When the senior interrogator reproached his underlings for excessive violence, he had to explain that what he meant was 'beating prisoners to death, cutting open their arms, their backs and their penises'. Inmates were drained of their blood for use in the city's hospitals. 'They used a pump. They went on until there was no blood left in them and they could scarcely breathe. You could just hear this wheezing sound, and see the whites of their eyes rolling as if they'd had a fit. When they were through, the corpses were thrown in a pit.'
"We stopped at a collection of buildings I had never seen before, at a clearing back in the woods....Some wrinkled black objects hung from the eaves of the roof but I was too far away to see what they were...In the afternoon, the guards brought in a new prisoner, a pregnant woman. As they walked past I heard her saying that her husband wasn't a soldier...Later an interrogator walked down the row of trees, holding a sharp knife....He spoke to the pregnant woman and she answered. Then he cut the clothes of her body, slit her stomach and took the baby out. I turned away but there was no escaping the sound of her agony, the screams that slowly subsided into whimpers and after far too long lapsed into the merciful silence of death. The killer walked calmly past me holding the foetus by its neck...He tied a string around it, and hung it from the eaves with the others, which were dried and black and shrunken."
This last part refers to kun krak or smoke-children. 
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#424371 - 05/17/09 06:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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-sleeping naked;
-picking up a magazine I don't usually read and reading it cover to cover;
- haagen daz vanilla+ almond ice cream;
- a good cigar;
- kittens (really);
- a nice snifter of port;
- coming across an interesting and original web site;
- getting home after a long day;
- birds outside my windows in the early morning;
- catching an episode of the X-files, BtVS, Angel, BSG, or even Supernatural;
- smell of freshly brewed coffee;
- clean sheets (sun dried laundry);
- fresh pair of undies after an excellent shower;
- steamed fresh corn, with a little butter and black pepper.
- 80s music.
- taking a good picture.
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#424372 - 05/17/09 07:08 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Jalapeno-flavored Cheetos. MILFs w/ sweatpants showing their thongs at Trader Joe's. Chili cheese dogs. Skaters when they totally eat shit. Chicken McNuggets. Kids who walk into sliding glass doors. Walking barefoot in the mud. Ripping a fart @ grocery store and turning the aisle corner. Weeds Phish Food Ice Cream. Girls in tight, faded, ripped up Levi jeans 
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#424375 - 05/18/09 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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"And to what depths of worthlessness, pettiness, and nastiness a man can sink! How could he have changed so much? And is this really true to life? Yes, it's all true to life. Anything can happen to a man: the fiery youth of today would recoil in horror if one were to show him his portrait in old age. So, as you pass from the tender years of youth into harsh and embittered manhood, make sure you take with you on your journey all the human emotions! Don't leave them on the road, for you will not pick them up afterwards! Old age, inevitable and inescapable, is terrible and menacing, for it never gives anything back, it returns nothing! The grave is more merciful than old age. On the tomb is written: 'Here Lies A Man', but you can read nothing on the cold and callous features of inhuman old age."
This made me smile for a long time.
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#424376 - 05/18/09 03:54 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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this picture makes me smile
Edited by MarleyMason (05/18/09 03:56 PM)
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#424378 - 06/13/09 11:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Top notch, Loop.
Time for another cocktail.
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#424379 - 06/13/09 11:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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