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#424062 - 05/14/09 07:40 PM
Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I bet you US$500.00 you can't stay out of this thread for a week. You're too much of an addict. How about this: if you do, I send you $500.00 via PayPal. You lose, and I call CPS and have your children taken away? You're a meth mommy, you probably don't care about them anyway. (leans back, hears the gut-wrenching churning in her stomach already  )
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#424065 - 05/14/09 09:55 PM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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shell do it
500 bucks aint no joke!
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#424066 - 05/15/09 12:38 AM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I predict a big controversy because Willie didn't address her by name. Willie is no welcher but neither is meth mommy a total idiot. I think it's all rigged. 
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#424069 - 05/15/09 09:17 AM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Willie is gonna lose. Whores will do much more degrading things for $500. A womens soul does have a price. 
You should have seen the look in Hillary's eyes when she didn't win that AVN award for best new whore. I swear you could see all the way back to Chicago. 
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#424073 - 05/15/09 11:27 AM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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If you give her $500, you'll be responsible for her OD death. I hope you'll be able to live with yourself.
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#424076 - 05/15/09 03:12 PM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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If you give her $500, you'll be responsible for her OD death. I hope you'll be able to live with yourself.
I know the money will go to drugs. It's the only logical outcome for a child abuser like her.
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#424078 - 05/15/09 03:55 PM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Willie is really looking desperate. By not referring to her by name, he's making a hail-mary, desperately trying to get some fodder to hold over Electro's head. She claims the money and he thinks somehow he'll be able to internet chat fight with more ammo. Because somehow, claiming the money, Electro's somehow indirectly admitted to being a meth-mommy!
Besides, Willi also figures that with some promise of $500, he'll at least get one thread where he can keyboard punch at Electro without her making him look dumb.
Willie, you look like a large cow who's having trouble mooing while you swat at flies with your nose and tail when you chase after Electro. She dances around in glee from all the attention while you angrily type in mad attempts to try to shove her. Your stock "I'll fucking ban you!!" didn't work, so now you've found a different way to jump the shark.
The ante on this bet should really be raised. Willi should agree to XPT banishment for the same length of time, a week, that Electro can't post in this thread, with his avatar posted behind bars in the penalty box to glorify his shame. Bornyo says Willi's not a welcher, but there's no way of knowing Willi will really pay up, and I don't think he will. Just not a man of his word. With Malice as an arbitrator, we'd know Willi would suffer having lost this bet.
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#424081 - 05/15/09 04:49 PM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Willie D,
Why not pay the $500 to a grocery account so her kids can benefit. I think Albertsons, Vons and HomeGrocer.com all deliver in the LA area. If you do it that way and add some additional requirements (like nude pics), I might throw in a few benjamins myself (upping the total). Renfield Gypsy will probably do the same because she has offered Electro financial assistance in past posts.
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#424085 - 05/16/09 01:52 AM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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You taking the time to get all worked up about this and write that tome means I already own you.
Yeah, okay. Me making a decent effort to be entertaining on the board who complains about not enough witty banter. Boy, do I feel stupid.
On the other hand, throwing up a thread where there's a damn good chance your either gonna look stupid because you had to send someone you hate $500, or look stupid because he made some thread saying he would and never did while bitching about Electro stalking you on AIM, yeah, I'm the one who's owned. Got someone all up in my head I can't stand.
Face it Willi, you got nothing. This is the Cage. There are supposed to be knife fights. Someone calls you out. And all you got is an insult as old as the internet itself.
Besides Willi, Electro is a nice girl. I wouldn't be surprised if she lets you off the hook, comes in the thread, and makes a joke she's not taking the bet because you're right!! She is an addict!
Didn't I see something in the archives where you and her got along when she started posting here? Why don't you PM her, nicely. I bet she takes you back.
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#424086 - 05/16/09 03:15 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I think all you guys who complain the most about Electro are in love with her and just want more attention from her and don't know any other way to get it.
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#424088 - 05/16/09 09:34 AM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Hey, WTF?! I want airtime too lol. I would put money on Willie havin' to put up the money myself. Addicting as this board can/may be, Meth it is not. Also, this board is free, Meth is not. Also, aside from my upcoming marriage, XPT has not ruined lives, but Meth has. She's gonna read it anonymously, over and over, and then type her name and password, think about it, want to click it, and then won't. She will instead make an alt ID and post something snide and well within character, thus giving herself away. All that and she won't show her titties...WTF?! -Keep It Dirty  ...get her a grocery gift card Willie so she can go buy some Sudafed. You gotta teach them to fish...
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#424089 - 05/16/09 12:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
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...get her a grocery gift card ...
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Perhaps some food for the kids, too?
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#424094 - 05/16/09 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Parenting is getting harder and harder these days, whatnot with the inability to spank the kids ass or smack him upside the head when they fuck up royally, without CPS looming in the wings.
FIXED.
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#424096 - 05/16/09 04:14 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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big moose:
Sucking up to Willie D. since August 2006.
Nah, moose is just pointing out that since Willi's been PM'ing, treating the board like Myspace so long, people aren't likely to say out loud anything bad about him, no matter how much of a buffoon of a mod he is.
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#424097 - 05/16/09 09:05 PM
Re: Hey, Meth-Mommy...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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North- Sometimes, after you pay the Lot Lizard, you just spend your time telling her what shit she is, and how you would never let her near your junk, you just needed someone to talk shit to for a while. Don't judge, try it! -Keep It Dirty ...the trick is reminding them how much you paid them for this "service." It makes 'em crack at least 7 outta 10 times.
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#424100 - 05/16/09 11:39 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Everybody knows the mod on XPT you take shots at is Gia.
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#424101 - 05/17/09 05:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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snap, nothrop a fella who knows willie from adt or a keen lurker, comes out firing  Raises some good points though, how will willie pay if she/he avoids the thread, how will it be confirmed, and will willie turn the tables on her for asking? It has me interested in how this will play out after the 7 days. btw is this a recent picture of monstar? If so looks like he got fat again, he dropped some weight earlier and was looking half way decent 
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#424102 - 05/19/09 04:50 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/05/09
Posts: 127
Loc: Down by the river...
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#424103 - 05/19/09 10:42 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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What does this bring you when you get it for doing nothing?
What does it mean when you lose this for someone else doing nothing?
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#424104 - 05/20/09 08:21 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Friends,
We are nearing the finish line for Willie D's generous motivational challenge designed to build up Electro's self-esteem and teach her valuable life lessons about goal setting. It looks like she's going to make it. Congratulations, Electro! And I don't want to embarrass Willie D, but he is well known in his own community for helping motivate shiftless meth moms. Last year his efforts were recognized by his local Chamber of Commerce with their "golden pipe" award. He is truly an inspiration.
Anyhoo, we now must come together and consider how we can help Willie D disperse the funds in a responsible manner. No one wants to see Electro spend the entire $500 on drugs or become "nigger rich" and blow it all in one day on something frivolous like expensive sneakers. I propose the funds be donated to Operation Smile!, a recognized non-profit with 501 C tax exempt status. Operation Smile! already has an apparatus in place equipt to handle these special circumstances. It has been working for months to raise $250 for Electro to get some badly needed dentures from Sears Dental. You can read about Operation Smile! here:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=nonporntalk&Number=402787&Forum=All_Forums&Words=dentures&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=6months&Main=402787&Search=true#Post402787
The remaining $250 would be held in an escrow account by Operation Smile! to be distributed as necessary for Electro's future dental needs. I would personally act as trustee.
Feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns before weighing in.
Kindest Regards,
Coke Stevenson, Esq.
President and CEO
Operation Smile!, Inc
Sharing is Caring!
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#424105 - 05/20/09 08:34 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Can someone put this dumbass out of his misery?
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#424106 - 05/20/09 09:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#424108 - 05/21/09 06:07 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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#424111 - 05/21/09 09:44 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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In other business, don't bother Willie D about giving $500 to Electro. The funds are already in Operation Smile!'s possession and are being well cared for. Willie D has done his part. Leave him alone. Move on. This matter is officially closed.
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