Hey, dude. I want to apologize to you about that whole "long-dicking" thing.

I talked to someone who knows about it, and it turns out it's really popular...in the gay community. Apparently you guys measure yourselves by rubbing them together to get a boner.

But trust me, I don't hate on gays. You want to rub your dick against another guy, knock yourself out.

So keep on with that, brah. Good luck.

Well it took you long enough,,,But i accept your apology...

Friends..???