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#424 - 04/23/03 07:23 PM
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Registered: 04/23/03
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Loc: NY
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see, i dont know, maybe its just me, but i dont want my dick to touch another guys dick, this came up in one of the general discussion forums as well. perhaps i'm homophobic, but rubbing my cock against some other dudes cock just doesnt do it for me, no matter what opening of a woman i'm in, it still seems a little queer. oh, and heres a question, what kind of face wash do you porn ladies use to get the cum off your faces? is there some strange cum removing facewash that you can only buy in southern california?
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#426 - 04/25/03 05:40 PM
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Registered: 04/23/03
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damn, soap and water, that must make you dry as fuck, oh well, i suppose its an ocupational hazard
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#428 - 04/30/03 07:32 PM
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Registered: 04/23/03
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i guess my understanding of the moisterizing habits of porn stars while on set isnt really up to par... but i feel so much better informed now.
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#429 - 09/14/05 08:42 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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moisturizer...moist..mmmm i use Neutrogena deep cleaning face scrub towelettes. they work wonders. they are like little baby wipes with one side that is more abrasive so it will exfoliate the cum off your face!
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ass2ass.GIF" alt="" /> <hmmmmm well isnt that interesting!!
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#430 - 09/14/05 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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what kind of face wash do you porn ladies use to get the cum off your faces? is there some strange cum removing facewash that you can only buy in southern california? Just to fuck with the ladies at the Chanel counter at Saks 5th Avenue, I asked what they reccommend for washing cum off my face. They looked horrified for 2 minutes, then began trying to sell me $500 worth of serums.
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#431 - 09/14/05 10:13 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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what kind of face wash do you porn ladies use to get the cum off your faces? is there some strange cum removing facewash that you can only buy in southern california? Just to fuck with the ladies at the Chanel counter at Saks 5th Avenue, I asked what they reccommend for washing cum off my face. They looked horrified for 2 minutes, then began trying to sell me $500 worth of serums. I would have paid $500 to see that. It would have been worth the price in comedy alone. Next time I will send you in with my load on your face for the full effect.
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#432 - 09/17/05 12:39 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/29/05
Posts: 42
Loc: Ohio
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Just to fuck with the ladies at the Chanel counter at Saks 5th Avenue, I asked what they reccommend for washing cum off my face. They looked horrified for 2 minutes, then began trying to sell me $500 worth of serums. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jackoff1.gif" alt="" />
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#433 - 09/18/05 12:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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what kind of face wash do you porn ladies use to get the cum off your faces? is there some strange cum removing facewash that you can only buy in southern california? Just to fuck with the ladies at the Chanel counter at Saks 5th Avenue, I asked what they reccommend for washing cum off my face. They looked horrified for 2 minutes, then began trying to sell me $500 worth of serums. Why the fuck did I have to meet Gia through a Porn board? Why couldn't she be my girlfriend from Junior year that I never lost touch with...why? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" />
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