Oprah's an idiot, but nowhere as dumb as Jenny McCarthy. Instead of blaming routine infant vaccinations, how about taking an inventory of all the illegal drugs she pumped into her system since the age of 15. Not to mention what she may ingested developing her legendary blowjob skills.

Decent looks, but take away her time as a Playboy playmate and I guarantee she'd be a 20 year Wendy's veteran.